Gotta let everyone know I got that dog in me. (It’s Godzilla)

I gave in lmao.

🦎 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

My favorite color is pink btw :3.

Jocktober or whatever its called :0.

It’s Morphin’ Time! Love how my boy came out thank you so much! 🎨 @thegoldenkaiser.bsky.social

I don’t like my smile but I do like how my hair turned out :3.

Obsessed 😩

It was too hot for clothes today 🫠

Here’s something tasteful I guess 🤔.

I just want to get my balls drained and then cuddled to sleep smh. Or some ice cream. Either works.

🐶💤

Clayton. An OC born from the appreciation of saggy balls and inverted nips. The bro thing came later.

Very very rough sketch of Fat Beast

mi amor

It’s cold, come cuddle up? 😴

i don't want to work. i just want to yap.

Can anyone hear me?

To all my haters: honestly some of you have a point

you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha

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I’m a little toasted and want to get my nipples pierced tomorrow bc I can’t stop thinking about how hot they’ll look🫠🤔. Decisions,decisions.

Not to be that guy or whatever but holy shit does not existing sound great right now 🫠🫠🫠🫠. I need a nap.

New Year, Same Gay or whatever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steamy 😶‍🌫️

Was out and about today and felt cute :3.

I really wish I didn’t have to get out of bed today ;-;

Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛

Do I make this acct a pure nsfw account or sfw and a sprinkle of lewds? 🤔🫠.

Out in the wilds

Dirty mirror pic as first post ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯