i should come out to my parents

good submission you have there would be a shame if one of the main contributions was poorly designed and now you need to change it entirely needing so much work you're going to die

i ran for a senate office but AIPAC found out i have a tender soul

there hasn't been a SINGLE game this world cup where the team i supported won. at this point it HAS to be me in some way shape or form. sorry country of brazil for my poor performance of spectating a game.

figma is so good and they try to enshittify it by making it suck and AI and even then it's just fun software to use i should get on the penpot wave (if that's even still going on) but i'm too addicted to the thrill

game so bad I'm sportsposting on main my father would be proud I'm finally a real man

deeply racist world cup results tonight. sickening.

cat-based paper name approved by higher ups we're eating good tonight *miami heat dunk image i'm too tired to look for but you know it*

ARXIV IS NO LONGER RED I REPEAT ARXIV IS NO LONGER RED

octopus emoji octopus emoji meaning octopus emoji meaning compsci is "octopus emoji" a sign of respect in the lean community. am i being made fun of

opened the german FM radio to see what's up and they're playing bring me to life this country can't be true

man wasn't made to post on a zulip

oomf is a liberal

related work section got me scared as shit "this work is novel because i am the GOAT"

im so glad i follow this account

scala is so nice to use

thinking about her again......

bralen junson

printers at my job pissing me off immensely wdym you're forgetting all relevant characters. unserious.

the italian player proceeds with a bold move: disabling the mouse entirely on his new linux partition. we'll see how useful that is in rewiring his brain to be more vim-like! (i'll give up in two days)

"Babylon must fall" - man heavily involved in Babylon's construction

BYOHM bring your own hindley milner

professor says he would like to have me for a thesis (and TA work unprompted) does it get any better than this

working in the formal methods space

looking at schools for a phd,,, this shit hard,,,,, i want to be able to live semi comfortably /\ be able to live with/close to my boyfriend /\ for my boyfriend to be able to live comfortably /\ appreciate my time /\ have some sort of guarantees that i could be admitted /\ [...]

the leiden declaration MIGHT be spitting

banned from the static analysis division cause the typing's sensitive to all this flow

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶

working at a tech company fucking sucks I forgot my badge and I'm stuck outside cause no one from the reception is clocked in

A successful game people broadly seem to like releases and an executive has to rush out and reassure people that they won't be letting that happen again

firefox homepage asking me if I want to "follow my home country team" for the world cup. how long must they make fun of us for. no italy no malta no ireland what's a young mxn gotta do to feel something

shirt that says NATIONALIZE ANTHROPIC booty shorts that say NATIONALIZE OPENAI hat that says I DON'T KNOW WHAT MISTRAL IS DOING BUT GET THEM IN THERE TOO

30 minute relationship anarchy discussion with very straight very cis very normative coworkers

yooooo it's gay month kiss an individual* it would gay for you to kiss, to celebrate also punch a cop*

im getting my afro braided for the first time in forever and i'm making a list of behaviors i will be able to try for the first time: - be cool in public setting - hats caps beanies and the like - hoods on hoodies. also foulards. - over-head headphones without the Valley™ i'm open to more ideas

i Burali-Forti ci nascondono che puoi costruire l'insieme di tutti gli ordinali. wake up sheeple

how they must have felt calling dependent functions "products"

did u know typst has custom syntax support*? *if you force it to

mon-fri: at the office caffeinated reading papers for my Job sat: at the office caffeinated reading papers for hobby heell yaeah

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

my soul is a safetensor. it's literally a pickle. it's on the blockchain with ads. it's literally in protobufs. you can probably find it in a wad file. dude it's a nix flake. it's a cbor original. you can see it in markdown on github. you can go to github and see it. log on to github right now.

reviewer 2 accept my paper make no mistakes

gender ideology turned me to a fruit but they forgot i'm a HIMbeere

category theorists love to introduce a notation