Dog, I’m cackling…

I had to come back to this post, you can buy a whole turkey for like $30…they need their asses whooped

The casting????? Brilliance!

You don’t mean that

Not a lie was told

WOOOOOOOOOOW

It is. Do something bout that butt

Yes sir

When it comes to liquor, I’m part of the bourgeoisie.

Just call the Better Business Bureau

Def your butt

You at the shelter again?

Yup, close your legs, that’s you I smell

Yup.

What we talking about today?

Hey y’all

Jermey Pope #Tonys 🔥🔥🔥🔥

See?

That’s what you were about to do, right?

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

💯

If you bring up Peabo, imma pull up

I just got here

Im just looking for support

What’s up?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Posted up like,

Let’s see what this is hitting for…

When I get home from work later…

It is so expensive to be poor.

Last night vibes…

Riding around Miami blasting “Spend Dat” with my bank account in the negative and $60 in my pocket that I’m about to spend on a haircut.

Girl, go in that Goyard bag…

Yes!

Im folks.

Woke up still thick, still fine, still a 10, still here, that’s all me.

Just took advantage of the @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social buy one get one free…yes, EYE am keeping them open.

I’m cooking breakfast

I’d be doing the same thing lol

Ol bad ass…

Bills past due, refrigerator empty, gas tank low but here I am….

Is he no longer knocking on death’s door?

And a splash of vodka, let’s really kickstart this morning