Don't do this ever. I've considered moving out of town in the past (I'm a born and raised Boston girl), but this kind of thing will make me seriously reconsider relocating sooner rather than later.

So apparently I pissed off my sister by *checks notes* asking if they checked the drain pan to the washing machine when they complained about it leaving clothes sopping wet. Idk man. I'm hitting compassion fatigue for all of this.

My music taste has been reverting to things that sound like what I had on repeat circa 2013 and honestly? It's objectively not good but it gets me in a mood I'm digging music.youtube.com/watch?v=ajse...

Can confirm: I have much better technique than I did 10 years ago

Sorry idk how to add this to my Wishlist but I need to own this card

I'm this kind of introvertish in relationships

TIL Hockey Romance is a very big genre

Y'all ever have random memories of shit you did ten to fifteen years ago and just think at past you:

What does "slow burn" during a full moon week mean to me? It means an hour and a half into gradually building up and going at it I'll still be begging you "Pull my hair, ram into me harder, manhandle me and use me like I'm your slutty fucktoy"

Directing phone inquiries to my site. I have an autoresponder phone number in all my ads telling them to go to my site.

That moment when doing my photoshoot with @deancapture.bsky.social when I saw a few wine bottles up against a wall, noticed the bottom ones were waist height, and I said "I feel like I need to get on my knees and do this, can you snap a few of these?" I never claimed to be a fully serious person 😅

Checking into my hotel and realizing I got a similar layout at this hotel during a full moon last time... And it was a full moon kind of week back then 😉 By the way, only openings I have left is for Thursday late night. To book: evabora.com/contact

And just like that, another speaking gig secured for May with my signature workshop style! I'm on a roll this week!

I've been looking through a lot of my old work from the past three years. It's slightly disheartening because I can see exactly when I hit my efflorescent stage and when I dropped off. The drop off is exactly when a person I orbited my life around appeared. They're gone now, and so is my momentum

Aruba's looking real good right about now

Have you looked at the St. Regis in Aruba? Did you know there's a bunch of direct flights out to Aruba to Boston? Just saying. It would be a fun weekend getaway in early to mid April 😊

Hot Lawyer Crush has a new loud assistant with an annoying laugh 😩

Already March is my month! Got chosen to speak at a conference I'm going to later this month! It's one of my tour cities, so I'll be in a great mood for my trip. One more reason to book me 😊

I'm finally starting to come out of the massive haze the past few weeks have been. Writing my Substack/email to go out tonight. Will try to make it worth the read with a mini-Fantasy Series in it as well.

The subtitles on this 💀 Spoilers in Death note fyi. youtube.com/shorts/a8xLi...

Can the family emergencies please stop? It's only two months into the new year

They went after their independent work, and they got the last thing they wanted: a union fighting them back. Go girls! Tear them a new one! Figuratively and literally!

I realize now that most Jan and Febs in the past eight years have more or less sucked for me and it feels like the new year really starts for me in March. I'm not putting pressure on me to suddenly flip the switch on Sunday, but... I'll try to get my shit together this week and next week.

Oh hello, persistent-insomnia-yet-unyielding-tiredness 😵‍💫 I could have done without you returning years later. At what point do I give up on sleep and get out of bed?

I'm seeing the weather predictions and considering cancelling my hotel next week in Lexington. I will reach out later today to those that booked me to see how we can adapt to mitigate getting stuck in snow and needing to cancel.

Watching Death Note for the first time since college and on the episode as they're about to meet L he tells them to stagger their arrival times 30 minutes apart to avoid suspicion The swer in me that wants to someday retire by having a gangbang is just like 👁️👄👁️

Came so hard my pelvis started to hurt... But I wasn't moving my hips at all 😳 Guess I'm already getting so stir-crazy-horny over here

When all this snow ends I hope to be making up for lost time bc whoa man am I tied of my plans blowing up in my face this winter

7 years ago, I came to Philly to comfort a friend post major legal battle with her ex Platonic Life Partner 2.5 years ago, I helped a friend in NYC move to Philly away from her DV-Alcoholic Boyfriend This weekend I'm here for their birthdays. They're thriving compared to before ❤️

It doesn't matter how many times I go to Philly to visit my godson, I still always end up in the wrong lane going towards the GW because I constantly forget that the GPS lies to me about getting in the far left lane right before having to take a wicked sharp right

Sorry, my executives aren't functioning right now and might be putting you on hold until presented with an urgent ask. Please excuse our annual need to do the bare minimum around this time of year.

Waiting at Dunkin with the and dudes that all look like the most quintessential New England men: flannels, sweatshirts, beanies, work boots... Something about it all feels just right

Me: Opens up Substack to write an overdue Newsletter Substack first title I see: She Pegged Me When I was 15 Me: Closes Substack

It's awkward when you see on your civvie socials a friend villainizing sw very vehemently... And then come across her sw persona that posted a pic of her as recently as three days ago here 😳 I'm all for having secret double lives, but can we do so without tearing swers apart when we're not here?

Just finished a time audit for my various businesses over the past two years and am mapping out a heat map of what days and times clients book me as Eva. I'm adjusting my general availability accordingly for my brain and body's sake because who would've thought being "on" 24/7 would be exhausting?

Philly/KOP area! Looks like I'll be around Friday through Sunday this weekend. I'm driving so I can do incalls at my hotel or outcalls to you this weekend. To book: evabora.com/contact #datephilly

When you're getting cornered by two hot women that are about to devour you whole... aka what duos with @dateavivaruse.bsky.social were like last week. Let's do it again in warmer weather? ☺️

Thing I didn't expect to see on a Monday evening holiday: 10 police cars with their lights on surrounding the Dunkin down the street from me You know, just Boston things

I finally stopped wimping out and decided to do laser hair removal for my entire nether regions and not just my bikini line. I'm going to hate it every six weeks, but having less hair and it not being as coarse will feel so much better

It's the Chanel bag in the Trader Joe's paper bag that does it for me 💦 But the money in it? 🥵 youtube.com/shorts/u7Er6...

Danced estatically all night, but also broke two pairs of boots in the heels today 🥲 I am a monster when it comes to shoes

Enjoy something warm and sweet this Valentine's Day.

Tell your wife of 10+ years that you love her body as it is right now and you're so lucky to still be with her Cashapp me later when she smiles at you in that super-sweet-melty way you haven't seen in months/years: $ EvaBoraBoston

A man tells you about the male loneliness epidemic ❌ A man tells you the Dow is over 50,000 ✅

I remember a guy in college bet me a hundred bucks at a house party that he could unhook my bra. I agreed. He didn't know until he reached under my shirt that I was wearing a sports bra. He still owes me a hundred bucks

How about a nap date? Early to late afternoon, we cuddle-sleep-play under the covers. Maybe we get some more energy into it, maybe we fall asleep for a short while. Maybe we just run our hands up and down each other's warm skin. Sounds nice right about now.

A couple years ago, I followed an independent alt acct worker that joined a ranch. Despite charging way more, she was LOSING money staying with them. She left in the middle of the night and I had helped her with an Uber to get out of there. Unionize or not, these ranches are exploitative.

Slow Burn Specialist Advisory attached. Don't say I didn't warn you 😘

I've been quiet because @dateavivaruse.bsky.social and I have been having a lot of fun doing duos together this week! We may or may not be able to squeeze you in this week still. It's been stoking some sparks of inspiration lately... Subscribe to my Substack to see what comes up!

Come take me for a quick spin. I'll show some varied effort towards the end. Just ask my Fitbit.