Long weekend = #amwriting #mmromance #gayromance #nsfw #booksky #romancelandia #mmreads

Where’s 𝘩𝘦𝘳 gritty back story? #disneyprincess

Heads up. He is/was in a lot of starter packs, too, so check yours if you've made one so you're no longer recommending a rapist.

Love that sound when a storm’s moving in and the thunder rumbles like a T-Rex approaching 🦖⚡️ #stlwx

So according to my spotify all-time playlist I hit ~120 listens to any song and I'm tapped out. Meanwhile @ajrose.bsky.social can listen to the same song 1000x on repeat and still not get enough of it 🪩

Red - orange - yellow - green - blue - violet 🏳️‍🌈

Times my sensitive data ended up on the dark web bc I didn’t protect a pw - 0 Times my data ended up on the dw bc an org I trusted lost it - ~10,000 Times that org sent me a snide letter about how I can better protect my data - also ~10,000 😒😒😒

You're either alive or you're dead. There's no such thing as too old or too late or not enough experience. Go do what you want. Get it.

Just sat on the phone with our vendor watching the battery Dell says is “excellent” drain at a rate of 60% per hour while doing *nothing* Fun!

oh my GOD the ERTÉ OF IT ALL

CFO says if we hate the Dells (we do!) we need to properly document all issues so they can “review the appropriate course of action.” Malicious compliance initiated, our IT vendor doesn’t know what hit them 😈

It’s a beautiful Sunday in STL and I’m at a conference for work 🙃🙃🙃

Even Netflix says stop watching you should be writing

Should be working on the WIP (50k down!) but noooooooo I’m plotting the next project, a 5-book international thriller series that’s going to be an absolute rollercoaster and I can’t wait to get started 🎢 #booksky #writerlife

The Fifth Element truly is the world’s most perfect movie and it’s not up for debate.

I love when people band together to do cool stuff for the sake of it, and mPING is 100% one of those things. It’s a way to report to NOAA what weather conditions are like on the ground so they can better understand and interpret radar data (and see what radar doesn’t). mping.nssl.noaa.gov

Mammatus! ᵇᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵇˢ #stlwx

Currently between rounds of storms, and we went up 14° and 5% humidity in the last hour. We’re so fucked #stlwx

I’m in a red polygon but Steve Templeton’s sleeves are down so I’m not worried #stlwx

The arch is turned up to full power this morning! #stlwx

Not the boychild calling a roasting pan a turkey baster 💀

Baby boy is home! And stoned! And getting growled at by his lil sis 😭

Still going! This week I’ve been home alone so checked out a few things on The List™️ that @ajrose.bsky.social wasn’t feeling. In no particular order…

My baby boy is at a sleepover at the vet’s and we are 3/3 on pets with gastro upsets this week 😭

Cracking up that we struggle so hard to find good stock images to represent our company when we’re <5% white dudes.

James VDB in Overcompensating 🥹

Work is desperate to get us all back in offices, but it’s going so well in our 20-person NYC space that they’re having to put out memos telling people not to leave dirty dishes at their desks, use headphones to listen to music, and go to a park or coffee shop if they want to hold meetings. 🙃

Finally getting around to watching Boots and face-blindness + buzz-cuts is making it somewhat challenging 😅

“We are glad the SAVE Act died in the Senate. We are grateful to every senator who stood firm against it. To every American who called, wrote and organized to make their voice heard, thank you – your voice matters." #BlackskyNews www.splcenter.org/presscenter/...

I need Adam Lambert to cover OneRepublic’s Love Runs Out because that song is a solid 10 but he could make it a 15.

Love my state, love my governor 👏 #aabb

Me: imma cook RIBS. So many ribs. I’ll eat all the ribs. Ribs are delicious. This whole rack is mine om nom nom nom. Also me (after 2 ribs): that’s enough ribs now, I shall not need to eat again for a week.

Meal-prepping for the week, starting with a not-fucking-around quantity of chicken soup featuring 6 carcasses for maximum brothage 😋

time for a classic!

Of course we’re going to be in this until 3am 🙃 #stlwx #sleevesup

Rewatching Queer (Daniel Craig 🤌) and apparently HBO has the prudish American version with the cut BJ scene but the plane I first watched it on had the OG version 😅

Related, but my kingdom for tumblr circa 2014

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

I am *living* for TMZDC

Soup with the skin 🤌

Refund 🎉

At the accountant. Hold me, I’m nervous.

Can we all pause to acknowledge the absolute bullshit of girlchild’s high school opening a bidding contest for graduation tickets????

Short-circuited the Mrs with a pic of Andy Biersack wearing slutty little glasses 😈

My uncle-in-law is a achingly liberal, older white man living in a deep red state. He gets demographically targeted out the wazoo and every new MAGA missive just makes him deeper blue. His current obsession is following Native American poets on TikTok and I hope he never changes.

This was a lie; they rang up at $.55 😤

Happy Easter! And happy anniversary to my annual Easter joke. And so to bed.

Jesus showing off his top surgery scars to the boys (John 20:27) ❤️‍🔥

It is disturbing to me how many cooking influencers keep their rings on when they’re wrist-deep in food 🤢