Sorry for all the mtg posts, I'm REALLY excited for Secrets of Strixhaven

I always feel like a fat fucking chud whenever I get excited about magic

I've noticed that what really made me start taking care of myself is getting into MTG. Not transitioning, but the fear of being the stereotypical gross, neckbeard magic player got me to start taking more care of my hygiene and shaving regularly lmao

Are you Trans because you play Magic the Gathering? Or do you play Magic the Gathering because you're Trans?

I dont want Mexican food

I want Mexican food

Yeah, I have rabies Rabies rAbies raBies rabIes rabiEs rabieS

Tried drawing myself- I mean T.M. Opera O. A while back

Pissed cause I had a dream last night Wal-Mart was selling a DSi for $100 and I woke up right as I went to buy it. And of course... there was no DSi when I awake

I hang him there in case the world's gravity ever changes. I'm the first to know

Guys I think senshi ordered a pokemon card from my store

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

Oh hey, Bluesky isn't banned here anymore!

Just found out me and my girlfriend's anniversary is on the same day as One Piece's anime debut

I really wanna try playing deadlock 😔

My girl balls hurt

He's in my dreams now

Man I Love Fgigi

Yes. I've had a threesome before. Magic is more fun that way?

The authorities are stringing me to multiple horses to pull me apart tomorrow

When I go to the grocery store and see a can of "chick peas," my girl dick gets so hard I pass out

What a cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel world we live in. There's not enough Gigi Murin art in this world to satiate my greed for it.

Do you like more jelly of more peanut butter in sandwich

Can't sleep. Wanna play fortnite... But I'd have to get up. Oh well, cookie run kingdom

I watched the 1968 Planet of the Apes last night cause Im a huge fan of the newer ones. That movie holds up genuinely well. It might actually be my favorite of the bunch other than Rise. Sure the costumes are a bit dated, but they look so much better than the mass cgi movies like marvel makes. 8/10

People born with a penar I have a question. When you pizzle yo shizzle, are you supposed to wipe your tip?

I love metroidvanias. Playing Hollow Knight for the first time and I always forget how much I love this genre. Kinda makes me want to replay the metroid games.

My arms feel spoogly

I need to communicate more. I want my owner to be more... owner-ey

My contribution to the artboard for this month at my job

cw: soft bunny hard kinks my boyfwend asked for this what did he mean by that hmmmm

Teto :-)

6

Encanto Soundtrack kinda suck booty

You can take my ears. You can take my tail. You can take my treats and you can take my toys. But you can never take away my FFFFFAT ass. - Woof 🐾

PAUSE DA FUCKIN JACKBOXTV GAME, DIS GUY'S RETWEETING TORIEL HENTAI DURING JOBJOB

I wanna beat someone with one of those empty 5 gallon jugs of water. I'm sure they'll be fine, but even if they aren't they get to hear the funny "dwung" noise

Here in my hand I have a condensed cube of evil matter. You have two choices, let it envelop your soul and harden your heart, changing your very being from which you can never return. Or if you want you can double it and Doom the next person :)

Rrrrr woof woof woof bark rrr woof

Shoutout to optional bosses that are 10x harder than the final boss. I love fighting monstrosities that defy the logic of the world they reside in

I ate a caterpillar yesterday :3

IM BACK BITCHESSSS. Fuck my states new law, VPN ftw

Why do pokemon fans hate pokemon?

@4headnotforehead.bsky.social take a god damn muscle relaxer so I can see you tweak off your mind, im bored.

vgen comm

ON GOD