Got to the airport and realized I left my wallet at home 😭 Luckily got an uber there and back and into the security line right as my flight was boarding - somehow we made it yall 😅🤣 safe to say I was having a full blown anxiety attack lmaooo

barely awake but we here 💪🏼

Are we seeing progress? 👀

Proof I went to the gym. Please clap 👏❤️

oh hey ~ life lately 🫶

Push day 💪🏼

Imma just say, I am so sick of people making TikTok’s in the gym Get outta the way people are trynna workout 😫

Good morning! 🌞 Gym was closed so we hit the trails! 🏃‍♂️

Get it 💪🏼

Cruising? No officer, I’m just checking the weather.

Enjoyin the weather with my numero uno 🐶 ❤️

💪🏼 🐻

belly & biceps 🐻

not a six-pack, but it’s definitely a party.

Do these arms make my existential dread look smaller?

Gym? I thought you said gin.

DEXA scan says I’m shaped like an apple… which explains why everyone wants a bite 😏

Soooo - it’s officially been 1 year since I got my butt back into gear! 🥳🎉 Starting weight and body fat %: 280lb @ 41% body fat 💀 Current: 236lb @ 31% body fat Total loss of 44lbs and 10% body fat! My original goal was 1lb a week of weight loss, off by 8lbs but I’m proud of where I’m at!! 😁

Muscle? I barely know her.

hi

tuesday? ✅ tummy? ✅

Was takin’ my lil progress pics this morning when a gym regular came over and told me he’s been watching me (👀) and said he’s seen a big difference lately… and honestly?? That man’s words are gonna power me through the rest of 2025.

Muscle daddy in progress. Please be patient.

sauna sessions and self-love, baby

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Wanted to get railed, ended up getting humbled by Monday. Again.

what if I kissed you in the LA Fitness locker room jk… unless?

bara bawdy

…and I’m hard again #fcf

What games are we all playin rn? 😌 Looking to pick up a new game for a lazy weekend

i jiggle therefore i am

Visited the museum of national health and medicine and left with an overwhelming sense of gratitude for modern medicine (and vaccines… and anesthesia… and soap) 😅

Did glutes today… now I’m walking like a newborn deer 🦌

I need an AirPod case that doesn’t hurl my AirPods into the abyss when I drop the case Please and thank u

That moment when someone comes at me incorrect at work, and I get to ~professionally~ let them know how they’re actually just wrong 🤣👏🏼

lil’ sweaty lil’ beefy

Happy Sunrise on the Reaping day 🤩 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️

Went to primary care doctor and got a specialist referral Went to specialist and was told to go back to primary care Rinse and repeat 🫠

Gay science fact: The more metal in your nipples, the stronger your WiFi signal.

*taps mic* Is this thing on? Life was life-ing, but now I’m back and flexing for attention again.

I promise I have thoughts in my head. Somewhere. Probably.

Flexing for the mirror… and the 3 people who will hype me up in the comments 😛💪🏼

Was digging through my closet for a pair of pants and found a bag of clothes I bought last year. Remembered it was a bag I shoved in the closet out of frustration because EVERYTHING I had bought did not fit me. Out of curiosity pulled everything out to try it on, and it all fit!! 🤩

Friendly reminder - economic blackout. ✌🏼

Sir, this is a Wendy’s —

titties

Me? A responsible adult? No. But a responsible bottom? Absolutely. Get 10% off with MANO10. 😈 friend-of-dorothy.co.uk?utm_medium=a...

I did biceps today, so if you need a jar opened, I got you… in 2-3 business days.

Post-workout glow

Hot, sweaty, and only some of that is from the gym. 💪🏼