Who’s ready for new slut anthems?

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My personal AOTY. No other living artist is able to carve out pieces of her soul and weave them into songs that feel so universal, yet so intimately relatable it’s like having someone sing your own heart back to you. Kacey is a sorceress and this is her most powerful magic yet.

Was mistakingly posting just to Twitter out of habit and was wondering why social media felt extra grimy this week.

All of my neighbors, friends, family, and loved ones in LA, please stay safe and take care of yourselves today ♥️

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Who’s going to give me my new years spankings

Remarkable what a haircut can do for a gay man’s mental health

LED Christmas lights… ENOUGH

😈 era energy

I am the luckiest person on earth. So unceasingly grateful for the most incredible, dedicated fandom in independent pop.

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This is so beautiful

Gobble gobble

I will be holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity for the rest of my LIFE.

Going home to a smaller city to spend time with friends, family, and trees, fully disconnected from social media, is a catharsis so blissful I can’t describe it.

No A*Teens? No thanks!

A tweet from @quintabrunson.bsky.social, with a quote tweet that made me choke on my water, retweeted into my timeline by @heyjaeee.bsky.social?? We are so back in ways we’ve never been so back before.

God I love being able to tweet without nazis, ads, and hyper aggressive sex bots

In Tulsa. Tomorrow I’m going to drive around and call Lana’s name out the window until I find her (vaping in a church parking lot, surely).

@pauseinjoy.bsky.social she’s here!!

Scrolling TikTok at max volume in public… prison for LIFE

Woke up to everyone on the timeline discussing a beautiful essay this morning, and it feels like a resurrection of something I thought we’d lost forever. Bless you, @jpbrammer.bsky.social

Imagine getting a reply like this on Twitter in 2024

This feels like a safe enough space to proclaim Oops as not only Britney’s best album, but arguably the greatest pop album of all time.

Woke up and clicked the blue butterfly button instead of that fucking grotesque, idiotic X symbol and I have never felt so free

Bluesky is amazing because you hit 15 likes and it’s like, yesss hit skeet

Butterflies famously go through a transition so there’s no way she’s coming here

Getting a Tom Zohar quote tweet is the social media equivalent of winning Snatch Game

*spreads a circle of salt around Bluesky to protect us from JK Rowling

Roger that, God

God I love making pop music so much

First Trump and now Jake Paul…

Watching this Mike Tyson thing and you cannot tell me that there are straight people who want to ban drag when boxing is *this* level of camp

No matter the platform, my social media output always resonates with a touch of melodrama, melancholy, and *crisis,* and I’ve really come to love and celebrate that about myself.

I deserve this

Let us create, with Bluesky, a space safe enough for Rihanna to publicly spar again. I need this.

Woke up to both Bare Minimum Friday and Fat Cock Friday… I can literally feel the 2016 in the air here.

I can feel years of overly earnest skeets building within me…

Everyone on here is funny, hot, and not an inflamed Nazi with high triglycerides and liver dysfunction. We really won.

@baldanndowd.bsky.social needed you here

It is so refreshing to scroll a timeline free of Elon Musk tweets and Cheech and Chong gummy ads

This makes me feel so lucky and grateful you have no idea

My first album, 8-Bit Heart, was finally released this year, in its original form (minus a few samples), and if you’ve never listened to my music, it’s a great way to start 🤖♥️ open.spotify.com/album/4wQQMB...

Listening to mixes from my new album and levitating.

As a leukemia survivor, I’m always going to choose hope. Life is a gift and a privilege. How amazing to even get to be here at all.

Upset at how hard this made me laugh

Didn’t realize you have to dive into settings to remove adult content filters and now my timeline is full of funny, insightful people, *and* dick, which is all I ever needed from Twitter to begin with

Behold, the shortlist for Secretary of State:

If Bluesky can bring back Twitter’s once glorious cross-pollination of humor, wit, and slut, we can save the multiversal timeline