I have no mouth, and I must shitpost

Has anyone made a "going to Claire's for drone conversion" joke yet? If not, pls laugh

Black or pink?

Having a looooong overdue rewatch of firefly, reminding myself that Sci-fi/Western is the best genre

Your late 20s are for brainstorming a million games you'll never make. A key milestone is your first "cosy" game, that's the point at which you officially become old

I REALLY like this photo of our house mascot, she looks like she's on a proper little adventure

The infantilisation I receive in every corner of my life is driving me absolutely insane Just call me a slur at this point

Made a friend

What the fuck is this

She is asking if you have any games on your phone

Not to conspiracypost on main, but it is kinda weird that there's suddenly a tiktok trend of dancing to "in the navy" "Yvan eht nioj" in the big 2026

Meanwhile, in the good universe

You never hear about anyone having a "hap" do you? Only ever a mishap. We need more positivity in the world, people need to have more haps

Farming? Completed it mate

Huge news! IKEA mimic

One thought per sometimes

Remember: a lot of people will be allergic to latex, so it's very important to wear some in combination with your civil war gas mask for bonus protection A black tint to the masks 'glass' would also make you appear more spoopy Thank you for protecting us, comrade tiktok

They're turning me into a tortilla tomorrow, last chance to tell me your deepest secrets

I should drink more often, I like how Calm and quiet it makes my brain

Damn, can't believe it's already been THREE years, wtf

This is the reptile version of a cat falling asleep on your lap

Woohoo

OK but what if I made a "mining game" but it's actually just a vessel to experience mining related folk lore. "you didn't leave some of your sandwich for the Little Guys™️ so they're going to cause Problems"

One day I will make a cheap and dirty draft of the game idea that's been in my head for years

Anywhere hiring that isn't a call centre? Asking for a me before I explode and die

Srimp manicures now available at the zoo

Anywhere hiring that isn't 40 hours of phones

The face of the idiot who launched herself at a locust and missed. She tried to bite the wood....

They're turning me into a pickle tomorrow if anyone wants to watch. It'll be the funniest thing you ever see

I wish I had big floppy ears, I'd flip and flop them all day long.

I think, in a different world, I'd have been one of them rollerskating lesbians

Really does feel like I'm such a fucking idiot at anything social and constantly make a fool of myself I am trying SO fucking hard to be normal I'm sorry everyone

The bloody neighbours have gone out and left John Cage’s 4’33 on full blast again.

First gic appointment booked! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

Amy calls me autistic, but that's just her way of saying I'm nice :)

People see me as more than just the "train autistic" of the group right? Like I'm more than just a socially prescribed label right? Feels like a lot of life atm is being defined by it (especially at work) I don't want to be defined by the parts of myself I hate the most

Please enjoy this very round rock I found (which I then gifted to Amy)

I need horb (horse orb)

Had an appointment, pleased to announce that I have an awareness

I wish I was a bunny

When I realised my thesaurus had been stolen I was shocked! Could even say I was shocked or um...

Took some paracetamol and ended up here

My zoo has now opened the aquarium wing, we have lil guys!

Pls tell

God I need a easier job or something One were I still have a speck of mental energy at the end of the day so I can play games or do something creative I miss actually doing stuff

Genuinely Jeff Bezos' fault I'm hurty today

It's her turn for a redecorated house :3 She has plants now

Why does everyone assume I'm autistic

Very funny to me that the "Trans+ Zone" of pride this year is well out of the way of city centre, and even outside the gay triangle Just hidden away in the corner

Chat, we got more