being evil doesn't make you look ugly or age faster. it just makes you evil

I updated my website! On Rob Reiner, long-lasting friendship, and spy novels. 💙 saramazariegos.com

It's Boo's birthday! She is fourteen (14)! 🥳💖 She's happy in this picture, I swear

instead of reposting that horrible screenshot of that horrible man's post, consider sharing the incredible stories about what sweet, thoughtful man Rob Reiner was and flooding the feed with them

Watching The Chronicles of Narnia for the first time since I saw it in theaters a million years ago. Edmund is a little shit.

Haven't seen her in years. Udvar-Hazy is harder for me to get to.

Buffalo Wild Wings closed near us and I was sad, but Luis helped me get the ingredients of my favorite drink there (Red Bull Sunrise) and we made one at home tonight. ✨ It's purple and doesn't look like a sunrise, but it's tasty!

My mother in law gave us an Advent calendar of tiny books. They're so clearly AI covers though. We're trying to decide which one is the funniest.

When I walked to my office from the Metro in DC today, someone was playing "Down On The Corner" on steel drums. I couldn't resist smiling. They were playing it on a corner. It was perfect. 😂

Luis: (making dessert in the kitchen, singing to the tune of Layla) "Boo-la, you got me on my knees, Boo-la" Boo:

I posted my personal Nerdfighter story on my website, because it needed to be shared there. saramazariegos.com/2025/12/11/w... 💖🖖😀🖖 I've told this story often enough that I don't make it too long anymore! 😅

Luis made watermelon steak and zucchini for dinner. 🤤 #Spoiled

Well that was unexpected. 😳🥰 One minute he's talking about a Kelce brother and the next he's talking about me and [unidentified husband] @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

I updated my website! On holiday vacation days, Merrily We Roll Along, Five Nights at Freddy's 2, and taking a nice break from writing for the holiday season. 🌨️ saramazariegos.com

I don't know when tf DT was born and I don't want to and don't care.

I don't floss often enough because it makes my gums hurty, but my gums are hurty because I don't floss often enough

Every episode of The Bear is too short. I inhale them and want more, but I force myself to only watch one a week so it lasts.

I updated my website! On Thanksgiving, too many sequels, too much violence, and finding time to still write somehow. ✨ saramazariegos.com

I updated my website! On Thanksgiving coming so quickly, Wicked's unnecessary second part, It's A Wonderful Life making me teary even in a ten minute clip, and writing through imposter syndrome. ✨ saramazariegos.com

Under the radar, Google has added features that allow Gmail to access all private messages and attachments for training its AI models.

I keep thinking Thanksgiving is this weekend. Thanksgiving is never on a weekend.

I asked my husband to read one of my favorite books, and I'll read it too, and we'll discuss it. (Of course I own two copies.) He said yes! 💖 I told him it could be a Christmas present for me. He's getting off easy this year

I just learned that Conan O'Brien's daughter is tiny. She didn't get the tall gene from her parents. She's so cute! ❤️

I updated my website! On Frankenstein, Predator, comp titles, and self-imposed deadlines. ✨ saramazariegos.com

Okay, finished season 2 of #TheBear. Is Alex Moffat going to come back?! I was so excited to see him.

get to know your mutuals & list 10 random things you like ⋆˙⟡ * My husband Luis * Nerdfighteria * Pizza * Flavored Coffee * Books * Writing * Cats * Raccoons * Classic rock (with exceptions) * Disney rides with animatronics

I updated my website! 🍂 On knee pillows, dark autumn days, holidays in the middle of the week, and writing (of course.) saramazariegos.com

"Dammit John Green." - me after @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social deleted another post (it was a thread) before I could read it

I updated my website. 💖 On Grandma, our escape room, books, and writing (of course.) saramazariegos.com

@andyrichter.co I voted for you! You and your dance were so cute! #DWTS

Another successful homemade escape room in the books 🔮🦇👻 We were up until one in the morning the night before, looking for a handkerchief to then hide 😅

Who has little hands and is dressed like a raccoon at work?

My grandma passed away on Tuesday evening. Processing it has been a, well, a process

I updated my website. On biopics, traveling, and the startling passage of time. saramazariegos.com

4 books to get to know me 📚💚 #booksky

Luis made an epic Haunted Mansion escape room for our Halloween party next weekend. 💜🖤🦇👻 Complete with videos he edited himself. He's talented.

Going to see a movie to learn about Lorenz Hart. I'm excited! Blue Moon, starring Ethan Hawke. We saw The Black Phone 2 last weekend. I've become a bit of a Hawke Head.

Why did Muppet Babies have Skeeter when Janice was right there? Baby Janice would be cute. Or what about Camilla as a chick?! I'm just saying. Leaping to a random twin that doesn't exist otherwise is lazy.

I updated my website! On jury duty, improv, and plot twists. 👀 saramazariegos.com

I was dismissed from jury duty during the voir dire. I literally blanked on the name of my company when I was telling the judge & lawyers I need to be at work since I'm the only one in the office. I blanked and panicked and they let me leave. I tried not to look so relieved.

The Bear gives me a headache sometimes.

I updated my website! On New York, appreciating art, and being flexible. ✨ saramazariegos.com

I finished reading Practical Magic and watched the movie the next day. I prefer the book, but the movie is cute. It features little baby Evan Rachel Wood!

I requested "Being Alive" at Gayle's Broadway Rose in NYC for our anniversary and a nice waiter named Willem sang it for us. I cried into my margarita, in a good way. 😭💖

My favorite (since Gonzo and Grover aren't there) at the Museum of the Moving Image

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Just watched you on The Muppet Show. They should've let you do more impressions. 💙

Anniversary weekend begins! We've been married for 8 years on the 14th. 💞

I love telling my work that I'm not going to be at work. Anniversary trip starts tomorrow!!!

I think she likes us.

I'm not the only one who panics and swipes at my arm, only to realize it's a piece of my own hair and not a spider crawling on me, right?