Mostly bored to death trying to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time, but the shot of that guy jogging in a circle when the camera films right up his grundle the whole time rehydrated me like one of those sponge pills you put in water so it becomes an animal #sci-fi #goodmovies

no clue what people are talking about like 60% of the time here honestly

WE MADE IT TO CANADA 🇨🇦 #internet-roadtrip

Yeah that's true I totally did

Internet Roadtrip update: don't join today it's a shitshow

Internet Roadtrip update: went kayaking to Bar Island lol

Internet Roadtrip update: they're trying to go to Hawaii 2 on the way to Canada. They've befriended a cool college radio DJ named Mason and they've covered the van in bumper stickers. People try to hijack the vote and take detours at every intersection but everyone is surprisingly coordina[...]

boyfriend is asleep and I'm locked out of his house but I can't break up with him because he won't answer the phone 😞

did wafrn always have sound effects 😨

Thinking about getting into computational social science as a hobby or a specialization but I'm not sure where to start. I'm just too deep in my data science major to switch now and I'm wondering if I can still "do stuff" without having gone to school specifically for it #datascience #scho[...]

just a few weeks folks

I'm kicking myself for not switching away from chrome on mobile sooner. One Waterfox + AdBlock later and reading the news is tolerable again. Feel like such a boomer it was literally so easy. Sad that the internet had to get prohibitively hostile for me to change this habit

first waf from a club probably 👯‍♀️

Love to see a simple collaborative dunk #GenAI

what music do you think he's playing here

not a doctor but I prescribe all toxic people on the internet one magnesium and vitamin D supplement

If you showed this ad to certain 4chan boards in 2013 they would all explode but for different reasons

"it is my *modus operandi*, you idiot" #kill-la-kill

***SATSUKI KIRYUUUUUUIN***

I was built to battle my way through every bureaucracy-loving adversary in my path on my way to the top, causing millions in property damage along the way, with the help of my one-of-a-kind super-powerful heirloom weapon handed down to me by my mysterious father, not to do taxes and apply [...]

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smh, barely got to deliver tonight because the app kicked me offline for battery optimization even though I didn't change anything and I didn't notice until after most stores were closed

that kanye song is out...... the early comments are.... something....

"ULPT: You like Van Cleef, Tiffany's, Bvlgari or Cartier, but cannot afford it? Visit your local jeweller." SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I CAN'T AFFORD *ANYTHING*, ESPECIALLY NOT THAT

How many times am I gonna reflexively follow an account only to realize "hey dummy, you already follow this person, now you have to follow them again because you just unfollowed them"

WOA. I CAN SEE EVERYTHING

new pope isn't down with the gays 😞

is this guy for real #genq #latestagecapitalism

Youtube just gave me an achievement badge for being a parasocial little weirdo 💀

what's the point of a markov chain bot? Is it a coding exercise or do you just like garbage #fedi #I-may-be-stupid

Hey is there any way to bring that youthful hubris and optimism back without abandoning the cautious wisdom I have carefully crafted over the last decade or is that just gone

Other great snippets from Science's interview, which was cut off after 20 min. Bhattacharya repeatedly refuses to take responsibility: "It's been a tough period, absolutely, and especially...for me. I arrived the day that the [layoffs] happened... I had nothing to do with it."

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇 #b3d

When you follow a recipe and it's like "1 cup" of something like brown sugar where you'd have to squish it down to get it to fill the cup, do you squish it? Cause I did and my sweet potatoes were way too sweet idk #cooking #help

[there's nudity but it's cool I promise] me after 1 month on fedi #fedi #puppy

someone in my area order delivery pls. It's so dead tonight for cinco de mayo and I need tips to live

do you need an app to use imgur now? fuck this, what should I use instead

Making sweet potatoes rn, will post results in 2 mins

[meds] I wish I had adderall, or health insurance

Are there snacks at the store that are just invisible to you until you go looking specifically for them? For me it's corn nuts. Haven't seen them in forever but I'm sure they're still there somewhere

ro ramdin uploaded. yippee

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my migraine is going away 👯‍♀️

"Your migraines might be caused by x, y, z, w, v, u, t" Wrong. My migraines are triggered when my brain wants an Excedrin because it thinks they're yummy. My liver disapproves. #migraines

I was so down all day but then 24oz of water and 3 episodes of Malcolm in the Middle fixed me 👍