The King of Siam

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Suki really blends into the tree. You notice that Butters?

You know I'm not MAGA. I'm playing Lola by the Kinks on my guitar. They wouldn't hear of it. It's a great song.

Why?! 👇 Not. A. Single. One. ✨

bam

“The doctor came up to me after my cognitive exam with tears in his eyes and said ‘Mr. President, sir, we’ve never had a patient who identified every animal cracker before.’”

Only on threats

Today, I went to our Social Security Office to conduct Oversight and was denied access to meet with officials. Instead, we were given a generic phone number in another state and denied entry past the waiting room. Here’s what we found out ⬇️

Yet not another drag queen.

All these young beautiful women jumping in my timeliness all following me and DM'ing me making me feel like a young viral stud. Lol I have mirrors girls.

@butterskatz.bsky.social Thought you might like this

@auberon.bsky.social A yinzer huh?

Only the best

They will always be worth the price of scrap metal. Red hats will never drive one. Not even with great sales people like Fox and Cruz and maybe the greatest car salesman of the whole earth The Combover Caligula.

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Eat your hearts out succa's

Surprised he didn't call our language American.

Bwaa

If I put my dog in a cabinet my cabinet would have more brains than trumps. Let that sink in.

If this ain't a goddamn perfect eulogy, I don't know what is.

This is a United States Senator MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities BANKS: You probably deserved it MACK: Why did I deserve it? BANKS: Because you look like a clown

What’s everyone wearing for ‘Liberation Day’?

Well, a concept of a dream.

My knucklehead dog with her new toy

Said the same thing about Maga at their rallies.

I am so glad Biden pushed for all of those judges to get confirmed before leaving office. He knew what we were about to be up against and knew this would be our main line of defense.

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I hope her coffee is always warm, her life is always good and each day she smiles

Well, yes that's actually exactly on point. A Danish news reporter was in Nuuk. Apparently, US representatives went door to door and failed to get ANY volunteers to meet Vance's wife. Source (In Danish, but translate it in your browser - I promise it's worth it 😄) nyheder.tv2.dk/live/2025-01...

Pete Hegseth: “Nobody texted war plans.”

@butterskatz.bsky.social You go to the demonstration today?

You looking at me? Grab a shovel and get down here.

Jon was on fire last night. Too bad he is fresh out of mugs.

A concept of a plan George.

Bingo

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

@johnfetterman.com Hey Fetterfuck, you paying attention yet?

The Wizard

Or one that can't spell

Maybe.

and the cost how much$ ?

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

You stink Mr. Poopy pants. Kids call em the way they see em.

Aweome pic.

The Dipshitikus cut.

The market is tanking, Trump just launched a trade war, we told Cyber Command to stand down against Russia, Trump is rolling out a massive crypto scam, and drug dealers have started selling eggs because the profit margin is better. You aren’t distracting us with culture war BS.

She told tRump, hold my beer, I'll show ya how it's done.