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Marvel women who were originally drawn decades ago to be sexually arousing being used as gooner bait in Marvel Rivals is the definition of history repeating itself

Idk why it’s taken me this long to read V for Vendetta this shit is fire

To everyone who wishes they had naturally long eyelashes: I do and I just pulled this out of my eye. It’s at least a tri-weekly occurrence

Me at age 6 finding out my teachers have first names

Biden about to win the “President who gave up the quickest in 2024” award when Assad and Yoon walk in

It’s Assadover

Why has it taken me this long to learn how to actually work my triceps

Whoever shot the UHC ceo is literally modern day Guy Fawkes bros a legend

Midnight taking a thirst trap in sweat pants? What will he think of next?

This article was written by someone with zero knowledge of internet culture

To my fellow Americans gearing up for political arguments today:

Cyberpunk edgerunners was a great show but I can no longer like it unironically due to the fact that it has the word edge in it unfortunately

Top 10 Anime betrayals

I’ve only watched one episode of Dandadan and I’m already in love with it. This is the best weirdest thing I’ve watched since Bakemonogatari

HOW HAS IT ALMSOT BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE GTA 6 TRAILER

What if the Minecraft movie ends up being a surprise banger like the Lego movie

I honestly still haven’t gotten over Neptune actually being light blue and not dark blue. How is it special now? It just looks like slightly smaller Uranus

I took zero notes in my PoliSci class and still got 98/100 on the midterm I AM HIM

YouTube has the stupidest fucking requirements to get access to “advanced features” like why do you need to see my ID for me to put a link in the description

STOP MAKING ICE AGE MOVIES

These 2x bigger sour patch kids are a fucking scam they’re only 2x bigger in two dimensions

The good thing about Gen Z men moving right is that they won’t be having sons to teach their misogyny too

What’s with this dude who cooks everything in a dorm room in front of a laptop going viral you mfs are so easily entertained

I need to write a poem about a work of art or photography for my creative writing class. Give me some suggestions, people

I’m ngl bro this election has got me all tankied up like I’m rooting for China to just eat our asses at this point, we’ve lost all moral high ground

I should cosplay Harumasa, I wouldn’t even need a wig

Fr it’s times like this that make me grateful for Gavin Newsom. He might hate homeless people but he hates Republicans even more. Also he’s a dilf.

Guys if you’re scared just join me in California, I’m lonely over here

Ain’t no way I’m watching Netflix and I get an ad for Netflix

“Democracies aren’t overthrown. They’re given away.” - George Lucas

Me finding the perfect combination of items in my Amazon order so I can barely reach the limit for same day shipping

You use incognito mode for porn. I use incognito mode for porn AND paywalled news articles. We are not the same.

You know it’s bad when Halloween is the second scariest day of the year

For some reason when I part my hair slightly off center I look hot as fuck but when I part it directly in the center I look like a straight nerd

Just wanna say, if you haven’t seen the movie Arrival, you gotta watch it NOW

The ball-stepping boots have arrived.

Me: I don’t think I’ll watch Frieren, I don’t like fantasy Me after watching the first episode:

Im at a restaurant and my dude in the table over has been talking about public transportation infrastructure to his date for like the past hour go off king

After all these years, Aiko Yumi from HuniePop is still my biggest fictional crush ever

1 AM on YouTube moment

Men who degrade female artists by saying they make music for girls in highschool are ironically the ones who never grew out of highschool

Election Day is just game day for politics nerds (aka me)

People say there's no rage bait here but there will be. Social Media always does. Let's make a promise to not fall for it. You can't change the mind of someone who wants to make you angry, so don't give them the satisfaction. Engage with people who would be happy to hear from you instead.

Me at 3AM when I’m using an app in dark mode and it forces the default pop up browser open on light mode

I have returned to Bluesky to find it significantly hornier than how I left it.

Just found out Galileo’s middle finger is mummified and preserved. They should point that mf at the Vatican for putting my boy on house arrest for telling the truth

Like is this was why you left X

Top 10 questions science still can’t answer, number 10: Is cum sticky or slippery?

I like used condoms in hentai but they’re so unrealistic like one condom will literally contain like an entire ball’s worth of cum