Dear Customer, you're right. A system issue allowed you to exceed your credit limit far more than what it should have. But you're the clownhorn who ran up your bill to nearly 10x what your allowed limit is, so pardon me if I have no sympathy. (p.s. hope you didn't blow it all on cryptocurrency)

LPT: Under the couch in your family room is not a good spot to hide the hacksaw you used to disarticulate your son’s ex-girlfriend.

[sigh’s in Portland]

Sometimes you just need to take a mental health day & stitch.

POTATO SOUP KNOCKS FOR NO ONE

#WorkFromHome #PrettyStitches

HOLY 80’S SHOULDER PADS, BATMAN

The upside of Taco Tuesday is it’s something I can easily cook after waking from a nap.

Walked all the way over there to wind up my 310 bobbin on the cone of doom, got distracted & forgot to bring it back. #FirstWorldCrossStitchProblems

By the pricking of my thumbs……. Time for a classic from my childhood. “Something Wicked This Way Comes”

JADARIAN PRICE IF I STILL HAD A UTERUS I WOULD HAVE YOUR BABY #CollegeFootball #NotreDame

Proof of weight lost. Gray shirt is what I used to wear. Purple is what I wear now.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH youtu.be/8aulMPhE12g?...

I'm on the lookout for a new job. The company I'm working for has gone through some significant changes over the past few months and has lost many senior employees and the knowledge base loss is frightening.

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Coworker: Wow, someone is a Debbie Downer today. Me: Uhhh. That’s me ERRY DAMN DAY.

@chthonix.bsky.social enjoy!

I don't know what game Kiddo is playing upstairs, but judging from the scream I just heard... ... the monster got her.

Dear Consumers, Adding "OMG" "!!!!!!!!!" or other such language to your, official, CFPB complaint does not make it more... urgent for us. Just stop.

Yeah.

I swear, the depths of my ex husband’s utter laziness & empathy for other people still manages to flabbergast me.

LPT: Don’t google “how hard to hit someone to get them unconscious” the night before you kill your wife. #TrueCrime

Home? ✅ Showered? ✅ Hydrated? ✅ Murder Porn? ✅ Ready to relax for the rest of the day.

Colorado is where it is at.

Yf you are walkinge arounde and you see i) a squirrel or ii) a crowe or iii) a catte, you muste saye "hey buddy" these are the rules

OMG HOW THE DOG SUFFERS

I cannot begin to describe how much I love living here. It is so beautiful.

New iphone has arrived, setting it up and cannot wait to try and get bird pics with this camera. Yes, I'm one of those nerds. :D

So polite, so rare

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.

I give absolutely zero fucks, right now. Totally rock bottom.

THAT. IS. NOT. HOW. MATH. WORKS.

Me after watching the replay of that Achilles tendon snapping. #BroncosvChargers

Sometimes you just need to stitch & relax with the ween. #SundayVibes #CrossStitch

Just because.

Sit back, relax & enjoy some peace. #Colorado #MomentofZen

NEW: Judge Beryl Howell granted my motion for expedited review in my FOIA case for the Epstein files, and invited me to file a motion for summary judgment. Which we did, and which you can read here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...

Home & showered, now for the 2nd half of Notre Dame vs Purdue (We still have the hottest head coach in the NCAA)

Me: It’s gorgeous out, let’s go for a ride, but not too far. Also me:

I’m trying to be….

Looks like a good cake?? [ROFL] Happy birthday to me!!!

It's my birthday today. And.... I'm not in a good place. My job is going to shit real damn fast, been applying all over the damn place (seriously have lost track of how many applications I've submitted), and really not having much luck.

Rep Eric Swalwell (D-CA) asks Kash Patel if Patel told Attorney General Pam Bondi that Trump's name was in the Epstein files This was what happened next =====>

Most definitely

The vaccines yesterday have, officially, hit the “we’re gonna make you feel like you got hit by a truck” stage. And GoddamnitFitz won’t get off my emotional support blanket.

What the heck, Demon.... I've not done anything to have this kind of hostility sent to me? I thought we were friends...

We don’t celebrate his death, but we won’t hide the truth about his life.

Peace to all, get some rest. youtu.be/GfIquNgcGIo?...

@chthonix.bsky.social what a great side gig!! :D