I was dismissed from jury duty during the voir dire. I literally blanked on the name of my company when I was telling the judge & lawyers I need to be at work since I'm the only one in the office. I blanked and panicked and they let me leave. I tried not to look so relieved.

The Bear gives me a headache sometimes.

I updated my website! On New York, appreciating art, and being flexible. ✨ saramazariegos.com

I finished reading Practical Magic and watched the movie the next day. I prefer the book, but the movie is cute. It features little baby Evan Rachel Wood!

I requested "Being Alive" at Gayle's Broadway Rose in NYC for our anniversary and a nice waiter named Willem sang it for us. I cried into my margarita, in a good way. 😭💖

My favorite (since Gonzo and Grover aren't there) at the Museum of the Moving Image

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Just watched you on The Muppet Show. They should've let you do more impressions. 💙

Anniversary weekend begins! We've been married for 8 years on the 14th. 💞

I love telling my work that I'm not going to be at work. Anniversary trip starts tomorrow!!!

I think she likes us.

I'm not the only one who panics and swipes at my arm, only to realize it's a piece of my own hair and not a spider crawling on me, right?

I updated my website! ✨ On New York, government shutdowns, writing, and how many books are too many books to bring to jury duty. saramazariegos.com

I went back and watched @hankgreen.bsky.social & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's first Vlogbrothers videos because of reasons and now "Crazy" is in my head. 😬 but otherwise 😍

Oh hey, probably not going to be able to go inside Alexander Hamilton's house for our anniversary because of the stupid government shutdown. Small beans compared to all the people who can't work, etc but an example of how it doesn't just affect DC. 😢

ME: I'll be able to find that again in my YouTube history ME: *hours later, scrolling through video after video of Pikmin noises that Luis played for me* Oh wow, it's buried. I don't even remember what it was.

I updated my website! On vaccinations, late night talk show hosts, and writing. saramazariegos.com

Boo has something in common with @hankgreen.bsky.social 🥹

Have I told y'all about the drink I "invented?" Baja blast + rum Baja Blast Off! 🥂 Happy freaking Friday

ME: I'm going to take time off from writing until November so I can rest my brain and relax. ALSO ME: I'm working on an outline for a really intricate magical realism time travel romance! ME:

I've taken to saying "obnoying" instead of "obnoxious" or "annoying." It's not on purpose. 😅

It's going to take me a while to get that new room #FocusFriend

I updated my website! On writing, Stephen King, and autumn. Oh, and randomly, pigeons. saramazariegos.com

Looking forward to using this bad boy in a few weeks

That feeling when the sun is bright in your window at work, so you keep leaning back in your desk chair because you'd rather have to stretch to type than lower your blinds

I finally got the desk! #FocusFriend #Bean

That feeling when you know you've made a mistake at work but you're not there anymore and you can't do anything about it until tomorrow

Hannah Einbinder is the GOAT. #Emmys

Let's make Nate Bargatze pay! #Emmys

We went to Dunkin for my beloved Nutty Pumpkin and "Complicated" was playing so now that's going to be in my head for all eternity

Empathy is reserved only for white conservative Christians who tell them what they want to hear. No one else. Why does this hateful man get to be more human than Hind Rajab? Why does he get to be more human than George Floyd? Than Trayvon Martin? Than Heather Heyer? Than the Uvalde kids?

I updated my website! Unrelated, but what does it mean that YouTube Music keeps playing different renditions of "Creep" to me today? 🤨 saramazariegos.com

I have a jury summons for three days before we go on our anniversary trip. 😬

Caught Stealing is so good. Definitely violent but so good. youtu.be/6mIvD-GN-p4?...

"The answer is something." - @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Not as good of a view but we made it in! @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Luis has been playing Plants vs. Zombies for hours. The line was intense

The line situation for the main stage at #DCBookFest is...

In line for Geena Davis at the #DCBookFestival rn. When I tell you how lost we got in this contention center I've been to many times...

Yay, @hankgreen.bsky.social made a video about my addiction!

Is there going to be a Nerdfighter meet-up when @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social talks TB at the #NationalBookFestival tomorrow? 👀 Luis and I will be there!

The first season of The Bear is so satisfying. Like. Well done.

I updated my website! 🍂 saramazariegos.com

Luis told me to wait a week to see if I was still using this app before I could get the John Bean skin (sounds kind of gross) and today I got it! Optimistic Beanie, get off your phone! 😆

The third act of Honey Don't! is so... What But the first two thirds are good! Dammit Ethan Coen

Shhh, my bean is knitting

This gif is so useful. I think about this Taskmaster moment all the time.

I updated my website! Do you have any fun Labor Day plans? saramazariegos.com I almost typed my work's website. That's how you know I'm ready for a break.

Ben Schwartz should totally have a show or movie or both. He's wonderful. 🩵 @rejectedjokes.bsky.social #MythicalKitchen

This is a new development.

Happy birthday, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social! We're having pizza in your honor 💚

ME: I just wish my Bean wasn't naked LUIS: Stop talking about your beeeaan! Focus Friend By Hank Green share.google/zo5l10I5WZRy...