Congrats to Darlington Nagbe for an amazing career. Wish he never left Portland. #rctid

The Minnesota United fan asking for a signature as the guy who just got a red card for headbutting someone walks by 😂😂

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

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Doing something for work, looking at old league schedules, and I find myself watching a livestream from June 2018 between Atlanta United 2 and Ottawa Fury FC. Ottawa's starting goalkeeper? Maxime Crepeau. #RCTID

This might be my favorite play from this weekend. SD complaining about 10 yards, with Velde saying, "It doesn't matter, you're gonna go backwards anyways." SD tries to play around with it, Velde steals it, and immediately nutmegs Lozano. Within a few passes, the ball is in SD penalty area. #rctid

Kaylyn Kyle: "Game 3: Can you do it?" Gage Guerra: "We can fucking do it." #rctid

Start Omir Fernandez (or Mati Rojas?) next weekend. You know who to bench. #rctid

I thought the eye test was decent, but the Timbers really got out-possessed tonight. Really embarrassing from San Diego to concede two goals. #rctid

Wait, that was Lassiter with another glory cross for the Guerra goal? #rctid

I was ready to tweet about luck again, and how the Timbers just didn't have it when they needed it. Those two saves were insane from Sisniega. Insane. Yet San Diego skies two penalties and hits the crossbar on a third. Insane. #rctid

GAGAGAGAGAGAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE GUUUEUEEEEEUEUEJEEETRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA #RCTID

Even the soccer gods know we don't deserve to continue a playoff run. #rctid

Antony hits a left foot cross there is golden. But that's impossible. A professional soccer player shouldn't be expected to be able to use both feet. #rctid

I'm the biggest pessimist on Timbers-Bsky but how have they not scored this half? #rctid

Kevin Kelsy is where attacks go to die. #rctid

Timbers have no clue how to deal with or play mind games. San Diego is well aware of that fact, and has been for almost 270 minutes in the past few weeks. #rctid

Ayala ball-watching again while Dreyer is wide open on the penalty spot. Identical plays to last week. It's insane. #rctid

I don't want players like Kelsy on any team I support. Temper tantrums when they don't get their way. Stupid off-the-ball decisions to start fights and earn pointless cards. General immaturity all around. #rctid

I truly wish Timbers fans who want to be reporters would either learn the game of soccer or stop with the shit takes about (100% correct) referee decisions. #rctid #NotASubtweet

Kelsy's side of the foot hit the GK in the head during the play. His head snapped back pretty bad. Hopefully no lingering issues for Dos Santos. #rctid

Imagine, a goal-scoring, intensity-filled, warrior winger. Imagine that. #rctid

We really took for granted Prime Fanendo Adi seasons. #rctid

$3.43m for David Da Costa is INSANE. #rctid

Kind of insane that a 5-minute highlight reel of Cincy-Columbus provides more attacking actions from Evander than an entire season from David Da Costa. #rctid

There's a surprising amount of positives to take from last night's game despite the negative first 20 minutes and red card. Timbers were aggressive and seemingly competent near the SD goal for a good portion of the match. This Timbers team needs luck to win. And they didn't get it. #rctid

It's 1v11 with Velde doing everything for the Timbers. Can't put him as the #9 because he's the only one capable of progressing the ball up the field. I wonder what that person who told me "DDC brings Nagbe-esque ball progression" has been doing since May. #rctid

Timbers have almost dominated the last 30 minutes of the game. Multiple chances. Little going forward for SD. And their star left back gets sent off for two absolutely useless cautions in 60 seconds. Is this the "character" Phil loves preaching? #rctid

Peak Fory is back, too. Remember, before he got injured, he was an easy bet for a useless, silly, unnecessary yellow card every single game. He was even suspended for caution accumulation. #rctid

Kamal Miller gets forgiveness for that miss. Antony....does not. #rctid

Peak Antony is back, baby. #rctid

Timbers fans that don't know what a handball or foul is should be arguing hard for an SD penalty, especially after how badly they wanted a penalty vs RSL after Antony committed a pushing offense against the defender. #rctid

KRISTOFFER VELDE FINALLY PURCHASES A GOAL. #rctid

When the Timbers go on attack, they stop playing when they either complete a shot or the ball turns over. They have stopped pressing entirely. Four attackers loiter in the SD penalty area while SD pass up the field under no pressure. #rctid

Why do athletes/coaches cover their mouths when speaking on the field? What super-secrets are you telling your opponents/teammates/referees?

Two things: 1) Valeri gives me chills every time. 2) There's an awful lot of Diego Chara gameplay here, and I don't think there was any Joao Ortiz footage. #rctid

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

Per Andrew Wiebe on the broadcast last night, Diego Chara addressed the team after Decision Day Drubbing and ripped into them. #rctid

Also want to shout out Lassiter's cross. That's one of the best crosses we've seen from a Timbers player this year. #rctid

I'd like to shoutout the referee, Guido Gonzales Jr., who is among the best in the country. He did the MLS Cup Final last year and was added to the FIFA Panel in January. I love watching his game management and how he deals with players and managers. #rctid

Sunday's discussion with my wife, who I told tonight was the "last game of the season," will be interesting. #rctid

Kristoffer Velde can't buy a goal but Kamal Miller can score two bangers in important moments. Comedy. #rctid

Comedy. #rctid

Diego Chara asking, "Why haven't I been playing all year?" #rctid

Okay, there's still hope that we don't have to watch this team anymore this year. #rctid

NOBODY SAY ANYTHING #RCTID

Antony entirely nonexistent through 30 minutes, aside from one pushing foul on RSL's defender and several <10-yard passes that were given away. #rctid

Does DDC take more than *three* touches in the attacking third tonight? Does Antony take a half-way decent shot with his left foot tonight? #rctid

If Rojas is hurt, this is our best lineup. #rctid

Roll call: Are there any Timbers fans who are excited about tomorrow's game? Anyone watching old highlights, Magic is Real vidoc, etc.? Anyone looking forward to leaving work early to get to the stadium, stay up til 1am to watch the game, or feel like crud on Thursday morning? #rctid