Just found out me and my girlfriend's anniversary is on the same day as One Piece's anime debut

I really wanna try playing deadlock 😔

My girl balls hurt

He's in my dreams now

Man I Love Fgigi

Yes. I've had a threesome before. Magic is more fun that way?

The authorities are stringing me to multiple horses to pull me apart tomorrow

When I go to the grocery store and see a can of "chick peas," my girl dick gets so hard I pass out

What a cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel world we live in. There's not enough Gigi Murin art in this world to satiate my greed for it.

Do you like more jelly of more peanut butter in sandwich

Can't sleep. Wanna play fortnite... But I'd have to get up. Oh well, cookie run kingdom

I watched the 1968 Planet of the Apes last night cause Im a huge fan of the newer ones. That movie holds up genuinely well. It might actually be my favorite of the bunch other than Rise. Sure the costumes are a bit dated, but they look so much better than the mass cgi movies like marvel makes. 8/10

People born with a penar I have a question. When you pizzle yo shizzle, are you supposed to wipe your tip?

I love metroidvanias. Playing Hollow Knight for the first time and I always forget how much I love this genre. Kinda makes me want to replay the metroid games.

My arms feel spoogly

I need to communicate more. I want my owner to be more... owner-ey

My contribution to the artboard for this month at my job

cw: soft bunny hard kinks my boyfwend asked for this what did he mean by that hmmmm

Teto :-)

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Encanto Soundtrack kinda suck booty

You can take my ears. You can take my tail. You can take my treats and you can take my toys. But you can never take away my FFFFFAT ass. - Woof 🐾

PAUSE DA FUCKIN JACKBOXTV GAME, DIS GUY'S RETWEETING TORIEL HENTAI DURING JOBJOB

I wanna beat someone with one of those empty 5 gallon jugs of water. I'm sure they'll be fine, but even if they aren't they get to hear the funny "dwung" noise

Here in my hand I have a condensed cube of evil matter. You have two choices, let it envelop your soul and harden your heart, changing your very being from which you can never return. Or if you want you can double it and Doom the next person :)

Rrrrr woof woof woof bark rrr woof

Shoutout to optional bosses that are 10x harder than the final boss. I love fighting monstrosities that defy the logic of the world they reside in

I ate a caterpillar yesterday :3

IM BACK BITCHESSSS. Fuck my states new law, VPN ftw

Why do pokemon fans hate pokemon?

@4headnotforehead.bsky.social take a god damn muscle relaxer so I can see you tweak off your mind, im bored.

vgen comm

ON GOD

don't you forget about me ♪♫

Mira #kpopdemonhunters

For these wings have already touched the sky #umamusume

The Penrose Awakens

Kirby Air Riders Nintendo Direct announced for tomorrow, August 19th at 6 AM PT. Approximately 45 minutes long

Oh yeah, so the rest of what I was trying to say: The only other times my mental health diminishes is when someone I look up to or share similar qualities with feels bad or has low self esteem about those similarities specifically. Kinda like, "Well if they're this cool and feel bad about ... -cont

You ever become conscious from a nap and wake up because of how atrocious your posture is?

I've noticed that my mental health has gotten exceedingly better. Really the only time I ever have spikes of doubt is in public and around family... I shall continue this in the morning if I remember, muscle relaxor work, typing really hard

Especially when you put it all on a handheld device like a ds or one of those years styled emulation devices

I love emulation

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poketaki SWEEP!!!!!!!! #umamusume