"If I was to never score another wonder goal ever for the rest of my career, that's absolutely fine by me." www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

No one stood to gain by protecting Mary from her fatal flaw, her refusal to be anyone but herself. www.ambg.co.uk/to-earps-is-...

When 50-year-old Jamie Cureton joined Kings Park Rangers earlier this month, he hadn't realised that a goal in the Eastern Counties League Division One North would 'complete' his already-impressive haul. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The #Lionesses have only played Brazil four times but yes, I managed to eke nine questions out of it. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Why did the sumo wrestler cross the road?

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I wondered if the journalist even knew who Barbra Banda was before he woke up on Tuesday morning, with 800 words undermining her achievement as BBC Women's Footballer of the Year filed by lunchtime. Read it here > tinyurl.com/let-babs-thrive

I have written about football clubs and what they’re supposed to say in difficult moments, inspired by Luton Town speaking out against racism, lately, and giving it some f—ing welly. You can read it, and sign up for more of my stuff, by clicking here > tinyurl.com/enuff-of-enuff