I'm reading Hamlet for the first time. More books should have "Ghost enters." It tickles me every time, because I imagine it like: Ghost: oh hey guys

I've updated my website! On holidays, Hamlet, exciting news I can't talk about yet, a book I love that I can't talk about yet, and a novel I haven't started writing yet. A lot of anticipation! ✨ saramazariegos.com

We saw Backrooms today. It's pretty good. But I'm still talking about Inde Navarrette in Obsession three weeks later

Do you ever start reading a novel that you immediately love so much you almost don't want to read it because then it'll eventually end and you won't be able to read it for the first time anymore? That's where I'm at with the ARC I got. 🥹 It's like it was written for me.

"Satire is parody with a point." - Stephen Colbert

I updated my website! On belated get-togethers, Stephen Colbert, The Mandalorian, The Boys, and finishing up a draft at last. ✨ saramazariegos.com

I stayed up so late last night watching Stephen Colbert and Paul freaking McCartney No regrets but don't really feel like working today 🥱

I updated my website! ✨ This is a special update because it's a brief write-up about our wedding. 🥰 saramazariegos.com

Why does #StrikeForceFive need to end? Stephen is still a veteran host. They're friends. They can keep going sometimes 🥺

I'm sorry, what kind of sauce? 🤨

Does anyone else have "fuck it, it's Friday" where time doesn't matter and you do what you want when you want? I have goals for this evening and they'll get done, but not in the order or amount of time I planned when I was sober and it was yesterday

CONAN: We talk a lot about this on the pod ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: Are you too busy to say podcast? CONAN: Yes ZACH: You should make a doc about that (sips from mug)

I updated my website! On stressful times, belated Mother's Days, SNL, reading as a writer, and learning to relax as I write. saramazariegos.com

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Ironic (or maybe just extra squicky) that Aziz was in the Brett Kavanaugh and Pete Hegseth cold open #SNL

I've updated my website! On birds, The Devil Wears Prada 2, Immortality (this sounds heavier than it is,) and writing for pleasure not business. saramazariegos.com

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social At the Hirshhorn

First they made a documentary about John Candy, then they made one about Martin Short. Next they need to make one about Catherine O'Hara, then Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Rick Moranis, Joe Flaherty, & Dave Thomas. They need to do, as Luis says, the whole SCTVCU. youtu.be/QBvYXE6oZ64?...

HE ONLY COMPLETED ONE OF THE TASKS. No spoilers, I do like him, but agh! #Taskmaster

I've updated my website! On experiencing activities for children as an adult, my beef with Shrinking, paid advice for writers, and knowing when it's okay to stop pursuing publishing goals for a story. saramazariegos.com

My current favorite band is probably The Kinks. I didn't say THEY were current. music.youtube.com/watch?v=3eoe...

Client, to me, who just opened the door and greeted him and showed him around the office: "Do you work here?"

When I was a kid, I thought Cinderella woke up early every day to feed cheese to the chicken.

How to feel old in one image.

I know self-doubt is part of the creative process, but damn. Today's been hard 😓

I updated my website! On visiting D.C. being more tense now, global events at my doorstep, immersive video games that are cool and creepy, and reading entire comp titles instead of just their synopses because reading books is fun! 📚 saramazariegos.com

When I was younger, I thought David Bowie was saying Major Tom was floating in a "most typiculiar way." I thought he was making up new words Mos-ta peculiar

I always have to remind myself that Miles Teller isn't a nepo baby, it's just that his dad in Top Gun is Goose, but Goose isn't real 😅

Miles Teller should be Falco in the future Star Fox movie. Iykyk

I've updated my website! On Super Mario's importance to Luis and me, The Studio being sad now, Taskmaster's triumphant return!, and writing until 'the end' even with a new, shiny story idea bouncing around in my head. 🪱 saramazariegos.com

Is #SNL really not going to do a Domingo sketch?! It's right there!

What if I told you this book was a clock? #SNL #ColmanDomingo #ILYThough

Me, to Luis (husband): We need to watch Fallout Season 2 because @kumail.bsky.social is on it! (We watch Fallout Season 2 just to see him, so excited) ....... Mother🫯

I want Anna Kendrick to be Daisy in the next Mario movie! I was Daisy in my wedding, so Universal should listen to me

This guy loves to say "hoisted" and "erection." Time for me to do something else 🌕👩‍🚀🚀

I lost my dftba.social handle 😩

Artemis crew, please be okay, please return home safely, please be BFFs for life ❤️

I updated my website! On reviews not always being reliable, The Drama, the stupid responsibility that comes with stupid age, and conflicts that evolve throughout the story. 💭 saramazariegos.com

Saw an episode of Forensic Files where they were basically like "They cleared the pedophile of murdering her, and she liked to sleep around, so case closed" ACABBBBB I want justice for this woman youtu.be/g2Kc_2V0MzU?...

I updated my website! On improvised birthdays, books and documentaries about mental patients, and being patient with myself as I write (see what I did there?) Also, John Green has a new boook!!!!1 saramazariegos.com

My birthday is on Sunday. I realized today that tomorrow and my birthday will involve all of the sushi. Oops/not oops?

My backpack purse just helped calm a baby down

I updated my website! On birthday celebrations, cell phones being a blessing and a curse, space movies, and pop culture references not aging well. 🧐 saramazariegos.com

John's video today is about Panda Express, which we're getting for dinner tonight. 😮 Stop stalking our brains, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social. Gosh. (Watching later when I escape work.) Is he going to make us second-guess our dinner choice? 🫠

Project Hail Mary made me cry 🥹 It's like Star Trek + ET + Moon (minus Kevin Spacey because ick)

That feeling when you talk to your cat through the automatic feeder and then your spouse responds in a message 😅 Didn't know he was listeningggggg

I updated my website! On AwesomeCon, Oscars, office jobs that are actually mostly remote, and writing sprints. 📝🏃‍♀️ saramazariegos.com

That feeling when you want to write but it's stormy outside so getting on a laptop isn't the best idea. (I'm not at work today.)

Ryan Coogler should keep making movies. We need his voice and his vision. #Oscars2026