Who is from New Jersey?? Going this weekend, anything I need to know?

I got a jump scare from the biggest ugliest tattoo I've ever seen. I don't even know what in the hell it was

These two guys just showed up to the gym drunk af. They can't even stand just swaying and swerving. They must've been looking for bella noche.

-You could've made that -TF ARE YOU DOINNGGG -Cut me off to go nowhere -WTF are you going -WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN CLOSE???!!!!!!

Lord give me strength to not clock this woman for not giving me my personal space!

I'm seeing a lot of sick individuals on my SL 🤣🤣

Took a well needed social media break!

KILL PUNCH STAB BUH-LEED!! Feeling very suburban today.

How many times does my grandmother watch a reel?! The answer a minimum of 15times and I hate repetitive sounds 😒

I love seeing black women in expensive places 😍

I think I am watching porn at work. I am too stunned to ask if I was sent the wrong file.

Do people actually eat peeps? They look nasty 😬

Why must EYE be early to this appointment to sit here past my booked appointment time??!

This man's thighs are so damn thick 😍

My Dr's office needs to change the battery on the fire alarm ... should I be worried?!

This man fell asleep in my yin yoga class. Ok destress sir but the snooring he is letting out ... I am unable to find my peace i am trying not to laugh.

I am in a row of 5 bikes riding minding me own buisness. I picked the middle. A couple comes over and the way this lady draped up her man to not sit next to me made me chuckle.

RIP Angie 🕊💔 open.spotify.com/track/3tZm76...

Don't trust them new niggas over there, Leaving they nigga essence in the air. Them happy nappy headed nigga's with thier fingers on the triggerss, Don't trust them new niggas over there Now why is this stuck in my head???

Show me a Tubi movie that was out before Tubi Or any Tyler Perry Madea movie for that matter 🤣

In what world is 1lb of wings a serving for 3 people(10 wings) am I being a big back??

It's been a stressful week and I am protecting my peace

Said fuck it and signed off work an hour early. Decided to go for happy hour!

Does Floyd have priors or something? Why is he riding Trump's dick?

To the tall girls that drive a sedan ... how sway? I'm not even tall 5'6/5'7, but ever since I moved on over to an SUV I cannot do sedans. I damn near gotta tuck and roll out the car.

WYPIPO 🤣

I get to sleep in today...and yet I'm up!

Seeing 1 cop = boi dem is out in full force tonight

“Who all gonna be there?” Hears one fuck niggas name and decides to stay home immediately

She said no cordial coming from me bye

Today has fucking drained me. Lord please let money find me I'm tired!!

The fall of Spoken Reasons should be a documentary yikes!

My sister just gave me an old chapters giftcard. I checked the balance, 50$ her face 🤣🤣

If you have no snow tires on or new all season tires then why are you speeding?? Tokyo drift yo ass into the ditch solo

One of my favorite parts of the pandemic was this guideline 😭😭

I think about this video often 😭😭.. she was in that hoe tumbling like laundry 😭😭😭😭

A whole mess

He didn't want to commit to the cosplay.. chancla throwing should've been a requirement

She could've just told him his tallywacker sucks but now we are know

Are they trying to trap people by having them afraid to travel or was this just some higher up's seriously dumb decision to fly regardless to avoid more costs associated with being grounded?!

How is there still a height discourse going on. I had time to nap and go to the gym??!

Lord save me from those that will have their "KDot's Superbowl halftime show was boring" think pieces!

The NFL had the last laugh. They set everyone up for the sure bet and walked away hella richer with the upset because a win is a win.

Good morning my beautiful black people!! Let’s have a good week yall!!!

Black history month has been... wheew

I know Melissa Schemmenti is going crazy right now 🤣

If I send you this just know imma get my lick back if it’s the last thing I do