This poor little dumpling has been on my mind for a minute, so I had to crochet it! FREE dumpling pattern is up at my blog! Visit to make your own emotional support dumplings! (And credit to @libbystigaard.bsky.social for the post that started it all!) geekyhooker.com/dumping-the-...

The pattern no one asked for, but I wrote it anyway. geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...

I DID IT. I tried the cordyceps coffee by @foursigmatic.bsky.social Did not turn into a clicker. At least not that I know of. 😬 Check out my blog for my honest opinion of the coffee (and if the cordyceps adds anything to it at all)! geekyhooker.com/click-click-...

If you plan on looking for my lil’ critters in London 3/23-3/26, be sure to read this blog post for details on how it’ll work! geekyhooker.com/the-hookers-...

Me watching White Lotus S3E5: “Oh yay it’s Sam Rockwell!” *moments later* “……what the fuck????”

My current London critter drop lineup: a wee lil’ Ted Lasso, a Totoro, and a tiny Sherlock Holmes! Find one of these little guys around London 3/23-3/26 and it’s yours to keep! I’ve got one more to add to the lineup, stay tuned! Details at my blog 👉 geekyhooker.com

LONDONERS: I’m visiting in a few weeks, and I’m bringing some friends with me! geekyhooker.com/be-curious-n...

Between Severance, Love is Blind, and White Lotus, it was a GREAT weekend for TV (ok except for Love is Blind, because wtf is with this bland ass copy+paste bullshit cast??)

Who’s been a knotty hooker? 😘 geekyhooker.com/are-you-feel...

Valentine’s Day is coming up, so here’s an homage to a classic romance that doesn’t involve teenagers making horrible decisions 😂 geekyhooker.com/try-again-mr...

Thought it’d be a good time for a refresh on a “get to know me” post! geekyhooker.com/allow-me-to-...

LOVING the retro look in this already youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?...

OH SNAP! It’s a new blog post and new pattern drop! Check out BMO at my blog! geekyhooker.com/who-wants-to...

The things I do 🫠

🎶I just called…to say…🎶 www.instagram.com/reel/DFIncZv...

Got my badges (woo!), but it's funny how I was still sitting in the waiting room over an hour into SDCC open registration, meanwhile other friends casually logged on and instantly got a 15 minute wait time. Such is the SDCC registration chaos 😂

Here we goooooo…. 😩 Best of luck to everyone going through this debacle again!

Live footage of me trying to come up with a solution for something that should've taken 2 seconds to resolve (all kidding aside, I could watch Rube Goldberg machine videos like this for hours ☺️) www.instagram.com/reel/C_-VCWS...

Picked this up on clearance from Bath & Body Works for shits and giggles, and it really epitomizes that “I’m not sure what I expected” sentiment 😂

There’s an actor that I have a photo with after running into them at SDCC, and they’ve recently gone off the deep end on Twitter. That photo went from “ayyy fun SDCC memory!” to “oh noooo” REAL quick 🫠

BlueSky or Threads? What does everyone like/dislike about each one? Been messing around with both, curious to know everyone’s thoughts

It’s Monday. How’s everyone holding up today? #amigurumi #crochet #pixar

This was one of the most unhinged things that I’ve made and I had a blast doing it. 😂 Free pattern for the bloater here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...

Throwback to when I made this ridiculous homage to Chef’s Table. 😆 Pattern for Gudetama here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/gud...

I occasionally have patterns up at my website, here’s one for this little chompy Moo Deng! geekyhooker.com/patterns/moo...

Well, hello, world! I’m Cindy, and I like to crochet thing and leave them behind for strangers to find! You can check out my work here: geekyhooker.com/