Any Bush prez would've gone to war over Kashoggi's murder, and they would have been morally and ethically correct to do so. Of everything #KumquatKrasnov has done, making me *wistful* for Dubya & Dad is the one I could've never seen coming.

I've been playing way too much #Hades2 and dammit, "I am gonna claw out your eyes and then I'll drown you to death!" is SUCH a catchy little tune! :(

Antisemitic terrorist attack in Manchester, on Yom Kippur.

Me: Imperialism is evil and all colonisers are cultural parasites Also me: Why yes I would love some bo xao ot banh mi, can you make my baguette extra crispy plz+thx

idk who are the gen alpha sass-muffins GCN hired to handle his social media, but those kids are my heroes bsky.app/profile/mark...

Congratulations, Chicago: O'Hare is no longer my #1 most hated airport. Denver has taken the crown!

TIL the Gaeilge word for "grapes" is "fionchaora" ("feen-kwey-ra") which literally translates to "wine sheep."

Incisive analysis of regret vs repentance. I'll be rewatching the show, and rereading this editorial, before the HHDs in a couple months. (Contains spoilers for S4 of The Bear.)

I'm honestly shocked at the GOP uproar. After all the egregious breaches of decorum from the past decade, it really surprises me that *any* scandal seems to register on their outrage-radars. They were more offended by Obama's tan suit than they are by Kumquat Krasnov's Epstein cover-up.

#Superman was SOOOO GOOD! Everything I wanted in a superhero flick. @jamesgunn.bsky.social avoided the issue where Clark is 10x hotter than Supes, by having Clark (and his fabulous hair) on screen only very little.

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

I dropped a piece of mochiko chicken on the floor and decided to let Ceilidh have it, but she's lost most of her teeth. She can't chew it. So she's been sitting under my chair with this crunchy nuggie in her mouth, softly growling at the other dogs, gumming on this little chicken bite. It's adorbs.

The biggest problem re: @jamesgunn.bsky.social 's #Superman is an insurmountable one: dude, you can't give us a Clark who's 10x hotter than Supes. That's not how this is supposed to work!!!

Everything about Littlest Pupper is just pure joy. Here he is with his big sister.

I still can't see my abs, but I'm feeling pretty good about my obliques and lats.

The problem with the Democratic party isn't that we "shouldn't be talking about minorities," it's that the mainstream left maintains an image that suggests "intersectional justice" excludes poor white folks.

You know whose life is probably really hard? LaKeith Stanfield. All his life he gotta go around meeting people who are constantly disappointed he's not actually Darius.

New ink.

this horrible beast tho

Hats off to Tiffany Slaton. I hope she got that PB&J :)

Poked around Duolingo's Mandarin course (still mad there's no Cantonese). Thusfar the pinyin lessons are 100% binary "are you tone deaf, y/n"

I get the desire to laugh at a plantation burning down but, also realize what you're seeing. They were losing money from no one rocking with them and the owner took this as the perfect opportunity to set fire to it, blame "protesters"/"trouble-makers", and walk away with a fat insurance check

BOOM

#SinnersMovie #WunmiMosaku #RyanCoogler #OaklandProud

ngl, I'd pay a lot of dollars to see this crossover #Sinners x #WWDitS

Inspired by #KumquatKrasnov / #TangerineTwitler : It's no coincidence #BLOTUS' initials, as a spoken acronym, rhymes with the Scots term "eejit." So, "deejit" is now a verb, meaning: to vomit up word salad. eg: "Cop asked if I been drinking but no I was just high, I deejit'd up some pisspoor excuse"

p.s. As a linguistic prescriptivist, I feel obligated to clarify that I said "self-determinism" rather than "self determination" due to bsky's character limit; thank you for your understanding.

#Sinners is the greatest artistic work of the century. The film is an allegory for cultural appropriation, but it is a story about community, family, and self-determinism. Art is emotion; life is pain. The blues transforms pain into hope for a better future. Thank you, Ryan Coogler. #OaklandProud

All that you touch You Change. All that you Change Changes you. The only lasting truth Is Change. --Octavia Butler

it me. i'm that niche.

Unironically, I totally feel super cute today

PDX, I'm comin' to ya. Like... more-or-less permanently.

She's a bad bird, doesn't love her mama Just chaos, mayhem, and rue It's a long day, living in North Austin There's a free bird, flying through the house And she's a bad bird, so I won't even miss her She's a bad bird, so I'm locking her up And she's MEAT... MEAT BALLIN' MEAT, MEATBALLIN'

PDX, I'm heading your way soon. (txt me for specifics.)

idk who of my short queens needs to hear this, but: they do make car boosrer seats for adults, and, it is lifechanging

ARE WE TIRED OF GREATNESS YET?!??

Stealing from the poor to give to the rich? I dub thee "the Tariff of Nottingham."

cutest puppy

Took advantage of the greying, and coloured my hair.

This morning's lunar eclipse looks a lot more interesting from the iphone 16p's camera than it did to the naked eye.

When you have a tiny dog, discipline takes one of two forms: air jail, or chair jail.

Here's a cute puppy. I hope his goofy mug brings you a smile.

Thing1 and Thing2 #MalteseDogs

Broken-clock-something-something: Bannon called Elon Putz "an interloper," a "parasitic illegal immigrant," and a "truly evil person."

#Mickey17 may well be my no. 1 film of all time. Not sure yet, I'll have to re-watch Decision to Leave, The Man Who Wasn't There, Nope, After Yang, and EEAAO, then see Mickey17 again, to be sure. Clever, incisive, funny, heartwarming, and timely. @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social

If Zelenskyy were to offer EU citizenship to Americans in exchange for military service, I think he'd get a LOT of new recruits. ngl I REALLY want citizenship in a real first-world nation, but also, this queer Asian Jewish woman would enlist to help end fascism, for free.

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you, Boston!