When another storm gets announced for the weekend

Give it up for day 7 of this cold bug

Fuck whatever sickness this is for ruining the 1st October for me. I tried helping to put up decorations but I started sweating like crazy and got dizzy. Back to bed with bounding headache.

So I might have Covid. That’s 2 birthdays I’ve been sick with it. Sunofabitch

Mental weekend of Manchester Thursday and Friday and one of my best friends wedding yesterday. It’s been lush but I’m not making any further plans until next July so please don’t hmu

Spent £5 on the jukebox to play 8 songs. The end of the first song is cut short for a shitty DJ set. This is my 13th reason.

I should be outside, living my birthday large in manchester, but the hotel room is quiet and there’s Star Trek.

Periodt

Home for the day #manchester

Have I packed a bag? No But I have downloaded season 19 of Taskmaster onto my phone for the train ride, tomorrow. I’m basically ready to go.

Why do naps on the settee hit so much harder than naps in bed?

I’ve got a week off work because it’s my birthday on Thursday. If there’s ever a time for the orange gobshite in office to do one, it’s either now or we have to wait until Christmas.

The stitch I attempted and the stitch I made. She’s not pretty or perfect, but I can mostly read the patterns now. Just a matter of time before my entire wardrobe is made of black crochet. Maybe not the underwear. Unless…

Crocheted so much today my hands are in pain. Moving my fingers hurts. But I’m getting better! Just a bit shit at counting the stitches

It’s a sign of how bleak things are at the moment - and it makes me feel like I am losing my mind - that ice cream salesmen have a better line on trans rights than the overwhelming majority of MPs.

Finally up to 8.5mm ear gauges. Took months moving up from 8mm but they slid in beautifully. 1.5mm until my goal.

Attempting crochet again. I’m terrible but I just made 4 (or 5) rows and I’m proud. Time to make this my entire personality for about 6 weeks

Is Rhys Darby the narrator for the latest Sims 4 pack???!!

Happy 4th birthday to this complete angel

Month 2 of owning a soup pan. Still obsessed with making soup every weekend. There is no space left in my freezer.

My youngest asked if I can introduce her to Twin Peaks. Me rn;

Big fan of how, when 1st September hit the weather went ‘oh September? Bet’ 🍁🍂🌬️☁️🧣🍃

Cinnamon rolls are so much harder to bake than I thought. I was a fool to underestimate them

Everybody shut up, Bake Off is back

September

It’s Saturday 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

Genuinely thought this was Sam and Frodo looking at comics, until I noticed their shoes.

thinking about Her today

I am not here for discussion or debate, it’s autumn now. I just ate spiced parsnip soup whilst playing Reka (an autumnal witchy game that I looove) and im considering baking brownies.

People are put off Woody Allen by his appearance in Moscow? Wow - it was the pedophelia that put me off him decades ago.

Spike had THE dream. The bairn cannot believe Spuffy is canon, he thought it was just a silly ship.

Back to the Buffy introduction. Dawn has arrived, my son has his head in his hands.

Just found a relic whilst cleaning up my storage cupboard. Never been opened! I doubt Adobe would even support this now. Capitalist pigs.

A Spider-Man multiverse game where you can play as the various spider-verse characters, especially Hobie Brown. And the animation is dictated by which character you play.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man does whatever a spider can drives a spider-car owns a spider-bar likes spider-sports played on spider-courts reads spider-books in cozy spider-nooks what he spider-wants are spider-restaurants for a spider-lunch or Sunday spider-brunch oh what a feeling hangin from the ceiling

Keep forgetting I have the ability to bake. Cinnamon rolls incoming.

Yes, your honour. They’re why I’m gay as fuck

Me: we’ve finished season 4 of Buffy! Cant wait for what’s coming next. *’checks Wikipedia for episode listings. Sees season 5, episode 15 and 16’ Oh sweet baby Jesus no

20:43: ‘Shocking racist abuse at Anfield’ 20:46: *12th article of the day about Farage and Reform*

Been a hot minute but my 2 week holiday starts now so we’re back on my son’s Buffy introductions. Currently midway through season 4.

Gang, we got ‘em

Good luck tomorrow, babes. I’m going to vomit #mcr #mychemicalromance

Only 2 dates??? Holy Jesus fuck, it’s going to be almost impossible to get tickets. I’m so nauseous

Shaking crying vomiting rn

CHAT ARE WE COOKED????

The fact that vampires arent real is actually bullshit like why can’t we have one fucking nice thing?!?

Finally bought a soup pan and a bunch of soup storage pots. I feel unstoppable

August = Autumn, I don’t make up the rules. Happy Halloween, everyone

August tomorrow. You know what that means.

I can’t take a nice picture of myself. Why can’t I just smile? I love my manic street preachers top.