Widespread Twerking great band name. How does this racist bigot prude even know the word twerking. I am DYING

AHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Time to admit that I wrote “Titi Me Pregunto” and it’s about me.

Things started getting really grim when Akshay Kumar started waxing his chest hair…

How to combine a 1970s Hindi classic with rap and EDM as the soundtrack for the hero and heroine evading the cops on a motorcycle at night. Utterly diabolical arrangement by the demon that is Shaswat Sachdev. (Also, watch #Dhurandhar.) music.youtube.com/watch?v=IGtI...

I take all of Bollywood’s films with a grain of salt, knowing that the Hindu nationalist propaganda will be THICK and OFFENSIVE. That being said, I just watched #Dhurandhar again because it’s so good.

My algorithm directed me to this unbelievably charismatic and attractive Maine lobsterman and his YouTube channel. How did they know I yearn specifically for the New England Atlantic Ocean..? Probably because I talk about it. This man is so handsome, dang.

Insubordinate. And churlish.

The first season of The Pitt was about acute problems. The second is about chronic ones. n.pr/4a4kToa

I shall let it abide here till the White Whale is dead

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

This is beautiful news 

Relatable

"More muted" doing a lot of heavy lifting here. More like ... [listens to silence]

Kinda seems like almost every other country is doing something about their criminal pedo oligarch class and the USA is literal Carcosa. Huh.

I am but ill qualified

Every bit of Sir Thomas More… I owe my life.

This “Midnight Sun” song is the only thing keeping my heart beating right now.

I am such a hater when it comes to Bridgerton. What a stupid little fantasy where the big plot is getting married and the heroes are all the aristocracy. I had to turn this off. Slavery and colonialism is raging in the Americas and elsewhere and Black and Asian people are like, queen? Oy gevalt.

I think it’s really a testament to my socially known ability to move on from bad ppl when a few months ago, I ran into my ex-BFFL from college. I was tired at the time so I was not activated and rather nonplussed/ casual. She seemed vigilant, a lil awkward, intimidated by my not being the same.

I need a job, a wife, and the temperature to be 75

I can’t figure out if Dhurandhar is being racist against Baloch people or not..

I’ve never seen so much raw aura farming from a Bollywood movie that has no SRK in it.

“Dhurandar” (streaming Netflix) kicks as much ass as was advertised. This movie is good, I’ll sit here for 3 hours and watch it again.

THE SHAME IS YOURS. LIVE WITH IT.

doubting those traditions did not make those traditions one whit the less facts

Oh shit that lady had necrotizing fasciitis. #thepitt

“If I Hsd Legs, I’d kick you” is messing me up

I keep having dreams about Brad Dourif being my real dad, and I think that is fine.

I keep compulsively watching Gordon Ramsay shows and wanting to shake his hand.

Omg I wrote this MASTERPIECE and my hero won’t even acknowledge it. MY HEAVY HEART.

👋👋👋

Activists say at least 6,159 people have been killed in Iran’s crackdown on nationwide protests and many more are still feared dead.

Millennial fatigue from a woman whose dad is a Wittgenstein scholar. Wittgenstein would WRECK these Debaters. Hell, I can’t figure out his deal after 20 years. But there are people out there who do, and like conversations for mutual intellectual benefit.

I’m trying to understand this new cultural hobby that is the “Debate Bro” internet. I like debating with people, I’m a persuasive and educated individual. But this seems to be a psychosexual contest between a man and his opponent that has replaced feats of strength. It’s giving, obviously, Plato.

I’m old enough to remember when Posh was pregnant with Brooklyn, and when asked about the names of her kids, she said they were named about WHERE THEY WERE CONCEIVED. That ick has never left my memory center and… we should know less about each other.

I got sick of my split ends and chopped them all off with a NOT hairdressing scissor. More like a dull arts and crafts scissor. It’s done, it’s fine. But just a reminder to me that all those little girls who cut their own hair and make their parents super mad? I was one of you and I wish you well.

Who benefits?

BTW, I’m still thinking about those comments about Rob Reiner. You’re meant to be pummeled by so much information about horrible things so it becomes normal. Now watching the HBO Mel Brooks (my spiritual zaydie) documentary. I’m old enough to remember the Catskills hotels on the Borscht Belt.

I can’t wait to live through another “once in a lifetime event” that we’ve seen coming and protested and voted against since GWB was President of the US. I am so tired, but we have to clock in for another shift, Millennials.

I’m baffled at how much food gets wasted on Hell’s Kitchen, man. Those scallops aren’t even that over, I’ll eat them.

It’s American culture to have Gordon Ramsay’s absurd amount of shows all on YouTube there to doula you into becoming a better person. I think I’ve watched everything Gordon Ramsay has had on TV by now, and let me tell you. His cadence. Where he pauses OFTEN for effect: Is contagious. Yes?

One of my greatest wishes is that I have been or will be perceived the way that Noah Wyle as Dr. Robinavitch in #ThePitt is perceived by his colleagues and friends. He’s flawed, empathetic, and hyper competent treating crisis and everyday challenges. Except he can falter; he knows he’s human.

Finally watching #Sinners, already deep in love.

Dreaming is free~

Titrate to effect.

Sauron converting Númenor to Satanism is such a funny bit. "Have you considered offering human sacrifices to the Lord of Darkness?" "Hm. You make a persuasive argument"