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Got out of jail (part 1)

ANNOUNCE MIKE WALKER

A world class cash out on a ridiculous bet. Looks like that lot are paying for Christmas this year 🤣

Smashed my wildest expectations in the half marathon walk this morning. Lopped 18 minutes off my previous best… chip time was 2hr16min57sec and Strava is being a grass by claiming I didn’t walk full distance. Average pace of 5.74mph ain’t too shabby either! Nice to pick up some bling too 🙂

Mickey Mansell vs Martin Lukeman has to be the most mental major semi final tie in darts history. Has to be. So many good players at the moment, the World Champs are going to be mega this year!

Would you be willing to stomach another six months of Dycheball if there was even a remote possibility of Carlo coming back at the end of the season?

Pickford had a blinder last night, great to see! I wouldn’t mind us having a look at Carsley as a manager in the future, people are judging him solely on the first Greece fan which is unfair.

When do we reckon it will be announced that TFG have passed the Owners & Directors Test then? I’m going with November 29th…

My profile suddenly has an “invalid handle”… anyone else seeing this???

Posting this to to test out The Everton Feed wall of fame… #everton #coyb #utft

I won't miss the Nuclear hot sodexo pies at Goodison Park.

Takeover getting closer 😍

Great game of darts that, a lot of fun. Skin-saving checkouts, a missed nine-darter and Littler being Littler. Bottom half of the draw is absolutely stacked, top half is… less stacked.

Little competition as a small nice one for following us so quickly on Bluesky. Repost and we'll pick 3 winners at random over the weekend to win one of our #Everton pint glasses.

The new work mug is making its debut today!

Sunday steps all in, another nice day so I had to make the most of it! Hilly one though 🥵

Point and a clean sheet, thats about it really. Could have been worse… Hopefully the players come through the international break okay and we can get a couple more fit, options at full back would be welcome. Dyche has had us in a relegation battle mindset since the opening weekend, depressing.

Come On You Blues!

That’s today’s steps in nice and early… now for some food!

My weekend bet is on, I think Ndiaye will have a stormer tomorrow!

Feels like loads of blues are testing the waters over here now instead of the other place… would be great if we can replicate how that used to be without all of the toxicity and bile that now run through it. #UTFT

Score predictions for tomorrow, blues? Tough one but I’m going with a hard fought 2-1 victory… #UTFT

Get in there. Weekend not ruined, happy days. Up the fucking toffees!

Get in! Had to win that one, four unbeaten, lets make it 5 #UTFT

Need three points tomorrow… I’m going for a 3-2 win, Ndiaye brace

Mykolenko has been great these last few weeks at both ends. Great to see!

I’ve done Branthwaite anytime goalscorer today… got a good feeling.

I could definitely get used to this Everton winning malarkey…

Nice of Everton to not mess my weekend up for once! We are playing alright at the moment and there are some encouraging signs. Also, I’m not one for exaggerating but Branthwaite is better than prime Beckenbauer. What a player he’s going to be, I’ll enjoy him whilst I can!

GW13 top picks: 103 🇵🇹 Jota ❌ 95 🇪🇬 Salah ⚽️⚽️ 86 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Rashford ❌ 73 🇨🇲 Mbeumo ⚽️ 48 🇳🇬 Awoniyi ❌ 44 🇵🇹 Fernandes ❌ 43 🇨🇴 Díaz ❌ 43 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 MGW❌ 43 🇩🇰 Højlund ❌ 42 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Wilson ⚽️ 39 🇳🇿 Wood ⚽️⚽️ 27 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Maddison ⚽️ 26 🇰🇷 Son ⚽️ 24 🇨🇩 Wissa ⚽️ Hit ❤️ if you scored this week!

Craig Pawson is a cheat. Pass it on.

⚽️ Gameweek 13 ⚽️ 🏆 Premier League 🗓️ 21-23 October ⏰ Deadline 12:15 Good luck! goalscorerchallenge.co.uk

My Interview with Ade Edmondson, in which he talks about the coldness of his father, and the warmth of his ‘love affair’ with Rik Mayall www.bigissue.com/culture/adri...

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