i did all the things i intended to do before 7am. super proud of myself

i really like apple juice and animal crackers…. i am no better than a toddler

i was supposed to go my community’s protest but i overslept:/ really proud of the turnout i saw! good to know the community cares

someone’s cat keeps pissing on the couch and it ain’t mine!

cried my myself to sleep

deci slid into my room as soon as that man left. she looked like she just woke up from a nap 😴

do you know when you find a new song and for the first 3-5 listens it's like yeah okay this is okay and then upon the 6th listen you're like OH SHIT OH NO OH BUDDY THIS IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

oh MIB, how the dr fan girls have missed you on tv

my teeth are so white my dental hygienist asked if i drank coffee 🤭 (i’m an avid coffee drinker)

i like him a lot a lot a lot

i’m not playing either

gonna delete all my social apps on my return trip. so that when tsa ask to look through my socials, i can tell them, i have none

yall ever just get home and crave a pizza hut personal pan pizza???

ofc i hugged him and offered reassurance, but i literally had to apologize for laughing

he’s so emotional, he was talking about a dark time he was in and he started crying 😢 and there i was, awkwardly laughing bc i ain’t never had a man cry in front of me like that

he said that i’m striking, and he’s disturbingly honest and forward, he loves to dance, very stoic, but extremely emotional. i think he’s striking too.

he has a “theory” about me and something tells me that it’s on the nose 👃🏿

What y’all NOT finna do is talk ill of KEKE PALMER THATS MY GIRL

matched with a hottie on tinder. he has 2 cats which he called his babies and named one of them rosé. i ain’t never wanted to sit on someone’s face so bad

love when i meet a may-taurus man, i be thinking we could get married

me: i think i want to go see chicago ruby: my high school did that one year me: yea i was in it ruby: and i went and saw it! me: lmao yea, you saw ME! 🤣🤣🤣

ruby and i went to the same high school but we weren’t friends at the time nor did we know that little fact until last year. so it’s really funny when we recant stories, now that we know.

pulled up to the gym with no headphones. since i was already behind schedule, i went back home and stayed home. a work out was not in my fate today

collecting boyfriends in australia, who wants a kangaroo 🦘???

i say i’m not a size queen but ya know… gimmie some inches, a lil girth

I'm not finishing this season of Love is Blind.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC2n...

In the atrium of the ship. I'm really proud to be part of this cruise.

sleepy cuddles that turns into forceful breeding at 3am >>

we finna make it out the gc??? stay tuned

i be giving medium ugly men a chance bc they’re willing to pay for things

attempting not to buy anything today…

i hate when i mention that im interested in moving out of Fl and am immediately recommended Tx. The same Tx that’s a sister state to FL, politically? The same Tx that isolates their power grid and lost power for the entire state in the dead of winter? The same Tx with a MEASLES outbreak?

i’ll never forget when i picked up my cat from her spay appointment and the vet tech said, “your girl is a fighter, we had to give her extra anesthesia. she refused to go down” and when i picked her up, one would think she didn’t get any anesthesia at all. w her rowdy ass 🤦🏿‍♀️

trolling ,presumably, yt ppl on reddit has brought immense joy into my life

yesterday i flew into DCA. noticed we weren’t landing after pilot began descent ~20mins ago. i shit you not, pilot: “uuhhh air traffic control won’t let allow us to land right now bc of a helicopter…” SIR read the room!

hi

at trader joe’s turning tf up!

Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it

go bigot go broke

Kendrick Lamar becomes the first rapper to surpass 100 million monthly listeners in Spotify history.

the universe finding ways to tell me to be celibate

made my first sale and got a raise in the same morning, wow 🤩

I’ve never seen a dis so powerful it traveled the world.

NEWS: Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance is projected by Fox to be the most-watched halftime performance in Super Bowl history. Expected to top 130 million viewers for the performance when the final number comes out.

and when apple maps inevitably follows suite. i will simply do back to paper maps

i’m on reddit having the cutest girlie convos. my dms are always open for baddies!!!

reddit is so funny i got a man in ireland begging to eat my pussy. sir you don’t even know what i look like. 😭 you don’t even know me!

THE KENDRICK HALFTIME SHOW IS A BLACK THING… YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND 😌