That purple head with the horns is getting funkay #rexcomus

Holy shit I can't believe I made it to the heads. I'm fading fast and slipping down the couch. #rexcomus

Did she just say it's open to Scrim? I know he's a white dog, but Comus? C'mon Scrim. #rexcomus

Peggy: "Oh yeah, Errol's here too." #rexcomus

ARTHUR MOTHERFUCKIN' HARDY #rexcomus

TELL US PEGGY. WHY DON'T THEY PARADE, PEGGY?? #rexcomus

NOT THESE DWEEBS #rexcomus

"We're teaching them to use embroidery machines so we can buy more monogrammed bullshit!" #rexcomus

My ultimate dream is that one day this little SOB rushes in there and suplexes Rex WWE style. One day, my sweet KCB. #rexcomus

One twin is a page, the other was ritually sacrificed. #rexcomus

PICKLE BALL MENTIONED #rexcomus

That page is ROLLING #rexcomus

Lots of ankles on display tonight ladies, tsk tsk. #rexcomus

This is Carnival Time? Don't tell Al Johnson. #rexcomus

I do love that Kermit the Frog cape #rexcomus

I like to call this portion "Jerks I've Probably Worked For" #rexcomus

I feel like the maids and queen look even more the same this year than they usually do? #rexcomus

Say what you will, but that dress really does have a lot of radiant movement. #rexcomus

Look. I know enough to say that I don't think I could clap on beat in this situation. But I also know enough not to do it on TV. #rexcomus

We did it folks. One Space Force member. #rexcomus

I'm glad they say the branch of the military because I do not know them and they all kinda sound like the Wallace and Gromit theme tune. #rexcomus

COME ON SPACE FORCE SERVICE MEMBER #rexcomus

PICCOLO SOLO #REXCOMUS

God I would love to be there with a daiquiri in hand booing this song so loudly #rexcomus

Holy shit I grew up down the road from Mountainair. It's smaller than my hometown and no one is from my hometown. #rexcomus

Some of these questions sound like they came from an autistic child. "Do you have a rifle??" "You rode a horse today??" #rexcomus

DUCAL DUCAL DUCAL DUCAL DUCAL DUCAL DUCAL #REXCOMUS

Woah woah woah. Those bikini ladies, this is a RECEPTION, folks. #rexcomus

Hell yeah #rexcomus

I need that $500 Plush Appeal gift certificate. I'm riding in Krewe of Freret next year. #rexcomus

Gayle saying we have a great governor 🤮🤮 #rexcomus

"Is it true every marine carries a rifle?" #rexcomus

I thought the new reviewing stand was at the future Trader Joe's and Rex had to toast Trader Joe himself #rexcomus

Jesus, just tell me the family members who weren't in Rex. It would have been quicker. #rexcomus

Getting into a strange SUV and it turning out to be a good thing for you is solely a straight white male activity #rexcomus

Peggy does look lovely in this gown. The color suits her. #rexcomus

Some classic white nonsense #rexcomus

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE #RexComus

Fuck yeah, Star Trek.

Sports Drink created the perfect remote work habitat. A latte in a Selena mug and a stupid little airplane landing livestream are my version of a stick and a leaf in a jar with holes poked in the lid.

I really love both vaccines and acetaminophen. The fact that I know more about Concorde than a typical person for my age and gender is completely unrelated.

I hope Demi Adejuyigbe is having a nice chill day today.

Do you think they weed out us snarky social media types? #RexComus

I got all the questions right, but did not win this year's #RexComus quiz.

I think we all know the real gesture that Rex needs to give to Comus. #rexcomus

The King of Comus designed a pin with no clues as to who he is and it's not just because it's ugly as sin. #rexcomus

Ok everyone… get ready #rexcomus

You know Comus is super racist because they somehow managed to hire the worst band in New Orleans. #RexComus

BRING ON THE HEADS #rexcomus

Did I just see an ANKLE LENGTH GOWN on a woman attending the Rex ball??? SCANDALOUS. #rexcomus