It's awkward to admit that I'm struggling to get approved on P411 bc I need 2 recent reviews from people that have reviewed 5 other providers OR two P411 clients with at least 5 okays... Most of my clients find me and mostly stay with me for years. What do I do? Pic for algo boost

You should join me for some downtime under here ☺️ Waltham 12/2-5 and 12/14-19 Outcalls to Boston area otherwise To book: evabora.com/contact

I'm laying low on social media right now due to some personal things affecting my life right now, but I'm still around and celebrating the holidays. I'm still going to have my incalls next month. You should book me. Evabora.com/calendar

Priorities are straight 🤣

Clients and providers that do or have done FMTY's: what's your favorite date length to do for a first date with someone new?

Bumping my ads after walking in the church 😬

I'm genuinely curious and want to know: how much is your monthly car loan payment, and how much is your annual insurance?

I came out ahead at Encore tonight... That's two successful gambling weekends in a row now. It might be time for someone to take me out to Vegas as their lucky charm 😉

I just learned about Hokusai's "The Dream of The Fisherman's Wife" and now I want to have a date in London to go to the museum and see it live.

Ok I literally said I wouldn't travel until next year today. BUT... Atlanta is looking real tempting. Maybe if 1-3 people made it worthwhile

The church I started attending is fighting the state because they believe that housing the homeless is a matter they should take seriously. This is the first church I've felt good about going to in over ten years.

PSA: don't buy random gift cards on my wishlist thinking they're usable for your deposit. Unless I give you a direct link to a thing, and then ONLY buy that as part of your booking. Everything else I'll assume is a... A gift. What a novel idea 🙄

To whomever gave me the $500 Delta gift card: THANK YOU! I have zero plans to travel through the end of the year (FMTY's are off the table until 2026), but I appreciate you ❤️

I'm needing some ominous positivity in my life right now, so: I survived against all odds. The plans to destroy me failed. My future will succeed. It's inevitable.

I said I wouldn't watch more, but the algorithms figured out my taste: I'm finally getting into the Asian dramas where either the MC or the villainess figures out the best way to try to one up is to marry the father of the son that scorned her.

Proactively reaching out and booking your favorite provider again= 🥵💦

To add insult to injury, my favorite place to go for drinks officially fired everyone I recognized from prior to going on Hiatus. And all the new hires suck and don't come close to making things welcoming.

My executive functioning is declining this week, so if you would like to see me next week in Woburn please reach out to me requesting time together. Evabora.com/contact

It's not often I look at my civvie job and think to myself "fck it I just wanna be a wh0re FT" but this is one of those days. Trying not to cry too hard in my studio because Hot Lawyer Crush is having a long night here in his office too

Normal people cheering up their friends: You're great and I'm glad I know you Me: The Brain Gremlins are lying about your greatness. Smite them with your true power.

The boss battle in Chrono Cross with Nikki on the guitar sped up and from a side angle just looks like they're humping the air

It's early but I'm feeling the pull to do cross country skiing this winter... I've said I would several times but I'm finally feeling like my body can handle it. Where to go?

Y'all I just won $2500 on a 50 cent bet on an online slot. WTF. What a way to end a fantastic week.

It's weird. I feel like parts of me started to come back to live again within the past two years as my symptoms lessened and became more manageable. I've had to figure out who I am all over again.

They voted to reopen Bring back SNAP benefits ASAP

In other news... I like trains

In other news... I like trains

Listen I try not to bleed blue all over the place but holy shit these Republican house speakers are just awful

The men here in DC are treating me very well 🥰 Great to meet y'all and hopefully we'll see each other again soon!

Caught up on season 2 of Hazbin Hotel just as the new episodes released today. That soundtrack is hitting me in all the feels but maybe it's because I'm tired and being overly reflective.

Tfw you want to meet the provider you loved on Twitter for several years when you finally tour their home city, but you discover they retired and are untraceable so now you can't even say thank you for your parasocial help all these years 😭

I'm really impressed with where I'm staying in Tysons. Steps from a train station, plenty of parking, well-designed hotel, lots of places to walk around and get good eats... My longer dates will love it over here.

The shoot is DONE! Y'all I am SO excited about how this came out! I just finished making some of the goodies for my four very generous sponsors. Want to join them or upgrade your current sponsorship? You have until midnight Eastern time to do so: open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...

Yesterday was a good day to be with a die-hard Dolphins fan that splurged for a crazy good game 😅 I also lost my bet that they'd lose, but I'm a woman of my word: I wore the jersey and tank. Thank you for the incredible weekend, M ❤️

I might have lost a bet with my FMTY client that's a Dolphins fan. More details at 4 (maybe)

Buy this SPF 50 oil for your next beach trip. Put it on all over your person while they're in their bathing suit. Thank me later.

"Best morning I've had in a year!" - man who hasn't woken up in bed with me for a year

Me: I don't drink much Also me: shoots my limoncello shot and half of Mr. M's he didn't finish before we get up and leave

Dessert with Mr. M bc we need it in our lives sometimes

Obligatory palm tree photo

New Substack: Fantasy Series is back, baby! open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...

TIL the tech in my civvie business broke down and that's actually why I haven't had people coming back... And now I feel stupid that no one told me. Ahhh I don't need this today! I need to pack, shave, and go to bed early.

That moment when we first make contact and you can feel the first sparks of desire

Slight change in my schedule for my upcoming DC trip. Still plenty of availability for dinner dates if you want to explore some places with me ☺️ link below

A reminder that you can join the three sponsors for my upcoming photoshoot. Goodies include unreleased photos of the Imperfect Eva, unreleased clips, commissioned Fantasy Series writings, and even travel fee credits towards an FMTY. More info below substack.com/@evaexquisit...

Packing for an FMTY and a photoshoot+ tour immediately after in very different climates is... Challenging to say the least 😅 I leave Friday!

It turns out leaving five minutes earlier means I'm fifteen minutes early to my gym class rather than two minutes late.

This comment from Apothecary Diaries when the then-low-ranking Lihaku went to the Verdigris House and met the high class courtesean princess Pairin.

I think I got hotter since I got this past year. Happy Halloween!

Greater Boston Food Bank, hurry up and tell me Mathworks is matching all donations in November again so I have a reason to go a push for the audios I keep meaning to put out into the world 😥 I want my money to go further