Lester Borgqueen
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Lester Borgqueen
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
4 months ago
Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it
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Been staring at this one for awhile now. I have invented several new words: ‘tardiffic’ which is when something is both terrific and late; ‘fratricidic’ which describes a tart-flavoured murder of a family member; and ‘dictariff’, a tax on imported dicks
4 months ago
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I got swifties in the family, and I love them, so I hold my tongue, but man, *I* could do that. It wouldn’t take long and it wouldn’t cost much. Rip off the pixies and run, leaving feathers in my wake? Not a prob Bob
6 months ago
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name and shazame
8 months ago
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Good lord
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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In Prime Target, Martha Plimpton can clearly be seen parking a car, proving she knows how to do it. I love when an actor puts in the work
about 1 year ago
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The Muppets in: Nosferatu
over 1 year ago
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Destroy all cookies | Accept all cookies
over 1 year ago
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Forwarding all my mail to the inside of a noise canceling headphone
over 1 year ago
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Written about five words on here in the meantime, but sure
over 1 year ago
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For a few months I was able to scroll a kind of Bluesky greatest hits (i.e. just skeet royalty, not anyone I followed) without signing in, but now I have to sign into see anything. Back to the algorithm mines, Borgqueen
over 1 year ago
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I haven’t heard this yet but it is just such a hilarious idea to me
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 years ago
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<Extremely krusty the clown voice> Bernstein was many things he was a composer he was a conductor he was a husband and a father but most important of all he was an American
over 2 years ago
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Fassbender is German for fast bender
over 2 years ago
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Is Ham suddenly on sale everywhere?https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/s/VUPB4rnGyZ
over 2 years ago
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How did Parrotheads decide that, and what will they decide next
over 2 years ago
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We have these concave chairs that make every fart sound like the E-major chord at the end of A Day in the Life
over 2 years ago
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Rupert Murdoch wears my pink Polo shirt in today’s Times, I shall return to the Waste Management Facility if they’ll have me
over 2 years ago
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The French language title of Space Jam is “Basket spatial”
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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