I guess I'm going to find cat hairs on my fresh paint work.......

Ffs

Am I just going to spend this entire match saying 'ffs' ?!?

The bitters are out. Circled the drain for 2 seasons, sacked managers every 6 months, now mid table & they're chatting shit. This is off the back of a reasonable chat with an evertonian I like! We literally chanted the Rafa song at the derby. Would theyve only accepted him if we'd booed him?!? 🤔

Morning all. I'm still laid in bed, not because I drank too much last night, but I danced too much! My legs ache, my hips hurt, I'm definitely not young any more 😂💃=🛌 #discoforgrownups

OMG #traitors

What a match. ⚽💪🏻

In the spirit of shithousery I'm all for the booing. He's the opposition, they need unsettling & the 12th man have a job to do!

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif

Good old fashioned Sunday entertainment, watching a bloke try and get a sheet of plasterboard into a Skoda Octavia. He's just cut the bottom off and it still doesn't fit 😂

Good evening reds. 3 points please. We bloody need it. #lfc #ynwa

My dad's got a lift to the match so we're not meeting in our usual place. He's told me to walk down the main road & not pick my way down the side streets in the dark...... I'm 43 😭 #lfc #dads ❤️

9 year ago today the neighbours cats came trick-or-treating. They came & sat outside the door yelling until I went & fed them dreamies. 😻

She's being doing this for a good half an hour. So to be fair I haven't been bored, but I've watch more of my cat than the football 😂 #lfc

Irresponsibily posting my location on social media. (I have to drive past here to get to my parents house & never once saw 🍆 in the name until about 3 years ago when I saw it on a social media post 😭 I'm so innocent 😇).

Following 1.8k after 24 hrs. Fuck off Michael bot.

😂😂😂 This guy is barking up the wrong tree

The Mexican fans booing lando 😂😂 Lando v Max is like Man U v Man City for me. I want them both to lose 😂😂

What's with Verstappen. Its not 2021 any more dude, why you racing Lewis like that? You know deep down Verstappen knows 2021 isn't really his, that's why his head flips every time he's anywhere near Lewis!! 😂

How can Verstappen keeps 4th when he went off. Surely he has to give places back.

Can someone please tell these 2 that the clocks went back and its only 4pm because they obviously don't believe me!

Well there's a surprise 🙄 We already look crap. #lfc

Precisely this👇👇👇👇 Repost!

Just got home from the match. I'll hold off commenting on the players until I've watched the match back. But my god the reffing was atrocious. How did he let all that shirt pulling go & frimpong got literal rugby tackled & he gave the free kick the other way. 🤬 #lfc #ynwa

We saw you from across the bar and really did your vibe. Im obviously Will Riker 😜

Why is she so weird! She loves the bean bag, brought it out of the camper so we had an extra seat while we had all the parents round. No humans sat on the bean bag. It's Eddie's bean bag now 😂 #eddie #cats

Why is she so weird 😭 #eddie #cat #newhouse

Been looking after my parents cat while they're on holiday. Tonight she's finally sat on my knee......... They come back tomorrow!

What the hell is wrong people. Just throwing rubbish out of the car window while sat at the traffic lights 🤬

My last night in New Zealand. I know I'll probably never come here again. I've squeezed so much into every day, I'm so exhausted that I'm looking forward to the flight home so I can get some sleep 😴 Thanks New Zealand, you've been awesome 🇳🇿

Just walked in the bar across from the hotel & the barman knew our drinks order 😬 It's OK, we've ploughed loads of money into the local economy 🍻🍻

Not as exciting as Wales v England at the Millennium Stadium, but a great evening out 🏉

All Black's 🇳🇿 vs the Wallabies 🇦🇺

Just realised we didn't get raptured! It's almost like the god botherers don't know what they're talking about...... 🤔

Someone left their Netflix logged in at the holiday rental we're staying in.......... Messing with their algorithm by watching Star Trek 🖖🏻 According to their recommendations/history, they have no interest in syfi 😂

Connections Puzzle #836 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Not bad with my first words Wordle 1,558 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

Believe trans people when we tell you the 'science' behind the Cass Report is as solid as the 'science' behind paracetamol causing autism.

My mums worried I'm going to fall in love with New Zealand & want to move out here 🇳🇿........ She's probably right to be worried! I've not had a bad beer 🍺 or a bad wine 🍷. My only complaint is Hay-fever, its bad, the Hay-fever is kicking my arse big time 🤧

Ways to celebrate Elephant Appreciation Day....

'Live your life so you don't end up with a pic of you and your best mate projected on your mum's house.'

Appalled to see this image of Donald Trump and the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle. Please... for the love of all that is good, do not share it on all your social media channels... because it simply wouldn't be done to remind the world of the association

Bye bye Simon

I told you!!!! Get in!!!! Big Virg ❤️💪🏻

Ffs Still 10+ minutes to go. We specialise in late winners this season. We can do this ⚽💪🏻❤️

Dom constantly finding space is very impressive ❤️

Salah doing a Nunez 😬

This is the best yet 😹😹😹