Slouching towards a majority... All your MPs are belong to us - #markcarney

Faulting all Israelis for the many unpardonable sins of Bibi Netanyahu and his government is no different than faulting all Americans for the sins of Donald Trump and his. And I’m really getting tired of hearing such (often antisemitic) bullshit.

I am glad the UK decided to YEet Kanye.

This was a good joke, it had me going for a bit! https://fordauthority.com/2026/04/2027-ford-f-150-thunder-and-lightning-debuts-as-all-new-erev-pickup/

On this occasion of the launch of Artemis II, I need to reshare this. This is a photo of 8 of the surviving Apollo astronauts, taken on the 50th anniversary of the moon landing. The man wearing ... well ... a heat shield, is Buzz Aldrin. I have to imagine his […] [Original post on meow.social]

A large fluffy black cat nonchalantly leaves a room in our basement that we use as a gym, followed by an ominous hissing noise. Later investigation reveals a destroyed bosu ball. That's one workout I won't be doing today!

"They want everyone to have a heat pump" #daniellesmith on #avilewis and the Federal #ndp

Stupid is as stupid does... https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/FMfcgzQgLFhwFfGrBFKJXNWXdrdNJmhT

Having lived in Prince Rupert at one time, I now refer to the whole #rupert, #terrace, #kitimat area as the "Great Wet North"

Why do we have a so called #nannystate? I think it's primarily because people are stupid.

For me, March madness has nothing to do with Basketball, it's when Garmin puts all their stuff on sale.

I've got a Garmin Index 2 smart scale. They bolixed the last firmware update. No matter what you have the selector switch set for, it reads stones, everybody must get stones! Garmin, fire Bob Dylan! He's a better song writer than coder!

A few years ago, Myself and my partner visited Playa del Carmen. About a year later, that hotel blew up in a natural gas explosion. Just over a year ago, we visited Kehei on Maui, now that place has been devastated by a 100 year flood. At this rate, places may start to pay me money to not visit […]

My partner's recent retirement may be making me fat. He's spending a lot of time in his happy place, the kitchen. I rode my bike home from work one night to discover strawberry upside down cake, not that this is a bad thing!

A new #mathematical insult: If you call someone a Klein Bottle, it means they have their head up their own ass.

Armistead Maupin, in his Tales Of The City series, opines that you can have a great relationship, great place to live, a great job, but you can't have all three at once. This is a lot like #triathlon, where it is possible to ace all three events, it seldom […] [Original post on mastodon.coffee]

Not the best name for a beer, good hop bomb though!

another great #malapropism! I give you "extroverted olive oil" its probably the reason that so many parties end up moving into the kitchen!

I met someone on the way home

I wonder if #iran has any of these. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/china-has-a-cheap-99000-missile-that-creates-a-math-problem-for-the-us-navy-it-can-t-solve/ar-AA1RHXIT

Nothing like a good runch to kill the brain fog. #running

Police are looking for two suspects apparently seen hurrying hard from the stadium #curling https://www.cbc.ca/sports/paralympics/winter-sports/wheelchair-curling/wheelchair-curling-rocks-stolen-2026-paralympics-9.7114390

I forgot about this, it gives me a chill just reading it again. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Barrington_Declaration

Hooray! https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-adopting-year-round-daylight-time-9.7111657

This was an interesting stunt pulled by the wingnuts in the BC Legislature. Interesting in itself but what I find even more concerning is the lack of coverage by the mass media, no CBC or even The Tyee. The only thing I could find was this letter to the ed at an obscure news site, and various […]

I think the Cats have got a huge dose of Spring Fever. They are running around the house when they are usually sleeping.

If you make stuff, fix stuff, grow stuff, or even design and create stuff (with a few exceptions) you probably don't need to worry about #AI

A long read, but bloody well worth it! #AI https://substack.com/home/post/p-188821754

It looks like my 20 billion minions have got to work #brewing

Brew day is done. Cleaning up is always the hardest part.

In the old days, public opinion was carefully controlled by the mass media, but then the internet came along, and like Toto, pulled back the curtain. For better or for worse, we did move fast and break things. We are still trying to put the pieces back together, especially when the #oligarchy […]

Three people walking abreast on the UBC indoor #running track, like it's the frigging seawall! I keep passing them like a semi climbing a hill on the Coquihalla, pushing black soot out of my stacks. "You really need a frou-frou dog on an extendable lead to complete the look", I say!

I would probably have never watched this, the Barbara Streisand effect is real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ7Pz_59A

Woke up this morning to a discussion of "Burnt Rocks" thought there may have been hot wax involved, but it was only the CBC talking about #olympic #curling

Went to grab my bike for the ride in this morning, and the rear wheel was flat as a board... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcWQ0utym4I

This is the dawning of the age of a harry ass, age of a harry ass🎶 🎵 https://www.wired.com/story/2026-winter-olympics-bidets/#intcid=_wired-article-bottom-recirc-bkt-a_c88171e1-fa21-407f-ae23-6f817f895254_closr_fallback_cral-top2-2

Geez, Ya think so !? "The downturn has reignited debate over whether developers catered too much to real estate investors by building smaller, more affordable units that minimised square footage to keep prices low in areas where land values are high, and which were often designed to be rented […]

I could have told them that! I still get close passed all the time, even though BC instituted this law. #bikeyvr https://road.cc/news/minimum-passing-distance-laws-dont-really-work-new-study-shows

apparently, Bad Bunny won the #superbowl

This is an interesting song, it could just as easily be called Brick #vancouver https://duckduckgo.com/?q=brick+england+song&t=newext&atb=v399-1&ia=videos&iax=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DoJnK-lgWTN4

The great kegerator outage of 2026 is almost over!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just an Olympic Ski Jumper? https://www.reuters.com/sports/ski-jumpingwada-lookout-over-alleged-penisenhancement-claims-2026-02-05/

A very, very strange dream! I had an altercation with some seals and an orca (in a lake!), Lost a Kruggerand. Went to Germany to work as a professional race director for three years (no I'm not fluent in German!) Did the Frankfurt Marathon. Returned to Canada, found the Kruggerand!

Games that can be played with seventies music: Find the Solina String Ensemble, Find Michael McDonald singing backup.

We always knew Epstein was Mossad, it really was a no-brainer. https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/epstein-files-fbi-memo-says-israel-compromised-trump-epstein-had-mossad-ties

'You can't justify a bridge by the number of people swimming across a river' ~ Brent Toderian

It may not qualify as current events, but all our #rogowski coils have disappeared, and I fear they may have fallen into the event horizon of a certain lab that shall remain nameless. #engineering #dadjoke

I'm ready for my close-up Mr DeMille

I can not fail to see the supreme irony here: #seattleopera is doing #fellowtravelers, which I'd love to see, but I can't go on account of the chaos wrought by #47