Blueberry Thoughts #175 - Regular methods of teasing get old after a while. #JuicyJuly

Blueberry Thoughts #174 - Be careful, they're sensitive. That makes it fun. #JuicyJuly

heartwarming: this brat's ass still sloshes even after he's been juiced

Blueberry Thoughts #173 - We're talking growing by orders of magnitude here. #JuicyJuly

Blueberry Thoughts #172 - You'll need a sturdy truck, like lux! #juicyjuly

okay i can't explain why exactly i'm thinking about this but the less the singer likes the person that they're singing about the more specific they'll be if i can ask for you to do a favor to show this, compare "pumpkin soup" and "foundations", both written by Kate Nash, and from the same album

i don't like the phrase "the cia couldn't waterboard this out of me" because like. you will say WHATEVER you think will make them stop waterboarding you, whether or not it's actually true. that's, like, the main problem with using torture for getting info.

Blueberry Thoughts #171 - Keep in mind, this t-shirt was still small enough to let his tummy peek out. #JuicyJuly

you ever notice how many video essays on how capitalism ruins art seem to imply that you can only make perfectly generic art or lay down and die and that in the end there is no hope for anything better sounds real fuckin' stupid when I say it out loud, right?

Self-juicing Blueberry For @thenocturnalrodent.bsky.social Reposts appreciated <3

some video essays will sell you the fantasy that they can make you too savvy for your heart to be broken

Blueberry Thoughts #170 - This goes doubly if it's a nice collar. #JuicyJuly

Blueberry Thoughts #169 - "I mean, they don't have to call an ambulance or anything, right?" #JuicyJuly

Blueberry Thoughts #168 - You need at least a little homoeroticism in your life to be well rounded, I think #JuicyJuly

Blueberry Thoughts #167 - I would know, as a berrybun myself. #JuicyJuly

Erik was just trying to have a nice day at the gym but turns out his bestie spiked his drink, and now he can’t stop swelling up! I mean he kinda enjoys the feeling. Featuring @pyrothewolf.bsky.social Art done by @arizonaspicedjason.bsky.social

Blueberry Thoughts #166 - As a berry, the general rule is that if you can get a hands free version of anything, you should. #JuicyJuly

Greedy pups gotta get rid of that pent-up feeling somehow~

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Blueberry Thoughts #165 - Don't go for something too expensive. You'll be too big for them eventually, after all. #JuicyJuly

oh wow that sure is wonka

oh no now the dad's even hotter

How do you get a shy beefy deer dork to oil up on stage? Smooth talk, that's how~

You had me at "AMPLE hips"

Me: hehe shy beefboi Also me: The concept of "red makes bulls angy" existing in a universe of anthro animals has such fascinating implications... Me: Yes But Shut Up It's Himbo Time

Probably should have invested in a leash for that collar.

Rabbits like riding dick in the bedroom because it's closest to hopping~

It's called *fashion~*

Something, something "licking."

Greedy pups gotta get rid of that pent-up feeling somehow~

yes i have had the flume remix of tennis court by lorde on repeat making this how did u know

The logistical problems of having a massive blimp in a restaurant or theater make warehouses the most convenient option for blimps to meet dates/potential handlers.

so okay for all the deserved grief ai gets i was trying to find an album cover so i made a bad doodle of it and google FOUND IT left is my drawing, right is the real cover (DOPAMINE HELLDREAMS. by NEUPINK)

"it is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism" is so frustrating to me because. the "end of the world" people tend to imagine is a bad time but Worse like no shit "new practical economic system" is harder to imagine than "bad thing, but BIGGER"

no one would care if you played American Idiot, Mr. Roboto, Pinball Wizard, Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2, and Teenagers in a row but if you read chapter 1 of two different books, chapter 13 of a third book, chapter 5 of a fourth, and chapter 11 of a fifth, you're either a lunatic or an academic

Morro's blowing up into a blueberry and it looks like he's still not done growing... And to top it all off he's got an audience just watching him. Geez, that's gotta be a little embarrassing... [ #blueberryinflation ]

widsdsom: when you are in a rain storm it is good because you can paint the rain storm

idk if this is a "hot take" or not but i all-caps HATE Amusing Ourselves To Death by Neil Postman

Knock him up 'til ya knock him out.

"If they're willing to eat eight alarm chili just to suckle on my pecs, at that point, they've earned it."

That's about 8 fl oz for ten cents, assuming you can keep up.

don't try this at home unless you're hot enough to get away with it

You can't tell me this whole thing wasn't planned.

All clothes are just too warm right now.

He was rail thin when he started...

Cancel any plans involving using your limbs tomorrow, just to be safe.

his blue collar doesn't always refer to shirts i can tell ya that much

Toons are just built different.

"Most of 'em just want me to play somethin' like Coldplay anyway." "Of course I can play Coldplay, I've learned every single they've ever put out."

Gotta have a support group.