Y’all heard of Pop Tarts right? Why are there no Mom Tarts? Because of the pastryarchy.

Well, shit.

Here's something that takes seconds and could have actual positive outcomes. There is an official 'citizen's petition' system in the EU. There's one open at the moment to ban conversion therapy for LGBT+ people in the EU. Ireland can be 1 of the 7 nations needed eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...

I got a picture of my original x-ray of my leg today. I'm going to CW It as not everyone wants to see broken bones.

Anyone here joined Pixelfed? (Federated Instagram) Very clean and easy. I'm "Simonpixel" over there. Deleted Instagram because fuck Zuckerberg.

Chilly cold not Chilli hot.

Using modern technology to allow us to continue to witness something the people of this island built in connection with the seasons and the universe thousands of years ago is pretty cool, actually

Stupid crutch slipped on the stupid pavers outside my front door and I put some surprise weight on my stupid leg. This was a stupid thing to do. Ow.

Hi @ciaraioch.bsky.social please enjoy said photo.

I'm really beginning to *hate* this bloody boot.

My sincere thanks @ciaraioch.bsky.social for your wonderful cards, bonus drawings, bookmarks and other goodies. They are all getting in the post tomorrow! Ps: I love the miniature drawing of said tiny dog.

It's looking more likely that the enshittification process for this place is beginning sooner rather than later.

What are the bets I'm going to stay awake for the full #Latelatetoyshow I'm going to stay probably not.

End the child surveillance state

Here's a handy block list of Nazi types should you want it. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Just bought some lovely Christmas cards from @ciaraioch.bsky.social It feels early but it always creeps up on me so best to get on the Christmas jobs asap.

If you're looking for an easy enjoyable watch I can recommend "Elsbeth" Catching up on season 2 right now.

📌 Lil' note: ciaraioch.com is now taking Christmas orders for prints, gift cards and value bundles - each archival-quality print on textured heavy paper is made in Ireland, shipped in eco-friendly packaging with discount tracked postage available, and comes with free mini-treats for every customer 🎁

"No to Racism" lmao. This lad is so far gone it's not even funny

Instagram account deletion requested. Now to try and get all my friends and family off WhatsApp. (Less realistic, unfortunately)

My tiny dog just loves to walk on my leg which had recent surgery. Ow. I forgive her immediately though

Not sure people realise how hard it's been recently for artists to survive, or how deeply appreciated every single order is. If you can't buy something, it makes a huge difference just to share our work. If you can't share our work, a little sacrifice to the Old Gods on our behalf means a lot, too 💜

Hang on. Instagram literally just stopped me from flicking past an ad in my feed and called it "an ad break" and I could resume browsing in a moment. Ok fuck this bullshit. Removing my photos and dumping my account from insta ASAP.

Servers go Bork.

@vonny.bsky.social can I ask you a work related question?

Post a non-religious picture you consider to be holy. (This is just a small part of my favourite non touristy area in Kerry)

In case you hear about the Gemini AI telling a human to kill themselves and think "oh theres more to that story"... Well yes, yes there is an wooo boy its a FnCKING DOOZY. 1/n

Ok, my music taste is fairly encentric so I don't really recommend stuff. But this is an actual banger. YouTube link and Spotify link: https://youtu.be/31Vz6Hxqpf4?si=TaiKvuZM4tl_O6tC https://open.spotify.com/track/4gdQamULpFs7WeyFGfmTCZ?si=BpXFvUigQjuc7lls9-CluQ

Get lost, trash account.

I have combined my Mastodon and bluesky feeds in "Openvibe" works pretty well.

I took a Zolpidem last night in desperation for sleep. It made Fuck all difference. First time I've tried any kind of sleeping pill, did nothing.

Bank robber pulls out gun, points it at the teller Robber: "Give me all your money or you're GEOGRAPHY!' Cashier: "you mean "or you are history?" Robber: "Don't change the subject."

I've been in hospital since more or less the third of this month. Two things: Nurses are class. Emergency Departments are actual hell on earth. I have nothing else to post about except the four walls around me, occasional visitors and the nurses looking after my care.

Tomorrow is new car day 🙂

I have all my outdoor and tree lights connected to various smart plugs. I have added these to a "room" called Christmas on Google home. Now I can say "Hey, Google Turn on Christmas" and all my festive switches come on immediately

@kevinteljeur.bsky.social This was actually meant for my Masto followers tbh! Wrong platform

@ruthephoenix.bsky.social Nice to see you here Ruthe.

When you can't find the kind of terrible little Irish Samhain earrings you want, (badly) make them yourself. 🎃

I really like using the word "detritus" but every time it leaves my mouth, my mind sees a giant stone biped wearing a police badge and wielding a siege ballista like it was a crossbow. #Discworld

Anyone here use an EuFy doorbell? Thoughts?

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now: Not a full list but.. Cashier for a petrol station Appliance sales for former Electric shops Call centre for a major energy company Debt manager Site manager for Cleaning company COVID Test Administrator

The sandwich demander has spoken. #Millie

@rgsweetnam.bsky.social welcome!

Hello and welcome @elliottucker.bsky.social

Weather apps

Won't somebody please think of the introverts

This shopping app has the measure of me. #UntitledGooseGame #Pin

Once again if you have not done a whole chicken in the Air Fryer (1.2kg in this case) I highly recommend it.

First blocked account on here - found and pre-emptively blocked John Boyne. Feels good.

Bye!