Hi my dears i have this lovely fireplace to sell xx perfect for the garden! send me your offers xx

Hello, selling yet another infamous antique of mine. My beautiful son as pictured is wearing this! I am so proud of him 🤗. Please send in your offers!

Hello dears selling my exclusive antique passed down for generations. I am very sad to let this monumental piece go but I have recently become homeless after divorcing my deadbeat husband. £35 ONO.

Good afternoon folks! I come bearing some good news, me and Nick have found my car that was stolen in june back in 1877. Unfortunately there are some parts missing. I was hoping we as a community could keep an eye out for my notorious purple car! 🤝

Can the tosser who hit my car in Waitrose car park please come forward. I have your number plate and you have been reported to the police. Hope you are proud of yourself you silly wanker! 😡😡😡

@docwyattbeyond.bsky.social Will Ninjago ever have a collaboration with Fortnite? My son is very interested in this!

hello everyone i would like to inform you all on a new tan salon that has opened up near me!! its called tanner, i hope you can all join me for some tanning fun👍😘

after unfortunate recent events it appears that my son will not be leaving my home, and is rather screaming at his monitor some very peculiar words! what does gyat mean? i believe the seed oils mcdonalds use are polluting our childrens brains. PLEASE DO NOT BUY FROM WOKEDONALDS.

it seems my brother has been released from prison. if you see a man with his bare ass cheeks out please DO NOT interact with him!! he will ask you to be a SOCIAL CRUTCH!! HE MAY ALSO ASK YOU TO BUY HIM KFC. DO NOT BUY KFC. THEY POISON THE CHICKEN WITH WOKE VACCINES TO MAKE CHILDREN WATCH NINJAGO

hey im back, this new arcane season is really wank 😂

hello followers, it is unfortunate news that my husband has been cat fishing me in the past 20 years of our marriage. im.. not sure how im going to take this. i may take an indefinite leave to this application.

WOKE WOKE AND WOKE! these are the diseases our children are being fed with. NO NINJAGO NOVEMBER MUST START.

MAKE SURE TO DESTROY THESE SPY CAMERAS, BARE FISTS SHOULD BE OK

husband still wont stop snoring...

it has COME to my attention that the gingers have caused the GREAT bubonic plague of 1456 PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING ANY GINGERS AS THEY MAY BE CORROSIVE

I have JUST come back from church and i have been told from GOD HIMSELF that ALL GINGERS ARE SPAWNS OF THE DEVIL. please report your local ginger to the CHURCH of Christ may god help us eradicate these soulless beings . AMEN !👍✝️

in bed with my husband and he wont stop snoring @spinjitzublitz.bsky.social

unfortunately children between the ages of 6 and 10 have been experiencing "brained rot" as per shown BELOW. if YOUR child has been chanting skebadi toilet or rislord PUT THE TINFOIL HAT ON. PROTECT YOURSELVES . CHRISTIAN MOMS AGAINST NINJAGO

this is my gorgeous husband @spinjitzublitz.bsky.social wearing his new foil hat that i had crafted for him earlier 😘😘 isnt he just the cutest. PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM THE WOKE RADIATION.

KEEP YOUR FOIL HATS ON!!!

my son @planetshyne.bsky.social refuses to FIND a job and start his own family! I NEED ALL CHRISTIAN MOTHERS TO HELP ME .

unfortunately i had found a PHALLIC object in my ELDEST sons room today . I am unsure how to go about this. he has been skipping church lately. please if any fellow christian mothers can help me ✝️ he is spreading himself on this object rather than spreading the love of jesus

MY GRANDSON WILL BE BORN ONE WEEK FROM NOW, MY SWEET DAUGHTER WILL BE GIVING BIRTH HIS NAME WILL BE GERTRUDE BEAUTIFUL NAME FOR A CHILD OF GOD!! ✝️

THEY have been discising “5g” towers as trees . there is something sinister going on behind the 5g scam they are emitting frequencys or wavelengths to mess with your head. More than 5 hours within 1000feet of one of these towers and I develop a headache and still have no telephone signal.

Ohhh no the aliens are back. They have been telling me that the moon is a satellite and that they live underneath us. Watch out people all the answers are in the sky! JUST LOOK UP! my 35 year long erection is still ongoing.

PLEASE BE WARNED AS SCHOOLS ARE NOW FORCING VACCINATION INTO OUR CHILDREN THAT TURN THEM INTO NINJAGO FANS! PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN HOME.

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE WOKE MOB HAVE BEEN SENDING OUT RADIOACTIVE FREQUENCIES TO SEND MESSAGES LIKE THESE TO OUR CHILDREN . WEAR YOUR FOIL HATS SHEEPLE!!

hello children of GOD i would like to bring attention to WOKEsky use @cattastrophy.bsky.social . HE IS SPREADING THE MESSAGE OF SATAN AND WILL NOT SEE THE LIGHT DURING THE RAPTURE. PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM . OUR CHILDREN ARE BEING DARKENED BY THE WOKE MOB NINJAGO FANS.

unfortunately all the liberals must hide to this app 😂 FEAR NOT as i spread the word of JESUS and GOD😜✝️

Do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God.

thought i would spread some good values across this new app!! PLEASE LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND SPREAD THE WORD OF JESUS

what is the problem with these new children 😂 PLEASE TURN TO GOD!! ✝️✝️

this is an official post to say that me and blitz are happily married all other women can FRAK off!

hey doc wyatt can you canonise my otp ship wetcat