Ur fave bruh has to feed her gluties somehow! Carebear’s milkshake bring all the Bruhriguez to the yard

Ugh, Imma have cramps so bad. It feels like I have a tractor in my uterus, bruhs Times like this makes this Carebear think God is a bitch #PeriodsSuck

Imma need some hair ties and scrunchies and like a square pillow to ! Bruhziki ( @atararaven.bsky.social ) got some you can spare a bruh? Imma make you and McSteamy some Baklava edibles in exchange!

Shit, you seen’t the snake bruh?! Imma not gonna lie, I thought it was jus’ me

Best known for… bruhhhhh the dude was legendary and so much more than A Cap movie

Are you a baldin’ bald bruh? Well, here’s a tattoo idea for you! Imma genius

If this little bruh was my kitty, we be duking it out for eating my edible

So bruhs, I took my niece, our little CM Punk (Christian Michelle be a punk but so adorbs) and this creepy ass bruh kept staring at me. We were walkin by and he goes “isn’t that skirt a little short” and I go “as long as you can’t see my dick it’s fine, bruh”

Bruhs, some peeps don’t know that four dogs gots four assholes

Imma give you somethin’ real sexy sexy

This be me when peeps say I should keep my legs closed ‘n’ stop eatin’ edibles #eatmyballswithhummus

Ida watch that sex tape, bruhs

Imma livin’ mamabear’s hoe days like a bruh!

Some bruh the other day told me and I quote “dayum girl, dat’s a fine turd cutter ya have there” Imma not gonna lie, Imma speechless

Went on this date, bruhs… and he wanted to do the Canadian Porch Swing… but I was the rear, bruhs. The rear.

// without giving too much away storywise, I am gonna be expanding CFH into two charters: Ontario and Nomad. Instead of me just using old characters of mine (I still will use two) I am considering bringing in other handlers. If something like this interests you and handle a lady character, DM me

// Ride Hard, Live Free Part IX and X: Taking Hold of the Flame Pt. 1&2 For Supreme Championship Wrestling’s event Taking Hold Of The Flame, the winner getting a SCW World title shot at Rise to Greatness XXII A lot of fun to write docs.google.com/document/d/1... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Bruh Daniels would! @brettdaniels1.bsky.social

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Whatsa a sandwich and the Carebear have in common, bruhs? If a wife did her job their husbands wouldn’t be calling us #LEW8 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social #GiveMeApearlNecklace

So.. we all lose?

// asking my “australian” friend to get me my own Jimothy

Imma thinkin’ she mad at me

Man, my auntie teebag is an absolute smoke show, bruhs! she can be hot and silly! @auntieteebag.bsky.social

These vapes are amazing bruhs! Like only 3 ingredients. No filler glucose! // legit I love it

No one has experienced catching pearl for a necklace like me! Except maybe Truck Fuchs and - - - naw, I think she still mad at me, Imma not poke the tzatziki so here’s a pic of a mushroom and mamabear! #LEW7 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

@carebearstrader.bsky.social Istg if you eff this up for me at #LEW6 your paying the cost of all these Necklace Flex posters I'm work shopping. Also, @insurgentsia.bsky.social, remember I still have your book. Sippy cups get spilled sometimes...

For some reason Imma always ending up with Atara, Imma be her punishment for something! Maybe denying she’s part Irish She must’ve pissed off Zeus or something bruhs, but Imma be there to kick any ass she needs me too as her taggie bruh! #LEW6 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

// dude you ever not writing? My goodness, Tact on a roll!

Grumpy grumps don’t get badonkadonks and gluck gluck 5000s, Bruhcus

Bruh, that’s a mouthful yo! URgHh GarrGhh see? A mouthful!

You’re welcome, Bhrudka. The casserole was worth it

Atty musta pissed off somebody high up to keep gettin’ booked with me, bruhs

Iffa anyone is dying of carbohydrate poisonin’ it totes is me But I probably forgot to pay my premiums, Bhrudka, so collecting will be tough

Partnas to opponents, this bizness is fickle: bosses to us grunters to all the Carebearmaniacs power walkin’ beside me Bhrudka again in a match w/ Bruhopolis is 1 more L but Imma just happy to get a casserole after as one o’dem thinks Imma the gum on her shoe #LEW5 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

🎶 Imma dreamin’ of’a a white emo dong, attached to emo boi ten years too late Jus’ like the ones Imma use to know ba duh duh duh 🎶 To the tune of White Christmas

// I would do this with bottles of Lime Juice filled with Sprite or 7-Up 😂

//Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater 🎬

No, LAWRENCE! He’s ok, right? RIGHT?!

// fun fact: my phone auto suggests Bruchus and Bruhopolis 🤣

I raise you a Spongebob Bruchus, Bhrudka!

Bad idea from a smart boy! Imma corrupt them

Forgot bout that reach around that told me you liked it, Bruhcus

Bruchus, we both know yer pants are on fire right now (Left sum good material there for the adolescent boyz)

// this Patrick guy is gonna be so fucking confused 🤣🤣🤣

// oopsie doodle 😂