Scooters dirty chai PSL blows the OG out of the water. #coffeetime

Every day we stay further from gods light bc what do you mean I’m rooting for big pharma?!?!

Tom kha gai 🤤

Instagram every time I log in 😳

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Seafood pot pie with a cheddar bay biscuit crust 😋

13 years old and still has what it takes to hit #1 on a random Monday. If you’ve not read this book yet, today’s a great day to grab a new short read! (And did I mention it’s free???) amzn.to/2CA2DAj #mmromance #booksky #bestseller #freeread

Spent the weekend rereading the Free Men series for the first time in idek how long -- years! -- and did I really give myself a book hangover??? I maked that! #proudauthor

Friday night dinners are a free-for-all in Chez Aaron-Rose and 99% of the time I have some variation of Thai red curry and udon. Nom.

That feeling when you listen to an album you *loved* when you were younger and realise it's very I'm-14-and-this-is-deep 🫤

What’s up, bluesky? It’s been a long month 🫠

Continuing the spirit of putting my $ where my politics are, this month’s donations are The BRIC STL and the Freedom to Read foundation. ✊ www.thebric.org www.ftrf.org

Idk what they put in those blue wilderness cat treats but it might as well be 100% pure Peruvian marching powder the way our crackpots react to it

The St. Louis Arch EarthCam captured the tornado that moved through St. Louis earlier this afternoon #mowx #stlwx

St Louis rn #stlwx

What fresh hell is this? #stlwx #tornadowarning

That fugly jacket is 0% Eddie and 100% Buck #911onABC

The trees in our front yard are getting a badly overdue haircut and 😱 I can see the street now

Lunch 😋

Apparently zoominfo is run by three chatbots in a trench coat 😑

Twins! #stlwx

Sleeves going up! Shit’s getting real! #stlwx #iykyk

Lmao what even is this? #mping #txwx #roadtrip #chasersontour

Sitrep, we're up to 3 x $7.99 balls, only 2 of which can be located at any given time. They are very effective at distracting him in the evenings though.

Finished writing all my peer reviews at work and now I feel like I need a lil treat as a reward.

my spotify is down, my disappointment is immeasurable, and my morning is ruined 😫

Playing my favourite game of spring: Thunder or Truck? With a Friday curveball, Trash Cans

Took the girlchild outside to see starlink. Why is Elmo’s space junk so pretty?

Finished Adolescence on Netflix last night and good lord that was compelling stuff. Can’t help feel like it was the other side of the story I told in Madness in many ways. The kids aren’t alright. Go watch it!

Made chicken noodle soup. It slaps 😋

Another downside of everything being a subscription—in the good old days when you learnt someone was a shithead you already owned their media and still consuming it didn’t matter. These days every new read/watch/listen gives them extra cash. This post brought to you by my Spotify playlists 😭

Storm mode ⚡️ stlwx

Also this knobhead is a dick when he’s hangry so we got him a feeder puzzle ball that worked wonders for all of two days before he put it somewhere we can’t find it so now I’m $7.99 down, the dog’s getting bullied again, and he’s still hangry 🤦‍♀️

Goddamn Cory Booker 👏

We’re in a polygon and the kitten is happy. He loves stormy weather ⚡️

It’s that magical day of the year where all the brits post about Mother’s Day and all the Americans suffer a heartbeat of sheer panic. Fun fact! The dates differ bc in the UK Mothering Sunday is tied to Easter, whereas in the US Mother’s Day is an entirely manufactured holiday invented in 1908.

My controversial food opinion is Crunchwrap supremes are overrated and all the knock-off cooking videos need to stop.

Harness training the kitten so he can be out of the travel box on bad weather nights. He’s not what you’d call a natural 🤣

I lol’d

That’s my governor 🔥🔥🔥

Weather alarm went off at 6:30am and it's been nothing but thunder since. Perfect writing weather ⚡️ #writesky #amwriting

Speaking to my accountant yesterday they said about 20% of filers they’ve seen have had trouble with identity theft with the IRS this year. If you don’t have an ID.Me pin, this could be the right time to get one. #taxseason #irs #identitytheft

It was always my personal headcanon that Tommy would be the one to smack Buck and Eddie upside the head, so I enjoyed this week’s episode immensely #BuddieIsReal

Post-accountant sushi #doneadulting

I’m done working for the week—yay! …I have the accountant tomorrow, boo 😠

The don’t wanna, can’t make me is strong this morning

He had a long night 🥺

Somebody plug the arch back in! #stl #stlwx #archeffect

Our weatherman is now reporting live from the basement with a tornado coming right at him. That’s dedication.

Took the forced trip to the basement to rope @ajrose.bsky.social into helping with the epic, months-long cleanup going on down here 😈