Two of my civvie businesses is on fire and I have to decide how to put it out, so if I'm not responsive it's not because I hate you it's because my tech stack broke in several unceremonious ways

Remembering that time on the other app when someone said "We all fucked our friends to know what it felt like when we were 12, right?" And it was the sw community that stepped in and say "Please seek help this is not a normal experience"

Just popped out of the shower and found out my client had an emergency, so if you have the day off and are craving some warmth and attention on this snowy Monday I'm available in the Cambridge area. I'm waiving my same-day fee today only. To book: EvaBora.com

I both love this and I can't wait to go to LA on Wednesday

Not that I condone gambling to fund your other vices so to speak, but I won the equivalent of my 7 hour date while playing slots online this afternoon so maybe it's within your power to make it happen sooner than you think.

PSA to please leash your dog. Cassia and I just got attacked in the park by a dog that the owner claimed "Is usually friendly" while on our typical dog park meander before dinner

I can think of at least one person that would look ashamed and visibly upset whenever I brought it up, as if it was wrong of me to even bring up that he needed to give to me. He had Big Feelings about paying me for what we were doing. If that's you, maybe work on that or don't see us?

I spent the evening fitting, filing and gluing these press-on nails I like... And now I can say with full confidence: the friction of very lightly scratching my fake nail against my nub feels👌🥵 💦

I need a northeast TMTY so I have an excuse to sit on a train with terrible wifi for 4-8 hours and get 1-3 long but tedious things done at long last. So if you live along the Northeast Corridor between CT and DC... I might have a favorable offer for you worth reaching out to me for ☺️

Disney has footage from having a HOT MAN MEETING for women to help design what Flynn Rider looks like! 🤣 Without this, he would have looked like Gaston and we would have hated him even before he opened his mouth youtube.com/shorts/MZi9U...

Shameless engagement post: What's your favorite Pokemon and what Gen are they from? Mine: Gen 2 Misdreavus

In other news, this dress looks fantastic on me. Thank you Mr. B ❤️

This could be us as soon as next week... My plans fell through for the long weekend, so I'll be in Cambridge Sunday evening thru Tuesday afternoon. To set up a date: EvaBora.com/contact

Please help my Work Wife if you can ❤️

If you're between 18-28ish, I'll still accept you but know that it's all gonna hit different after 29ish

New Fantasy Series posted today: Eva-Aviva Loca (Part 2) open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...

Tfw you go to the hotel bar and your ideal client avatar is sitting at the bar but it's a small bar and you'd be too obvious if you approached him 😭 I don't have enough social skills for this

Yep, I knew it would happen. Guess y'all have to put up with my shit posting on here more too.

I hate The Body Keeps The Score and I hate that people recommend that book for somatic work when all it really does is make you dissociate while reading it. There I said it

Can we turn the entire world off and on again? I think we all need a hard reset.

When he hears your first photoshoot was a bust so he gives you an extra couple hundred and a dress for your next one ❤️ Thank you Mr. M!

Got locked out again for an old post I forgot to clean up on X. Decided I'm not in a rush to bring it back as social media is kind of frustrating me lately. Fantasy Series part 2 is releasing today. Follow my Substack to get it as well as a handful of updates: substack.com/@evaexquisite

Honestly gotta agree @hankgreen.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/DxePM...

It was a master of time. Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long for it to happen

My goddaughter and her parents (great friends) showed up at the party I went to today. She's so stinking cute at 3 years old. 1 reason why I spend my limited free time doing this work: so she can grow up and know I'm in her corner. She deserves great, diverse femme role models.

You could have your first time with me or a doctor. What's it gonna be?

Muting my h00ker apps tonight because I'm hosting a party in ten minutes and don't need some dingaling texting me nasty shit when my bestie is just trying to decide what sushi she's gonna order.

I have half a mind to take a cheap flight up to SF on the 23rd and fly out on the 24th from there... I won't do it unless I get at least two 2 hr bookings or one 4+ hour booking though. If that's you, reach out at evabora.com/contact

Hey y'all, I'll be in Waltham next week Tuesday thru Friday afternoon. One of my favorite toys died just as my libido spiked through the roof... So I'm looking for a new precious toy-- I mean client. Openings here: evabora.com/calendar

Honestly I did something like this for a brief period when with my semi-exclusive as he transitioned into to being a single dad. It was wholesome, but it took stress off in practical ways... As well as fun ways ☺️

The world overall kinda sucks right now and I want to collapse but just know I'm doing what I can to keep going.

OMG, when I say @dateavivaruse.bsky.social wrote a steamy follow-up to my Fantasy Series with her, I am not kidding. *I* want to book us for a duo now 😅 Her Substack releases Sunday. To read my part (and for the link to her Substack), follow my part one below: open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...

Him: don't worry, I'll find a place to host us. The place he picks:

Some people might find it annoying, but I actually love when my local clients I've seen before reach out and say "Hey I want to see you soon, when can we make that happen? These dates and time frames work well for me."

Sx so good your neighbor smiles at you as you walk out 😬

Within the past hour, I sent three emails out that started with "good morning" My dears, it's 1:54pm as I type this out.

When he says "Sorry for being a horndog" but I've been undressing him with my eyes for the past ten minutes

For the first time in over ten years, I finally remembered to take a picture of the odometer on January 1st.

Listen I like red wine, but I also like old fashions.

I've been quiet about this because I've been sick but also processing this... I'm really, really disappointed with how my final photoshoot photos turned out. They were not even close to the quality I've seen from her portfolio or social feeds.

So over the past 30 days, for every time I bought lunch out for no reason or spent on entertainment, I had to deposit the exact same amount in my brokerage account. ... I could absolutely hit CoastFIRE by the end of 2026 if I cut that spending in half and invest 50% more than I have this month Wtf

I'm finally feeling marginally better. How y'all had a lovely Christmas and see you in the new year!

I've been sleeping 10+ hours the past two days due to getting sick, so please be patient with me if I haven't answered you recently.

I'll take kinks I didn't know existed for 500, Alex.

Trying to update my current website while working on my new website while trying to reply to inquiries while trying to edit a new Fantasy Series 😱 Hold on I need a minute to breathe

My 2025 travel included: DC Ft. Lauderdale Frankfurt Paris Boulder LA Austin San Diego Stowe, VT Chicago Sedona Duncan, BC It was a busy travel year, and I want to explore new places in the new year ☺️

So I think the answer is in my bank account

Had a cancellation tomorrow so now my early afternoon is open. Want this to be you? open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...

I've been feeling like a fine porcelain doll with how sensitive I am to touch this week, and I've been writhing under soft hands with intent eyes watching me. ... I still want more. I still have openings Thursday and Friday. To view schedule and book: Evabora.com/calendar

I love Fitbit's new AI for suggesting how I can do "spinning" better. I mean I was riding something for eleven minutes straight 🤣