Speaking of #DoctorWho, I'm going to commence a re-watch of everything that's come after 'Flux'. Most of it from there on I was boozing heavily, so don't remember a lot of it. And I've still not seen Ncuti's second series! So that'll be fun.

Post your all-time favorite TV villain

Just read a comment that 'The Fast Show' could never be made these days "because of the snowflakes". I'm struggling to think of anything in the show that'd offend 'woke' sensibilities. Besides, you couldn't get any more woke than Dave Angel. #TheFastShow

Had utterly bizarre dreams about Claudia Winkleman that verged on the erotic. Strange what one's subconscious throws up...

Guess who won their first game of #Warhammer during today's tournament? Ooh yeah! Wiped an Ogor horde clean off the table! I'm pretty chuffed.

I have severe sleep apnea. Today I became the owner of a flashy brand-new CPAP machine. How much did it cost me? Not one penny, sir. Medicare. I shudder to think how much this would cost in... other places.

I've always thought that Sylvester McCoy would have made the perfect Willy Wonka. If you're going by the book.

It's Noel Fielding's birthday. Many happy returns to TV's most bizarre little goblin-man.

All day I've been worried about my mental health. I kept thinking I could hear music. The same simple chords over and over again. Plong, plong, pling.. Turns out the family two doors up have bought a piano.

I've got my first ever #Warhammer tournament coming up this weekend. It's a team event, too. I'm really hoping I don't let the side down too badly!

Sometimes you just need to say it...

Fiends are friends, not... .... *soporific musk kicks in*

Share an 80s TV show you love. 📺

I'm rather glad that only the first series of 'Good Omens' got a DVD release. Canonically, it ended there.

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The colours on my Keeper's elegant greatblade were not chosen lightly... #Pridehammer

I'm not burnt out. I'm resting on my laurels.

Are you a comedian who relies on bandying around homophobic/racist/transphobic slurs for laughs? Never mind, you probably weren't that talented to begin with.

Drop a film with a single word title 🖤

It boils my piss when people are disparaging about #DoctorWho because of the alleged wobbly sets and unconvincing aliens. Look at 'Fawlty Towers'... shaky walls all over the place, and that stupid mechanical rat. But it's universally regarded as perfection. Pfft.

A considerable amount of restraint shown on #Taskmaster... I was fully expecting the fact that Amy had a cock in her mouth to get a mention.

Drop some GAMES 🕹️🃏🖤🎮♟️

One of the best things about quitting drinking is that I've always got a mental justification for being nice to myself. "235 days off the slops... "

Wow! Wasn't expecting this (don't say it). The German shows are a bit shit, but the Montreux special... nice!

Was just privy to a fantastic evening of Izzardisms... from dinosaur poetry to jam in a bag! Best stand-up ever. Hill, die, etc.

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Tomorrow night I'm seeing the living legend that is Suzy (or Eddie) Izzard LIVE. Front row, no less! It's actually over twenty-four years since I first saw her on stage. First stand-up comic I ever saw. And never beaten. I'm a bit excited... #EddieIzzard

Don't touch his special trowel.

One of the things no-one told me about playing Warhammer is that one picks up a strange fetish about dice. I've just bought more of them. They were just too gorgeous!

DVD commentaries > podcasts.

"This day a year ago I was in the dungeon room, gazing longingly at the Dan Murphy's in the distance." #QuotesFromMyDiary

Still haven't won a game of #Warhammer. Last night my Slaaneshi horde was massacred by a bunch of soot-encrusted little runts with big guns. Did have my Painbringers with Rend 3 at one point, which was fun!

I occasionally need to remind myself that I'm allowed to be a little bit proud of the fact that I've managed to exorcise the demon drink from my life.

Drop some BOOTS 👢🖤🎿

There's nothing like studying philosophy to make you realise that you're really as thick as pigshit. Beat that, AI.

My favourite individual episode of #BlackAdder is probably 'Potato'. I loved it even before I knew who Tom Baker was!

Top 15 TV Shows, gut reaction only. The League of Gentlemen Monty Python's Flying Circus QI Black Books The Mighty Boosh Bottom The Fast Show Doctor Who This Is Jinsy Black Adder Taskmaster Jonathan Creek Green Wing One Foot In The Grave Inside No. 9

Right. Time to set fire to a virgin policeman, methinks.

Drop some CAPES

All these 'Good Omens' cash-ins make me feel slightly queasy... I can remember when the ONLY Pratchett-related merchandise you could get was a cluster of ceramic figurines. I've got a vague feeling that Sir Terry liked it better that way. #TerryPratchett

I get a great deal of visceral pleasure from painting up old metal models that I couldn't afford to buy with my pocket money thirty years ago... #Warhammer

There really should be a new telly adaptation of 'Gormenghast'. Something with the scale and complexity of a 'Game of Thrones', but with the absurdity of 'This Is Jinsy'.

5 topics I could give an hour long talk on 1. Monty Python's Flying Circus 2. Doctor Who in the 1980s 3. Eddie Izzard's stand-up career 4. Terry Pratchett's Discworld books 5. Phantom Manor (Disneyland Paris)

I was on a bus earlier, and, apropos of nothing, I started thinking about that time Sean Lock ate all those whelks. Giggling like a fool on public transport. I didn't care. It was a moment of genuine happiness.

I can imagine that he'd scowl into his beard before writing something that acutely reflected the human condition... but was also gloriously funny. Happy birthday, Sir TP.

Without downloading anything new where are you mentally.

"Dorothy?" said Alice, "I am starting to think that maybe we shouldn't keep eating all those little mushrooms. They may be related to all our queer adventures." "Fine." Dorothy exlaimed and sighed heavily, "But we can still do lines of gack off each others tits, right? "Fuck oath" Alice said.

I may never pronounce "sherry" without a Welsh inflection again... #Taskmaster

David Tennant is a wonderful human being, but his operatic tenor must not be up to much (judging by the judicious scene-change in 'The Sword of the Chevalier'). #DoctorWho

This is wonderful. Proud to say that I chipped in to support it! One day I'll visit it in person. www.bbc.com/news/article...