ㅤ“𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑏𝑟𝑜, 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑚?” ✾ personal portrayal ✾ stoner college dawg ✾ switch, vers (submissive lean) ✾ very kinky ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ«⟳ + ♡» ㅤ“𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑤, 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒~”

ᅠ — 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙮, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙮 𝙎𝙠𝙪𝙡𝙡-𝘾𝙖𝙩 —

🕯️I think you missed @/calicoclaws.bsky.social. He is another good one. Plus, the muse is so goofy. I love it.

𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘵 — 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 🕯️ • 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘖𝘊 • 𝘚𝘍𝘞 - 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 • 𝘍𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸

@spiffyspiffo.bsky.social Everything was ready. The train huffed a trail of white smoke, passengers making their ways across its length, luggage carts almost empty and a hoping flame still waiting on the platform. Why hoping, you may ask? Well, because all was ready but a tiny detail. His -

«The disguise has been a great purchase, I agree. Just keep it down with the kisses, or you risk some of my flames to pop out while we're out in public.» Oh! On top of him? Too bad, then, Radegast is gonna nuzzle there like a touch-starved kitten. It might remind Derek of a couple of their -

«Has it? You went from hopping between rifts trying to look for new places to explore to doing all that while having to take care of a dork like me.» Radegast paused, realising he actually made it sound like a lot had changed, which wasn't what he was aiming for. «Well, in any case, I'm glad you -

«Every species deserves affection. I suppose figuring out a way to deliver it is a must. After all, one knows what he's signing for when dating less humanoid aliens.» Radegast slid his arms through Derek's armpits and hugged him, making it look like the human was wearing a backpack. «Mhnmm~ I -

Weight shifted against Derek, and Rad basked in the affection. He tilted his head to the side, as much as he could, and placed another kiss on the tip of the human's nose, a briefer one. «I reckon even if I haven't, you would have still come up with a way to kiss me. Maybe not on the lips, maybe -

«Dude. You're literally dating an alien made of fire. It's not that far from it, you know.» With a giggle, the flame moved onto another specie. He'll do that until Derek is done with the dishes. This one is fish-like. They're wearing suits which resemble deep-divers. Judging from the bubbles -

«Not quite. I'm the manager. Potentially, I wouldn't even need to be here for the Door to work.» He explained as he took a sip. «But I've got to make sure you don't end up hurt or lose the key. Puls, I'm a little bit curious about where the door would lead you. I've helped many -

«I suppose I can tell you something about the most common aliens out there.» He stood up as well, briefly heading in and out of his room. Once he got out, he was holding a tablet. «Or I could show you. Mind that you might not meet any of what I'm sharing with you today, but it's worth a -

«I suppose I can do the same with you. It'd be funny. That is, assuming someone aside you finds me attractive enough.» Thankfully Rad has worked on his jealousy. Back when they first got together, he wouldn't even dare to joke about a scenario like this. Someone trying their shot with Derek? -

«I dunno if you'll have a moment to quietly enjoy your drinks.» He chuckled. «A human is a pretty rare sight. And you're quite the piece of a human.» He sipped some of the water, resting one thigh over the other. «If you play your cards right, you might be able to get someone to offer you a -

Radegast stepped inside the door with grace, careful to avoid making any sort of noise against the wooden floor. Leaving Bernard to the cookies, he focused on the shelves and the fireplace. The pictures were generic, and almost all were landscapes, so he couldn't infer much about his family. He -

«Depends on the race, as you may imagine. Generally, you humans have it easy compared with the rest. Imagine a kid like me trowing a tantrum: there'll be serious risk of something catching fire. And that is making only one example.» Rad was done eating, so he straightened his legs beneath -

The part about his aunt saddened Rad. «The Door cannot replicate individuals. She won't be there.» The flame spoke, hoping this wouldn't ruin the mood. He could have stayed silent, but Bernie deserved to know this. It would have been worse otherwise. «About the tea, -

«Well, now you know why I've travelled so much. Before meeting you, there wasn't much for me to get back to at the end of our travels.» He gave Derek a `take it as you wish` look, but he meant it as a compliment. «Unlike human cruises, there isn't a target audience. It's quite hard to take -

Radegast hastily followed the human inside. As expected, the place the two are transported into was fairily similar to what Bernie pictured. The lake, the trees, the mountains in the background. The only missing part is the grey sky: instead, the wheather is sunny and the sky is clear. «Gah!» Rad -

«It's not really a catch—» The droplets interrupted him. Quickly, he glued his back to the wall where the door was, hoping to escape them. «As I was saying, the catch is this will only last as long as I am with you. But you can't expect me to walk beside you forever. I have matters to attend to. -

«Safety, usually.» He answered, a part of him enjoying the feeling of having the human's attention all to himself. With a flick of his hand, a key appeared between his fingers. He offered it to Bernard. «The door will lead us to the place you desire the most. And if said place doesn't -

«I am not aware of this, unfortunately. Still, considering I can access their website from your room without the need to use special antennae, I assume they are open to business with Earth, too. As for humans as a whole, yes. You'd be surprised by the number of humans you may find. There must -

«It will be a nice way for you to meet and chat with some new life forms. And you'll get used to the translator in your ear. It might be a little dizzy at first.» He stood up, heading to get some more food from the table. «There are going to be some leftovers, you know? Saves -

The flame raised an eyebrow, feeling challenged. He didn't hold it against the dude: humans have a tendency to be wary of him because of his appearance. Theatrically, Radegast raised an arm about the height of his ribcage and stepped to the right, acting like he had to move to the side of an -

Rad didn't react, aside from his eyes following the human's fork, both when he reached and when he retracted with the loot. «Well, yeah, the idea would be doing exactly what we before, but without having to worry about ending up stranded in the middle or nothing, sleeping on the ground -

He nodded. Space sick was no joke. «Generally, the ship sets harbour at a planet in the late morning and either stays there until dinner time. After which, it is off to space again. The number of planets depends on the route. There are several to pick from. I'd say it'd be no less than 10. As -

🕯I'm a little confused on why legit non-rp accounts follow me

The flame stopped when prompted, tilting his head. Radegast always had so little to do with humans, yet they always amazed him. Creatures who had values and culture, but who consistently keep throwing those aside for personal gain. «If you let me know, chances are I might get you what you're -

«I've known a Bernard before. He passed heroically for his people's rights.» He commented, sighing. «You look nothing like him, but hopefully you share the same unyealding spirit.» He added, stepping closer. When you get to live this long, not making connections becomes almost impossible. «No, -

«Yeah, I wouldn't consider that option. Not as a first one, that is. What if we discover you get space-sick easily? No, no. The first one should be shorter, to have a feeling of the whole experience.» Radegast reaches with his fork to steal half a sausage from Derek's plate, all according to -

He meant to ask what the possum would buy with the profit of their work, but this topic intrigued him. «Well, alright, what else? I surely must find a way to put your omelettes in the menù.» The flame reached for the nightstand, opening the drawer and taking out a notebook, ready to scribble. He -

«...» The flame eyes the man thoroughly, from the top of his head to the tiptoes. Eventually, he gives up on wearing a stern expression. «I agree, so I expect no more stuff being thrown at me.» He moved a hand to fix his tuff. «I'm Radegast. Custodian. I safeguard creatures in need until they -

«Why not both meanings? Both of them are true, after all.» He winked at the human as he was placed back on his feet. «Speaking of the galaxy, I may or may not have begun looking into that galaxy cruise I mentioned to you. The shortest one lasts a month, then there is three months and the -

The fkame burst into laughter, realising both his poor choice of words and Derek's misunderstanding. «Hahaha! No, no—» He wiped his eyes briefly. «I meant to say that even some scrambled eggs would have sufficed, dummy. You didn't need to go all-out BBQ.» The flame gives Derek a playful punch -

The flame approached him, smiling. He took the chance to reach for the towel Derek kept beside him, wiping off some of the drops of sweat on the other's forehead. «I would have done with even some scrambled eggs, you know? I appreciate it, though.» Derek surely couldn't complain about Radegast -

🕯️As promised

He's looking down at his cargo trousers and his t-shirt. «What's wrong with what I'm wearing?!? Look at you, you're not even dressed!!» He remarked, paired with some gestures. He settled down next to the raccoon, who had been spending the last minutes observing the farm with a pair of -

«Oh, I can tell. The whole house smells like barbecue.» He closed the paper door behind him. «Look at you, all geared up and hardworking like when you worked at your pa's place. The starred resturant.» He considered hugging him, but instead he settled to lean on the adjecent counter. Not like he -

Waving at @shockinglyhard.bsky.social in a super excited manner. He's so happy to see the little guy here as well!!!

🕯️Ehem— ANNUNTIO VOBIS GAUDIUM MAGNUM!!! I am back and free from exams until the end of the summer. I will post some starters as soon as I have the chance. I've also begun to grow sick of the unjust censorship on X, so I will gravitate towards this account instead.

«Y-You wanna do what [reader]? A day at the beachside? Surfing? Water guns!?! Are you—? I mean, if you insist, I can come as well.»

🕯️As promised

🕯️Ehem— ANNUNTIO VOBIS GAUDIUM MAGNUM!!! I am back and free from exams until the end of the summer. I will post some starters as soon as I have the chance. I've also begun to grow sick of the unjust censorship on X, so I will gravitate towards this account instead.

«No—, well, not initially. I— The handhold is more than enough. I'm just, uhm, happy from seeing you after so long, I presume?» Hehehe. Someone is blushing like a teenager~ As soon as Rad notices, he looks to the side, inavertedly squeezing Gummy's hands. «Would *you* like do dance?»

«This is me at my happiest, Gummy, which means the most unpredictable. You seemed bored, so I had to do something.» Radegast quietly lets Gummy straighten up into a more comfortable position, but...he doesn't let go of the feline's hands, although he keeps them low, at the height of the -

He rolls his eyes. Clearly Gummy hasn't picked up on what's about to happen. Oh, well. A shame. «I feel your fever from miles around 🎶 I'll pick you up in my car and we'll paint the town!» With that, he reached for the feline's arms and yanked him off the couch and onto his feet, making him -

Sliding into scene from the side room. «Hey, pretty baby with the high-heels on~ Yay!🎶» Glancing at Gummy and tucking down the hat to cover his eyes. Where did he even get that? «You gimme fever like I've never, ever, known~ You're just a product of loveliness—» He twirls in his place. «I -

«What is wrong with you?!?» The flame fiend jumped back, producing a whip-like sound. Whatever bernard was looking at, it sure wasn't human, although he had fairily similar features. It looked like a monster or an alien, something out of a movie. «Throw me something again, and you'll regret -