gonna start a band called “Tylenol Byproduct” and if you ask me about it I will info dump about the Addams Family until you feel weird and ask me to stop.

would benjamin butthole disease be where you start with a huge gape and shrinks as you age?

Jello Biafra has been calling this shit for decades and it’s YOUR fault for not paying attention

Cheap Shame. Out today on @dirtcult.bsky.social mattygrace.bandcamp.com

Ruminationyear.bandcamp.com New band. Live demo.

mattygrace.bandcamp.com New song from Cheap Shame out on bandcamp today. Other streaming tomorrow

One time in Barista days a woman once told me I should eat more soy bc I’d “enjoy the results” She wasn’t wrong but I hated how smug about it she was

@eiznekcam.bsky.social Phone being weird. Send carrier pigeon

The comedic part of picking up my HRT on Trans Day Of Visibility is not lost on md

Honestly this kind of shit takes the sharp edges off

Nothing rounds off the sharp edges like the internet trying to convince me to eat…

When “gentle roast” is a secret love language and you accidentally show self care

been in my hometown for a week and I haven’t felt this feral about getting back to a baseline in a long time. I miss my cat.

2 days of crying fits and anxiety in a row. I’m so blessed

Hello yes. The 2024 optimism I ordered seems to be in actuality, a ball of flaming shit. Please fix.

wild that the only way to disarm a narcissist talking shit and spreading rumours to your friends is to not be a piece of shit to people. good luck asshole

Apparently there are still “punks” who get mad when I say PP should.. yknow d*e

Nothing says “I’ve had enough” like writing rage poetry at the airport

tell me again how it’s supposed to be and i’ll show you a 1000 more of me things are worse than they seem things are so much worse than they seem

Love that I’m going to be in Halifax during Juno’s week and all I’m thinking about is if I can sneak into a fancy party after a hardcore show. No the show is not Junos affiliated

Playing this cool thing twice tonight!

Today is Bandcamp Friday. Sadly it’s one of the least problematic ways to support artists of all levels. mattygrace.bandcamp.com crisisparty.bandcamp.com

My band, Cluttered (cluttered.bandcamp.com), is playing two shows in two weeks in two provinces for the first time in almost a year. I am both excited and so anxious I may throw up

@ughfinewhatever.bsky.social “they should play Puffer in the hospital” Me - “how else will there ever be a circle pit in the ER”

Just asked @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social if they’d take me to the vet for gender affirming care

One time I heard someone refer to BPD as Bad Parents Disease and honestly I can’t refute that

Last night I saw a band who incorporated a casket into their set at a tiny bar. I get to watch that again tonight. Wonder if they could put me in it?