Ever wonder how trump’s ear repaired itself in 2 weeks and his hands have been bruised for over a year?

Paul Stanley, 1989

🎶It is what it is🎶

They say Valtrex works wonders

Your dad never came to your games but now you've got a credit card at 20%

The doctor says it's probably stress

Two in the pink

Yay I skipped a Monday, one less Monday in my life

Every picture tells a story don't it

Stop that whining Cuz you had a bad day If you lost some weight You might get laid youtu.be/dSybUT2Z2Hs?...

Goatse's choice

MAYBE THEY ALREADY HAVE

Pleased to meet you youtu.be/nE-wpBnfKTg?...

my superpower is spilling coffee all over everything

What time is it?

WHY ARE DEMOCRATS SUCH PUSSIES

There's no there there

i hope your pussy turns to mud

Now I know my ending is much closer than the start Broke a couple bones and probably broke a couple hearts Started out with nothing and I ended up with more Jehovah's witness victims sell salvation at my door THEY SELLIN SALVATION AT MY DOOR! OH LORD...

If thinking harder isn't helping things then maybe you should try thinking less, probably you'll strip it down to what's actually important

As if you needed another reason not live in Montana

I think something's going on with my cat

These lumps These lumps These lumps They're in my bed

Just another day at the office

🎶 The best part of waking up Confusion in your cup🎶

all over the world, these guys are just exact xerox copies of each other. in this case, "istvan" is pronounced "JAYR-id"

Bad Dad

Thunder outside and the pack is at peace

Fuck the police

Wow youtu.be/_saxWIp0IGQ?...

The tiger and the prince Rarely suffered consequence

This email, in retrospect, is wild. This is an email from Epstein's publicist Peggy about getting a copy of a Harvey Weinstein film secretly to Prince Andrew. One email and 3 alleged sexual abusers involved. 👀https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00749561.pdf #doj #epstein #files

Ye Olde Flying Duke Sploot

Everlasting love

I'll not be hornswoggled

Currently working on

It's all fun and games till you take one in the nuts youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY?...

Kid Rock giving his all at the TPUSA halftime show

Lucinda lays it out youtu.be/T6c8oLWr9kI?...

You think I don't notice?

Nobody loves me but my mother And she could be jivin too youtu.be/OIW4ARVbhrw?...

The further adventures of Grace

Maga Christianity is a cold piece of work

Sober DUIs in Tennessee youtu.be/KKiipKdV82A?...

Mood

The Soak ICE with Deer Piss Challenge