Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it

Been staring at this one for awhile now. I have invented several new words: ‘tardiffic’ which is when something is both terrific and late; ‘fratricidic’ which describes a tart-flavoured murder of a family member; and ‘dictariff’, a tax on imported dicks

I got swifties in the family, and I love them, so I hold my tongue, but man, *I* could do that. It wouldn’t take long and it wouldn’t cost much. Rip off the pixies and run, leaving feathers in my wake? Not a prob Bob

name and shazame

Good lord

In Prime Target, Martha Plimpton can clearly be seen parking a car, proving she knows how to do it. I love when an actor puts in the work

The Muppets in: Nosferatu

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Forwarding all my mail to the inside of a noise canceling headphone

Written about five words on here in the meantime, but sure

For a few months I was able to scroll a kind of Bluesky greatest hits (i.e. just skeet royalty, not anyone I followed) without signing in, but now I have to sign into see anything. Back to the algorithm mines, Borgqueen

I haven’t heard this yet but it is just such a hilarious idea to me

<Extremely krusty the clown voice> Bernstein was many things he was a composer he was a conductor he was a husband and a father but most important of all he was an American

Fassbender is German for fast bender

Is Ham suddenly on sale everywhere?https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/s/VUPB4rnGyZ

How did Parrotheads decide that, and what will they decide next

We have these concave chairs that make every fart sound like the E-major chord at the end of A Day in the Life

Rupert Murdoch wears my pink Polo shirt in today’s Times, I shall return to the Waste Management Facility if they’ll have me

The French language title of Space Jam is “Basket spatial”

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