9 days until I get to see my boyfriend in person for the first time and I’m so nervous and excited about it I could throw up

I’ve had the privilege of spending the last five days with my best friends. I didn’t really expect it to actually happen when I brought it up. I voiced as much, and one of them looked at me like I was stupid and said “We love you. Of course we came.” I hope for this kind of friendship for everyone.

Mini Bat is 10 years old now. That’s wild.

When my kids were younger I heard a lot of “you don’t want them to be 6 or 7 and still in bed with you!” Yeah, actually, I do. The world sucks. My kids feel happy and safe and loved in my arms. I feel happy and safe and loved with them in my arms. That won’t change no matter their age.

“And it feels like falling into the deep From somewhere way up over the peaks And I play discordant days on repeat Until the tape runs out on me” -“Damocles”, Sleep Token

14 days until the platonic loves of my life are here for our bestie vacation omggggggg

“Do you remember me when the rain gathers, and do you still believe that nothing else matters” Is not calling back to Rain and Bloodsport. It’s calling back to Shelter. I will die on this hill.

TW: Death My little sister’s best friend died today. Totally unexpected. I watched that kid grow up from like middle school. She went to the hospital this morning- the same hospital that killed Mamaw. They told her it was just a stomach bug and to go home. Two hours later she was dead.

If you’re a writer, write “I waited” without saying it. Time moved on, as it does. Seasons changed- the cold of winter melted into spring, then warmed to summer, and fell again with the autumn leaves before turning to snow once more. The world continued to turn for everyone else, but I stood still.

Vessel Marie Token the man you are

Loving Sleep Token pisses me off because sometimes I don’t just want the lyrics as my status, but also the way Vessel sings it specifically. How do I make that part in Take Aim that feels like running through a field with the sun on your face my status? Cause just the lyrics won’t cut it.

My platonic polycule is coming to visit me for my birthday and I want to cry of happiness. I can’t wait to see them.

Hey gamer buddies! With the new huge Conan Exiles update on the horizon, I’m going to be opening up a dedicated base game vanilla server for pc. If there’s any interest in just hanging out and getting to play with chill folks, hmu please!

Was scrolling and saw a post with the words “born again” and my immediate thought was Adam Warlock…. It uh. It was about Jesus.

Face reveal, wrong answers only.

My dog had the bright idea today to eat an entire bag of her joint supplements. I’ve seen things. Been through things. Smelly things.

Platonic friendships are the fucking best, man. I love my best friends so much I can’t stand it.

Thinking about how the last time I tried Zepbound, my doctor sat with me and said gently, “I care about your *health.* and feeling like shit constantly and being anxious every time you eat? That’s not healthy. There’s so much more than weight, and everything looks great. Let’s stop those meds.”

Had a rough go of it earlier with Baby Bat and some not so great parenting moments. We talked it out and I apologized and we snuggled after, but the mom guilt has been eating me alive… Like a little anxiety blanket, she just climbed on top of me to sleep like a baby against my chest. Brb sobbing

Dating me is like getting a mega family bundle because I’m a package deal with a husband, children, pets, and three best friends who will essentially adopt you as a sibling

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Baby Bat just refused to eat a poptart because she doesn’t like how the icing topping is shaped. So she went to the pantry, opened another pack, examined it thoroughly, muttered, “Yess…. I like how this is shaped.” And then zoidberg ran back out to eat it. No, no neurodivergence there at all.

“I just want one heal” “Gg no heal” I CAN’T HEAL YOU, DPS, IF YOU’RE FIVE MILES AWAY, AROUND THE CORNER, DIVING ENEMY LINES. I AM TRYING TO KEEP OUR TANK ALIVE ON POINT. I CAN’T HEAL YOU, DPS, IF YOU’RE BREAKING LOS AND FLYING. MY SLOW ASS CANNOT KEEP UP. IF YOU WANT ME UP YOUR ASS, STAY ON POINT

Hey so like When I said I wished my kids could grow up in the world I did, but with the more progressive values of today… I meant like those nostalgic vids from the 90s. I uh, I didn’t mean war. My bad, should have been more specific.

Boyfriend’s favorite Dragon Age character is Varric. He hasn’t finished Veilguard yet.

Actual footage of me watching my boyfriend play any video game ever Especially shooters Why is that so hot Send help

If I was his peace, I wouldn’t get messages like this, and then what fun would I have

Bro I’m so bad at Fortnite that Mini Bat took over for me to duo with @adrastosdasilva.bsky.social and put him out of my misery 😭😭

I’ve been casually seeing two people and one of them is 5hrs ahead of me and the other is 3hrs behind me this is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever

It might be a secret level of hell to be able to be friends with an ex, actually. I’m so thankful for the time we get to spend, but my heart breaks a bit every time. He’s still my person… But he’s not.

Hey @fowlflamingo.bsky.social how you doing over there im not crying you're crying

After talking about it for years I finally just shaved my head holy shit

The biggest complaint I get from others is that I’m bad at communicating and reaching out first, and they are so entirely correct. I am literally an NPC and I do not exist until you need to talk to me, I am sorry.

www.twitch.tv/lumenex93 Come hang out with me and watch Lume try Tiny Glade! Chill stream with great company!

Been forgetting to take my anxiety meds for like a week or so now. Anyway my libido is back and I’m considering my yearly content creation again 😂

So anyway short haired Fembat is back

Sad I’m missing it myself!! Hartzell is an absolute delight, and his leadership is needed in this country.

Do you know someone earning $15/hour and making it all stretch, but still falling short? That’s by design. They deprive us of power, demand we stay silent, and call it the “market.” We demand a living wage. The freedom to form unions. Real workplace dignity.

Sacred moments

The only thing getting me through this breakup is knowing that tomorrow I get to see Vessel live.

“The senseless death of Charlie Kirk” It made perfect sense. May I introduce you to the concept of “fuck around, find out.” After all, what’s a couple gun deaths if it means we keep our 2nd Amendment rights, huh?

Hehe it me. I’m the beloved.

Pumpkin patch selfies 🥰

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Big day for @bardromeo.bsky.social yesterday. Mr. Bat has officially declared him his Brusband (Brother-Husband).

Got a text today that shattered my world. Picked up the phone to call Mamaw about it. Then I remembered. The text was about her. I can’t call her anymore. What do I even do now?

I’m Hartzell Gray, and I’m running for Congress in Missouri’s 5th District. People of my district are being priced out of our homes, locked out of opportunity, and told to wait our turn while politicians protect the same donors and recycle the same tired playbook.

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