Happy Gotcha Day to this little terrorist who lives in our home!!

Before and after of the dining room (please clap)

POV: you drain both saving accounts to close on your first house and decide to spend even more money at the local French brasserie to celebrate

📍Getting roasted in the gc for playing Pokemon Go🫠

A truly ridiculous creature.

Hey what’s up

Me in the national security group chat

Post the last pic of your pet

In-house: name a scarier message to get from Development

This is very good. The best piece of communication on this topic from a Democratic senator so far.

Commenting “must be nice.” on everyone’s Strava post while my leg is broken

Put Parker Posey on the UNC Board of Governors

Overall of course they do the “North Carolina southern hick” angle but at least they made the (first impressions) worst one from the bad blue school #GDTBATH

Of course Saxon went to Duke #whitelotus

Bonus content: guess when we were Europe, and when I broke my leg!

If they ever ban Pokemon Go I will make January 6 look like a Girl Scout meeting

Apple reminding me how many days it’s been since I broke my leg

Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting [forthcoming denied insurance claims]

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.

who actually replies to a work email on december 18th??? grow up.

Watching Twisters again, don’t text.

Repost a pic of your baby when they were smol

I have never seen anything Wicked before but loved that part in defying gravity where she went “ooooooaahhhhhhahhhhhOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHOOOOHHHAAAHHHHHH!!!!”

Introduce yourself with four video games

Toxic coworker yelled at my work bff, oh it’s so on…

the funniest human god ever blew breath into could not come up with more satirical/bone-chillingly hilarious cabinet than this irl one.

Oh hi! Didn’t see you there.

when you have to do a group project w someone you hate

Just now coming out of the post-election depressive spiral guess it’s time to dive head-first into yet another new social media site huh