I plan to open a rival mascot agency. @kaizengameworks.com

Mid-meal and I'm questioning the accuracy of the spice meter, as I plummet into Scoville insanity.

A big shout-out to the remaining few people left at the FDA that actually care about Americans. Food recalls feel like they are skyrocketing, (though I'm willing to capitulate that the algorithm might just be pushing me recall content.)

They broke the golden rule.

Invaders From Mars (1986)

I will never forget that I am an American, fighting for freedom, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States of America.

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'Weapons' makeup artist Kaylee Kehne-Swisher also did the makeup for the viral Druski NASCAR skit It took her ~4 hours to put on all the makeup with an assistant (via Rolling Stone)

Time to finally buy a record player. @kaizengameworks.com