This was a lie; they rang up at $.55 😤

Happy Easter! And happy anniversary to my annual Easter joke. And so to bed.

Jesus showing off his top surgery scars to the boys (John 20:27) ❤️‍🔥

It is disturbing to me how many cooking influencers keep their rings on when they’re wrist-deep in food 🤢

There’s a cyber truck on my next door neighbour’s drive and I just 😬

Honestly, fuck the first amendment. If you need to hide behind SCOTUS to legitimatise your shitty opinions then you deserve your social consequences.

The author: painstakingly plots every twist and turn of the story The character: “hold my beer, imma bout to do something stupid.” 🙃 #writesky #amwriting #writingcommunity

Boots with the fur 💅 #catsofblueksy

Just waved goodbye to girlchild’s car. We are a perfect 2/2 for kids blowing up the engines in their first vehicles 🙃

Sisyphus but every day he unsubscribes from marketing and promotion emails.

instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers:

You get to use two titles and three credentials after your name before I decide you’re an insufferable twat who doesn’t do anything except professionally karma-farm

She’s usually free fed but will only accept hand feeding for her 8pm treats 💅 #diva #catsofbluesky

I do love writing unreliable narrators 😈 #writesky #authorsky #amwriting

Boychild is now streaming gaming sessions in his slutty crop top. Did we raise F1NN5TER 2.0…?

They say Instagram isn’t listening but explain how I just saw an ad for a swag item I reviewed for work last week on a computer that I’ve only ever used with my corporate accounts 😒

Thunderstorm threesome? 🤔 Yeah, thunderstorm threesome 😈⚡️ #amwriting #writesky #mmromance #booksky

40k down on the wip! 🥳 #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky

Blake wakes up in my m/m/m lockdown WIP #WIPSnips #MMRomance #GayRomance #AmWriting

Dear Microsoft, I got rid of this when it was that self-righteous paperclip and I'll do it again now it's a cutesy ✨pencil✨ Off is the direction 👉

Apparently my choice of new message background is “a bit much” 🥲

First Dawson, now Xander? Millennials are having a rough month 😔

Ope there’s the tornado warning 🌪️

Oh lawd it’s coming, and the kittens are in storm mode 🌪️ #stlwx #wx #catsky #catsofbluesky

🥵🥵🥵 #wipsnips #booksky #romancelandia #nsfw #amwriting #mmromance

Back from a 2-day turn & burn to NYC for work and I have plane crud and I've lost my voice 😭 I hate being sick.

Boychild is on spring break somewhere in Florida wearing a crop top declaring him an extra credit slut. Ngl, I’m kinda proud.

I know it's only March, but I believe that "sloppelganger" is 2026 Word of the Year

Flying United for a work trip so of course I have that damn song stuck in my head 🎸 it’s as bad as a rickroll except I’m doing it to myself

Ending today, TWISTED METAL is just $0.99 in the Smashwords #EbookWeek26 sale. If you believe first love deserves a second chance, grab the book reviewers call "a force of nature." www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #booksky #romancebook #gayromance #booksale #mmromance

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This doofus turned 1! Happy birthday Hammy! 🧡🧡🧡

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Reposting for the evening crowd. Get yourself a top-selling #mmromance that Dear Author said “I loved every second of” for just $1.24 through tomorrow only! 🎾 #booksky #amreading #bookrec #romancebooks

Love #sportsromance but tired of #hockey? Get you some guys who know how to play with balls 🎾 my tennis #mmromance series is in the #EbookWeek26 Smashwords sale at up to 75% off! ✅ freckles & curls ✅ verse kings ✅ big dramatic climax www.smashwords.com/books/byseri... #gayromance #outathletes

Love the rumble of a thundery evening as I’m falling asleep. Spring is here! ⚡️ #stlwx

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Lord save me from the utter children of reddit who have decided that celebs are a loophole to the rule that humans can’t queerbait bc “celebrities aren’t real people.” 😑

It's the Smashwords #EbookWeek26 sale, and that means you can get many of my books for better than half price. If you like dark menage romance, run don't walk to grab the bestselling FREE MEN series now! 👀 www.smashwords.com/books/byseri... #readanebookweek #booksky #mmromance #darkromance #booksale

35k down on the WIP 🥳 #amwriting #booksky

Blake and Jay cross a line in my m/m/m lockdown WIP #WIPSnips #WritingCommunity #MMRomance #WIP #AmWriting

My boomer in-laws 🤝 my Gen Z stepkids Must have a tv blaring in the background whenever they’re in a room

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Blake's feeling betrayed, but Chas isn't wrong in my m/m/m lockdown romance #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WIPSnips #MMRomance

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

I have a terrible habit of accidentally upsetting vendors by telling them their product is crap in less tactful ways than I should. Apparently “your emails read like an early 2010s direct-response landing page” isn’t the type feedback they wanted when they asked me to be honest. Oops.

Breakfast was LATE 😤 #catsky #dogsky #petsky

I swear to god if tonight’s episode is “Eddie saves Christopher while Buck participates in the man auction, tee hee” I’m so done with this show. #911onABC #Buddie