I was sitting behind the counter with the laptop ordering stock today and a lady came up and asked if I was doing my homework. I replied saying "I havent done homework in 16 years" She looked shocked. I swear I look like I'm in my 30s. Everytime this happens I feel like the antithesis of this guy

The most normal Kira Stream Ending.... ft. @ushimama.bsky.social  #ENVTuber #VTuber #VTuberClips #DankFloofs

"Orange peel theory" this "Bird theory" that. Listen, just get yourself a partner who wants to bring you bowls of fruit and change their entire social media feed just to send you post of cool birds.

Finished showing Ruben Evangelion (excluding Rebuild), its so nice to know he'd turn into primorial goop to see me again.

Got asked if I'm taking ozempic by a customer today because I've been working out again. Should I take this as a compliment or not?

pupy

How am I doing, you ask?

Please go follow my model mama on all her platforms. She's so amazing.

What a crazy thought that I am allowed to love someone and have it reciprocated in the same way.

Ruben: (yapping about Honkai star rail and Pokemon for 30 minutes straight) Me: it's crazy your raads score was so low.

He's so stupid.... @rubensargasm.bsky.social 🎨 @ryuriia.bsky.social

God I still feel like I'm crushing

My muse (derogatory) @rubensargasm.bsky.social

Almost an 11 hour stream, and we have most of @foresttherotten.bsky.social 's Cowtaur modeled! Tomorrow we'll do some textures 💕

Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.

GRINDSET FOR SUCCESS. 4:00AM - WAKE UP 4:15AM - MORNING STRETCHES 4:30AM - HANDSTAND AND BUTTCHUG 3 CHERRY CELCIUS FIGURE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAY FROM THERE.

What if you wanted to get to heaven but god said "hold on now there sonny Jim, did you buy a candle from @ushimama.gay ?" Well if you wanna get to heaven, not a cult, qandle.store/collections/... get yourself a candle today ♡

Somethings different...

Can't make this shit up. My cat Marci turned off my PC at the most insane time.

Big love to @tumbly.bsky.social for being such a delight to work with. You were so patient with all my little requests and came through every time. 💕💕💕

Big love to @tumbly.bsky.social for being such a delight to work with. You were so patient with all my little requests and came through every time. 💕💕💕

Somethings different...

They won't find ur body Abra cadaver

Absolutely nothing is going on. Nothing at all. www.twitch.tv/ushimama

Ripping off the bandaid. Saturday 9th August 4:00pm AEST Friday 8th August 11:00pm PDT twitch.tv/ushimama

I'd like to wish @ushimama.gay a very happy birthday even though I'm a whole day late because I was out forgive me calcium mother, i am so proud of you and i hope your day was as lovely ad you

Ripping off the bandaid. Saturday 9th August 4:00pm AEST Friday 8th August 11:00pm PDT twitch.tv/ushimama

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @ushimama.gay 🤎

WHATTTTT THE FLIPPPP I LOVE YOU MOYYYY

I've been feeling a lot better lately about how I look. It's amazing what sleeping 8 hours at night does to your brain.

So..........

So..........

I've been feeling a lot better lately about how I look. It's amazing what sleeping 8 hours at night does to your brain.

Lets play the game of, "am I having a depressive episode or am I just an eepy guy who needs a nap?"

Absolute peak. @rubensargasm.bsky.social @luciacrabs.bsky.social

⊹ - ⊹ - ⊹ - ⊹ - ⊹ i forgot to post the finished doodles from yesterday's stream, @duwiexe.bsky.social & @ushimama.gay - - - - - - - - -

The difference between me with and without makeup is so insane honestly.

yeah being told you're pretty is great and all but have you ever been told "i need you carnally" 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

im blowin up his phone cause that pipe bomb 🔥

Concept: Man travels through space to find a planet overrun by submissive men who like to be pegged. Plot twist, he actually traveled through time and it was earth all along. call it Planet of the Gapes

Me when July First.

My favourite song from tonight, was super fun. Thank you everyone for the amazing turn out! #vtuberss2025 www.twitch.tv/ushimama/v/2...

I am happy to announce that i'm organizing a Karaoke Relay for @gamersoutreach.org for their annual VTuber Summer Slam this year 💙 This Relay will go over 8H starting on the 27th of June at 12PM CEST 💙 Hope to see you guys there 💙 #VTuber #ENVTuber #VSS25 #VTuberSummerSlam

I'm happy(and extremely nervous) to announce I'll be participating in this karaoke relay for vtuber summer slam. I hope to see you all there. Details below! #VTuberSS2025

THIS IS MY COOKIE HUSBAND AND I WILL SWALLOW HIM WHOLE.

@ushimama.gay royal husband :3 #cookierunkingdom #royalmargarinecookie #crk

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