I’ve transformed, I’ve become something truly terrifying the ultimate nightmare for all ngl

𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘿 𝘿𝙍𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙆8 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙔 𝙎𝙆8 2 𝘾𝙍8 𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 -𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙮 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙮

Y a w n . . . "Oh, won't you hold me, [READER]?" Blink blink blink, puppy dog eyes from Spiffo!

"I- D U D E !" Spiffo lets out a sharp squeak, wiggling and squirming in the confounds of the window and the large avian fellow behind him. Although.. Each wiggle just seems to send ripples among those cheeks! "J-just ge'mme out, pretty please..!" He whines, but obviously he's not bothered.

"Bah!" Paws on his cheeks, wiggling side to side, "You're too sweet!" Yeah, no wonder this guy's a mascot. So cute.

┏━━━━━━ ☽•◦இ•◦☾ ━━━━━━━━━━┓ ~ⱠØVɆ~ ĐɆ₴łⱤɆ~ ₱₳₴₴łØ₦~ ~𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿~ ~𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳~ ~ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴~ ┗━━━━━━ ☽•◦இ•◦☾ ━━━━━━━━━━┛

[Responses will come soon!!!! Hopefully later today but I've been super busy, sorry guys :(

ㅤ ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.” ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget. ㅤ Into men. ㅤ

[Super busy lately, sorry bout the silence!

"Welcome to the Twilight Café. What may I serve you today?" Quite Sweet Playful Unforgettable ❤️+🔁

#SeductiveSunday " Ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓ， [ＲＥＡＤＥＲ]!？ " Spiffo sighs. The window may or may not have been a bit too big for Spiffo. Or, well. At least, one part of him. " You gotta help me out, man! Quit gogglin'! "

"Oh, crap, yeah that looks like it." Spiffo snagged Derek's hand, running on over to the Jurassic Park themed game. It was pretty loud, and right when they sat down in the booth, the sound of a dinosaur roaring from the speakers echoed out. "Holy fuck-" His eyes are wide open, in a bit of -

"Huh? You don't look a day past–" A quick debate in his head. What's a realistic and flattering age to call this man? "Twenty.. two." Well. Maybe? Spiffo has a pretty confused face. He doesn't even really know why he said that. "But, eh, nah. I just called you that 'cause you called me kid."

Meet Bucky! Your tired Scolipede BF. 🐛💜

"What else could I mean, Pops?" Fairly valid reaction to being called kiddo. Not that it wasn't a little bit amusing, but it was fun to give the big guy a name as well.

"Oh– I remember, don't worry." He also remembers seeing the big rabbit girl searching for him. Well, kind of. "I'm not dead, though." Hands on his hips as he looks up, eyes closed with a boastful smile, "Yeah.. Not to brag, buuut I'm pretty badass." Suuure Spiffo...

[wait do i owe a reply to anyone else I feel like im forgetting something...

"I didn't know you were trying to hide your identity!" This is where he'd follow this up with some kind of pick up line about 'looking into your eyes', but Spiffo wasn't feeling super flirty. Or eye-pick-up-line-y. "Me, though?" A paw to his chin, acting all deep in thought, when in reality, he's -

Spiffo understood non-verbal gestures and basic sign language well enough to get the gist of what his large armored friend was saying. Well. Good enough, anyways. "Trust me, man, I'm cool with just about anything." Flashing a toothy smile, eyes closed, like a little emoji. Then he pondered the -

Spiffo was still a giggling little mess even after Vance let go. It was a silly little outburst of... Well, whatever that was. Obviously Spiffo wasn't bothered, though. "Pahh, don't worry about it, dude. I'm a spectacle to be.. held or, whatever the phrase is." He meant 'spectacle to behold', but -

"..Y'know, that's a good question." Spiffo slipped behind Derek, the door slowly closing behind them. Some muffled pop played above in speakers, the arcade smelled like popcorn, and it wasn't horribly crowded. Only a couple pairs of people, a family, a group of friends, nothing that would prevent -

Those yellow boots, despite Spiffo's best efforts not to, drew a brief laugh from the little raccoon. Spiffo wasn't (he was, don't listen to him) the teasing type, but he just had to point it out. "No worries, dude! I see you're planning to go jump in some puddles?" The cheeky little raccoon -

Both of them being just about the same height, it felt normal hugging and kissing, which was pretty odd for both of them. They both seemed to attract a lot more taller people... "Yeah, man! Just been like. Hibernating and stuff for a little bit," Rubbing his cheek against Fylk's -

"No." Said the raccoon. "Your eyes." Last time he remembered seeing the non-rabbit man, he had some pretty soul-less looking eyes. Plus, the rabbit responded to Mike, so obviously they were the same person. Kinda flawed logic but it still worked.

Spiffo wants to do something with [READER]! (I'll splice up an original bandwagon thingy soon!

@an-endless-cycle.bsky.social "Sup, Mikey." Super casual, for having not chatted in like... A while. Though. The raccoon seems to be paying special attention to that hat.

  DARKNUT. These KNIGHTS are well-protected by their round bucklers and mighty armor. If you use a parry attack to JUMP UP and KNOCK OFF THEIR HELMETS, it'll spell their doom. ― READ ALT TEXT. ― ADDITIONAL INFORMATION.  

@fylk.bsky.social Poke poke... As soon as Fylk turns aro- SMOOCH! Right on the lips!

[Like this if you wanna! Ten months later, I might just make a bandwagon thingy like how I did with Bernie and stufffff

[Alrighty! Is there anyone I owe a reply to?

@urbanflxw.bsky.social It's pretty early out, and pretty cold. Hence why Spiffo's fur is all thick and fluffy, more than usual anyways. It helped out with keeping him warm, but it made him look like a puffed up bird, drawing a lot of funny glances and giggles about him. How embarrassing.. That's -

[I haven't forgotten about Spiffo! Just busy!

[Slo sleepy... Hope everyone is sorta enjoying Spiffo, and um, yeah sorry for the absence but I think Spiffo is back!!

[Should I remake Spiffo's pinned? I feel like it's a bit out dated. Had it since Twitter...

"𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁?" 🥁𝗖𝘆𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗸/𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻/𝗦𝗰𝗶-𝗙𝗶 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 🥁𝙉/𝗦𝗙𝗪 | 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 🥁𝗔𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀/𝗧𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗼/𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗱 𝗗𝗡𝗜 #OC #Fandomless #MVRP

"..I swear I've seen you before." Curious little raccoon. He's all like 🤔

𝙰𝚝𝚕𝚊𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚋. 𝚂𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚕𝚏 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎. 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚢. ☾︎ #Nsfwrp . #Lewdrp . #Monsterrp . #Erp . #Mvrp ☽︎

"H-heyy–" Spiffo wiggled and squirmed, practically dancing with his feet as his paws were poked and bean-poked. "V-Vance! That tickles! Knock it off!" His constant giggling and his goofy smile obviously hinted that he was enjoying this to some extent. Then again. He was just glad to see his -

"Ohhh how I long for some romance. Mwa's and kisses." Daydreaming Spiffo... Oh brother.

"Wh-what now, [READER]?!" Poor 'coon! Doesn't know that walking ahead distracts [READER] more than it does help lead them around. He adjusts the way his weapon leans against his shoulder, sighing as he waddles along, "Pick up the pace, slowpoke!"

@neverending-flames.bsky.social Radegast is sleeping.. or whatever flame men do when they need rest. Suddenly– "Smmmmoooochh!" Spiffo's on top of Rad, smooching him on the lips! He's back from the big ol business conference!

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐨 𝐏𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞! 𝙳𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚑𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍... 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 (𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝...) 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚘? 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎! 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 $𝟹𝟿𝟿.𝟿𝟿, 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚎!

"I've been told I've got magic paws." Grabby paws, showing off his raccoon.. beans or whatever. "..for.. eh, massages." It's the thought that counts right?

[Alright I think I'm getting bored of Bernie sorta. Spiffy may come back.

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