Stunning

There's nothing like than eating a Chè Thái while sitting in a car at a strip mall parking lot, listening to three people having a normally loud conversation in Cantonese about who has the better grandkids while expressing how disappointed they are in their own kids.

Since it came out last week...

The placeholder art in Slay The Spire 2 is an absolute gem.

Cantonese being spoken in Bridgerton was not something I expected on the bingo card.

There is a distinct lack of fantasy balls in Seattle.

Started watching the second season of The Pitt and the following holds true to me: Abbott is underrated. I fuckin' hate Langdon. Dana is my spirit animal. And the writing for this show is exceptional.

I forgot to take down my RedBubble Storefront and the last few days I've made over 100 sales on one sticker. WTF is going on.

Things I live by. CPA, electrician, and plumber - people that I pay full price without question. Fencing company - I shop around and make sure I'm talking to a contractor for a quote and not a sales guy.

"One of the ideas we are workshopping for this wedding is the idea of selling "tickets" to our wedding to help offset the cost. Maybe starting at $250. Then maybe a higher tier for $400 with like drinks and premium food options. What do you think?"

The makers of the Royal Dansk cookies have decided to further the generational trauma while making money off of it lol

Hey Steve Ballmer, please buy the Seattle Seahawks. Please. Thanks.

It didn't snow.

Happy Lunar New Year to all who celebrate it. Gong Hey Fat Choy!

PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW

It's 7am and you don't know if the chest pains you are having is heartburn or a heart attack.

Shout out to this police department social media manager 🤣

The Seattle Public Library is absolutely diabolical for this 🤣

Shout out to @wsdot.wa.gov for being absolutely real about tomorrow.

Two divas maximizing their joint slay

Up next, soccer season.

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity. And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding. www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...

LFGGGGGG!!! 🔥 Congratulations, Seahawks!!

My friend who is working at Tavern Hall tonight says it's absolutely insane at the restaurant and outside.

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE YOUR SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPIONS 🏆

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

Congratulations to the @seahawksofficial.com on this incredible win! #GoHawks💙💚💙💚💙

The problem with the Super Bowl Halftime show was that now I can’t get my hips to stop moving.

This game is just wild man.

A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

Omg 10 minutes of hell.

Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real

"UGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THIS AI ADS? SLOPPY ASS BULLSHIT WHY" - my husband

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS HIS ASS DANCING BACK THERE

Okay, now I just need the Seahawks to win and I'll be good.

I feel like I have share how my feed lined up for this. It feels darkly poetic.

I literally feel like a teenager back in Miami again.

Ricky OMG yesssss

GAGAAAAAAAAA

IS THAT PEDRO PASCAL DANCING IN THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE?

Coinbase's ad was *the worst* SB ad.

Even ArenaNet / @guildwars2.com are cheering on the @seahawksofficial.com #GoHawks💚💙💚💙💚

I can't stop snort laughing wtf

TIL the current host of Jeopardy! is a Seahawks fan.

Oh fuck my wallet

Nothing beats having a Hot Lettuce Mayo for lunch on a stressful day.

Today has been a *really* strange day.