crippling panic attack out of nowhere really knocks the shit out of you. im exhausted

hey, so, i think you’re really pretty and i just gotta know….do you use your turn signals?

probably a good thing this app was unavailable earlier 😅

do i not give off person that knows too many random facts about all genres of music?

remember in quantum leap how Sam was super confused the first few minutes he was in a new body? that’s how I’ve felt all day.

they’re really testing me today. like, they have to be making a conscious effort to drive me insane. there’s no other reason.

every couple months, without fail, I’ll get a message from someone I haven’t spoken to in literally years that goes something like “hey, hope you’re doing great! do you still work at…” and that’s when i stop reading and ignore the hell out of the message.

the way I wish my brain recorded things for playback, not because I’m shocked at what I just heard, because it might be admissible in court

some girls flirt by making eyes at you. and some girls flirt by liking every single one of your social posts one after another.

you know how i get “scoops” and “tips”? i don’t share the scoops and tips until they happen.

see, the thing about sitting on old videos is there might be someone in it or a voice heard that you don’t want associated with your content anymore so that whole piece of media is useless

sure, armchair all you want. but to even entertain the thought that uni would consider closing the wicked experience in favor of a tribute store just because of vocal fans on social is just not realistic.

it probably couldn’t be too hard to take a baby bunny off property... would that be considered thievery?

there’s a whole generation of theme park fans that think they’re supposed to get excited for permits and leaks, and I’m gonna old man here, that way sucks. was way better when we didn’t know so much.

my favorite thing is when people underestimate me

spitting is gross

NEW frozen drink location! I swear I didn’t have any! Time travel?? Happy Tuesday! youtube.com/shorts/oVhzK...

I am so tired of getting selected for extra security screening whenever I go to Disney. I can hold everything in my bag out from my body and they will still pick me. I hate them. They know who.

Last 2026 Mardi Gras Parade, Just The Cast Bows - Universal Orlando Resort youtu.be/wsod6Zd3BuY

hot take: if your local supermarket has a self-checkout, they should be open today

youtube throttled my daily video again yesterday, youtube.com/shorts/e9i7S...

OUGHH!! my damn tongue.

yes, the meme has been very popular among the (relatively small) bubble of theme park fans. but to think the show has suddenly “gone viral” when we are in the middle of the busiest season of the year is gonna be an unfortunate wake up call for some when we’re back to tumbleweeds next week.

not a cat guy, but i miss crooked lane youtu.be/8mCv2QM2AZo

when i hear the word podcast, it’s like getting punched on the side of the head but from the inside.

if peter parker and ad rock from the beastie boys ran at each other at top speed and smashed together, i would appear.

when people don’t follow you but take every opportunity to try and prove you wrong or “well actually” you, don’t block them. just ignore them. will drive them bananas.

they say they read everything. so if you say things, even in jest, like you’d be willing to pay for something that should be free, THERE’S A CHANCE THEY WILL LISTEN AND CHARGE US FOR THINGS THAT SHOULD BE FREE. your clout mining is going to make us all broke.

all social media platforms are throttling my short form hhn ticket video’s distribution and why?????? whyyyyyyy /nancykerrigan

my fake relationship with Sabrina Carpenter has moved into the 5th spot on my list of longest relationships

Happy Tuesday from the Universal Orlando Resort? Right?! She-Ra in the house! youtube.com/shorts/mXzkS...

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UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ORLANDO IS NOT A THING. IT IS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA THAT IS A THEME PARK WITHIN THE UNIVERSAL ORLANDO RESORT. STOP MAKING NAMES UP.

happy reveal szn! #hhn35

was it a cool move to ride on the same float as a upper tier uni creative that is known for working on hhn and not say anything or should I have taken advantage of the situation and have introduced myself?

really hard not to take this stuff personal.

ok, think the crash-out is over.

don’t know why I even bothered to check the mail again when I got home 🥸

dont mind me, just feel like such a schmuck on days like today.

I need to make something so abundantly clear, I do not sought after the “perks” of being recognized as media. I don’t care about filming in the houses. The party. I just want to be recognized for a job well done. for making cool stuff. for being one of the best at it. that’s all.

damn it, mikey.

I’ll just be over here with my blank in my blank completely dumbfounded at who got blank and I blank blank blank

can someone pleeeeease offer this woman another job so she can leave this position already

“bro”

i think the bird app just crashed

why does it look like the men that are working on the moving sidewalks at universal had been doing that job for the last 1,000 years and are gatekeeping the actual way to fix the damn things keeping themselves employed for centuries??

literally got high off the new spider-man trailer

maybe i’d like all your posts too if you ever posted anything.

apparently it’s super hard to just grab a goddamn cupcake and keep the line moving.

fans of the newest generation of dad shoes rejoice! vans coming to Disney Springs! let’s hope they offer a CM discount 😅