Turning Point USA's definition of "All American" is actually "all white?"

I don't know why seeing this guy means six more weeks of winter, but who am I to argue with science? #Shadow #GroundhogDay #PuxatawneyPhilCanMeetMeOutside

The NCAA has denied Methusaleh a 952nd year of eligibility.

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Jesus loves you. But no more social media for the next day or two. We can't see Stranger Things right away and we don't want spoilers.

All I want for Christmas is for the Jags to beat the Broncos today.

Since we're hosting a White Elephant party tonight, reply with the story of the most unhinged White Elephant gift you've received (or given).

Can't believe it's already College Football Playoff time again! Bama-Oklahoma should be a great start. I'm rooting for Tulane to go far (since that would bode well for Jon Sumrall at Florida).

A preschool Christmas play: Where angels cry, shepherds beat each other up, and two of the three wise men have to go potty before they follow the star.

If the world was as angry about injustice as this lady in Dollar Tree is about losing her job's Christmas tree decorating contest, the world would be a better place.

Jaguars fans are the Schrodinger's cat of the NFL: We both don't exist AND we're loud and obnoxious enough to make national media hate us.

Anyone else going to the Green Pine Grove Town Square Christmas Eve Festival of Lights Christmas Tree Decorating Contest Finalist Gala?

The weather for my first Jags game in two years:

Watching for the first time.

Even with nosebleed seats, I can't wait to be back at the Bank on Sunday. The weather will be awful, but hopefully the game will be great. Let's seize the division Jags!

I have answered the call to wear teal at work. #Jaguars #Duuuval

I'm trying to put together a playlist for Thanksgiving and I just learned that James Brown has MULTIPLE songs about mashed potatoes. I don't know what to do with that information.

"Jesus never rebukes, criticizes, or corrects Thomas for his doubt. There are no dumb questions with Jesus."- Herb Reavis on John 14:4-7

Trevor Lawrence is the orange cat of QBs. He has a great personality and is capable of good things, but sometimes his one brain cell leads him to chaos and dumb decisions.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you all the titles you want. Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.

I'm about to eat 95 Reese's or whatever Martin Luther said.

Arby's is serving people squirrel ankles and calling them steak nuggets.

I just witnessed a child nearly murder his brother to get Milk Duds. If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.

Aaron Rodgers, much to his and RFK Jr's disapproval, has taken a lot of shots tonight.

The Vikings might need to call Kirk Cousins, Kirk Franklin, or Captain Kirk to play quarterback. Carson Wentz ain't it.

50s: the Nazis were evil 60s: the Nazis were buffoons 70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism 80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies 90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi 00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes 10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes 20s: uh-oh

The Orlando Magic season tips off tonight! If Paolo and Franz take the next step and Desmond Bane helps the three point shooting, we can make noise in a weakened East. Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!

As much of a wet dog turd as this game has been, the Jags have a winning record headed into the bye week with the tough part of their schedule in the rearview. I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday. Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.

Carson Beck scanning the field:

That was a dope two-point play.

OH NO LOUISVILLE WHAT IS YOU DOING

Carson Beck is buns.

Who the heck was Carson Beck throwing that to?!

Cam Skattebo is what happens when the Cocaine Bear gets a football career.

It's almost time for #BreachTour! Can't wait to see them one last time before their hiatus. #TwentyOnePilots #Charlotte

In Charlotte for a concert with my wife. I was tempted to pour one out for @jamesdator.bsky.social and the Panthers while driving past Bank of America Stadium.

Jags fans, we get to enjoy a Victory Tuesday for the first time since 2011! I might mess around, trip and fall, and stumble into success in honor of my QB today.

You know the Jags got a big win when everyone at the Jacksonville Wal-Mart is in a GOOD mood.

As a Christian, it's crazy to me that Trump can say "I hate my opponents" (which is a DIRECT CONTRADICTION OF THE WORDS OF JESUS) and people who claim to follow Christ will still vigorously defend him. This should be a layup and MAGA has caused people to miss it.

Marked safe from Rapture discourse. Not to mention that, regardless of your end times views, NO ONE knows the day or the hour when Jesus will return.

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

Dabo and Gundy better update their Indeed profiles.

Killing someone because they have different political views than you is disgusting and evil. I may have disagreed with Charlie Kirk on a lot of things, but I pray for the family he leaves behind. And for the day gun violence ceases.

It sucks that we're stuck with known Jags hater Mark Schlereth calling this game.

Time for another season! Success for me looks like Trevor making progress, Travis Hunter looking good, and meaningful games in December. #Duuuval

The good news? We're at a listening party for the new Twenty One Pilots album instead of watching the Gators lose to South Florida. #BreachFirstListen

My phone autocorrected "ejected" to "elected" when talking about Jalen Carter. In today's political climate, spitting on someone probably WOULD get you elected.

The Cowboys' offense looked surprisingly functional that drive. More than I expected out of Brian Schottenheimer.

They slowed down that spit like the Zapruder film. Seriously though. How do you get ejected before a single snap?

It's still incredibly weird to see Bill Belichick coaching college football. It's like seeing Gordon Ramsay manage a Chipotle.

It’s gonna be a slop fest in south Florida tonight.