Where do Mandalorians buy their Christmas decorations? At the bobble fete. (I claim that as my own unless someone else already has)

Yes Lando!!!!!!!!!

Tree duties + Die Hard. #IsAChristmasFilm

I don’t buy it. This seems more like “Don’t say too many bad things about us” rather than “I had to interrupt your interview to tell you we’re so sorry”

Man if they come together on the first corner and gift the win to Max I really don’t know if I’ll laugh or cry. Likely both! #F1

Massively dull race/race track. Tomorrow will be far worse. #Sprint #F1 #QatarGP

Wow Ferrari. Jeezo.

Exactly this.

This is relevant all over the world.

Crafting time with the 7 year old. Making cardboard people with FSOL Lifeforms on in the background. Good times.

WTF how does this even happen?! Awful.

Well done Oli!!!! Good race overall. Shit stewarding. Shit #SkyF1 commentary. A common theme these days.

Man I give up on the Sky commentary. I’ve defended it for long enough but it’s pish. Can we hurry up and just have Apple in the UK too please?

I mean, Hamilton was ahead of Leclerc and it has affected the whole race.

Oooooo 2nd pit stops!

Hamilton is on a bit of a mission since the pit stop. Gaining a lot per lap.

So what about Leclerc leaving the track and gaining an advantage on turn1??

Finding it much easier to route for Red Bull now Horner is gone.

Uh oh McLaren. So Oscar went for a gap, hit another car and then hit his teammate. Sounds a lot like Singapore. Oscar should have known the entire field would be coming at that apex. That’s a mid-race move, not a 1st lap move.

Yet again it seems the SkyF1 commentators don’t ever read interviews with team principles and drivers throughout the year. “Why is ‘insert team or driver’ faster now?”

This is great. youtu.be/a00oraUbvWk?...

This is so good. An emotion-invoking album. Such a polar opposite from his garage. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Hahahahaha! 😂

Please @motogp.com, don’t go back to that Hungarian circuit. It’s really not good.

Wait. WTF did they change the Drive soundtrack?? Way to ruin a film.

F1 would be so much better if there was less need for tyre management.

I have to say, ‘interrupting sloth’ is a direction I wasn’t expecting the ‘interrupting cow’ joke to take.

Hulkenberg is 3rd! On merit! For a wee bit.

Brake pressure has nothing to do with it for the Piastri thing. It was how long and how hard he accelerated before braking, which led those behind to think he was going for it.

My pinky toe clearly has an agenda, and it’s winning. Broke it earlier in the year and it enjoyed the time off. Now it wants more so is putting doors in my way.

Come on Ferrari. That was poor with the under-fuelling. Lucky escape.

Good quali for Austria. Lando way out in front with a spotless lap. Interesting top 10 for the race tomorrow. Should see some cracking battles.

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FFS. Can’t believe they’re letting them do this. Please sign.

Totally Lawson’s fault that one.

How come Max didn’t get punished for that? He was too far forwards. When that flags up it’s a slam dunk. It looked to be the same as when Norris got penalised for the same.

Terrible F1 coverage this race. Wrong replays shown for penalties given, timing missing for half the race, missed the winner crossing the line just so they could show 2 cars that were too far apart to overtake.

100% this. Abolish the monarchy.

Don’t fall for the Scotrail smartcard scam on Facebook - they are NOT giving away £2 smart cards. The Facebook page has only been up since 14th December, IT IS NOT SCOTRAIL!! Facebook/real-Scotrail warning: www.facebook.com/share/p/15Lg...?

The dream.

Watching Box Of Delights on iPlayer. It’s utter madness. Very familiar, 80s quality.

Just been reminded of this one. Always found it strangely festive. youtu.be/zDgStjeNqbA?...

Awful cover. Just awful. The guy’s a missile-signing dick too.

Buy the music. Support the artists.

Alarm bells should be going off. We need to protect ourselves! Sign! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

This is an interesting watch although I wish they had directly addressed and debated the evidence more as I just don’t understand how flat-earthers can ignore the science. youtu.be/Q7yvvq-9ytE?...

3 awful horoscope accounts followed me today, and a weird bot AI account. Looks like the pish is seeping in.

It was Detective Jim Burger-rack!

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. But he still needed a 45% pay rise. Like if he needs a pay cut. RP if you want the Monarchy gone. #AbolishTheMonarchy