having bangs really is just a cheat code for your mental health

cracking open an ice cold Norris with the boys

thunder storm! thunder! storm yes! yes! 🌩️🌩️

sometimes you open the skyline and it is just back to back selfies from beautiful trans women and all is right in the world

oy oy lads hear they arrested the king or summit for being a nonce

new hair who dis?

what if you used the force to poke the other guy's prostate mid lightsaber battle?

love when I get to drift off listening to the rain

down 5kg since the start of the year so doing the first of my planned mental check ins diet feels sustainable energy levels good starting to see visible results but still a lot of tummy/visceral fat seem to be tracking around 100g lost a day so next pitstop (at 90kg) should be around Easter 💪😊

dropped my phone and cracked the screen even more 😓

I'm afraid to announce I am back on my bullshit 😔

manages to get my hair tangled in my bra strap and entrap myself in a predicament 😭 may be time for a haircut

I have the most wonderful girlfriend in the world! 🥰🥰

today marks one year on HRT (starting on valentine's day definitely makes it easier to remember) if I can do it so can you!

can you get bottom surgery to add another one?

last day of work before I am on holiday until March!

'everyone must have their cameras on for internal meetings going forward' yeah I don't think I will and you will have all forgotten about this anyway by the time I am back from leave in two weeks just like the last 6 times you tried this

check this out! who knew I had it in me to be so domestic

took my bra off because my back hurt and now just my shirt brushing my nipples is making me go insane. I think the girls are growing again

you've met me at a very watching Stephen King adaptations time in my life

somethings definitely shifted in me this year. I now get so excited about the thought of cooking and trying new meals that even peeling a stack of potatoes is not putting me off

one of these days I am going to click one of these extremely obvious phishing emails the InfoSec team keeps testing us with just to see what happens

fuck you copilot I don't need a summary of someone replying 'thanks' I just want my inbox to load unlimited butlerian jihad now! 😡

don't really follow US sports but excited to hear they are running this one back. I reckon Priest is going over this time

slept of nearly eleven hours last night and still feel sleepy. what is going on??

had one of those dreams where you are just at work and woke up with my nails absolutely embedded into my palms. ouch!

very funny to see the rest of the world finding out about Run It Straight surprise! we have been years ahead of your in self-inflicted CTE technology

saw a bouquet of flowers clearly tossed out a of a car in the middle of road. I don't think she has forgiven you bro

can't find clips of it that aren't from the hellsite but Pro Wrestling EVE doing a rumble where everyone dressed up as famous male wrestlers including an invisible Cena has made my day. I love pro wrestling

having a great time with Cairn but boy does it give me the palm sweets just like real climbing

tbf although I am plateauing hard it is in combination with steady weight loss. power to weight ratio gains just feel so much less satisfying than raw power

"just schedule leg day twice as often as everything else, then you'll have nice legs even faster. like how hard could it be?" (me, an idiot)

Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned (And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)

boss referred to someone being a go-getter as being a chaser and I had to mute myself while losing my shit

up to four pull-ups let's fucking go!!!

working yet another public holiday. at least the pay is good

I will have a big ass even if I have to kick my own ass to do it!

turned out great but even using the half recipe has left me with like a weeks worth of chilli

do they make a vape where the clouds are black instead of white? never touching that shit but I do think that would be very funny

decided to do a slow cooker chilli con carne as it is a cold day and am currently sitting through the phase where the whole house smells of onion and makes my eyes sting 😭

thought a bird had hit my window but it was just this big bastard landing

last laser session done. gonna give it a couple of months to see how things settle and then maybe do electro for the leftover white hairs

Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in

trying not to overcook the eyeshadow for once

stuck to my goals and did some combination of weights and/or cardio every day this month and have lost 3kg. everyone say good job Caroline

had too much caffeine earlier and now the upstairs neighbour is crashing around. guess I'm going to be tired tomorrow

it's an odd feeling looking at old photos and no longer recognising yourself in them

love the little r2d2 beeps my dishwasher makes every time I open it. like it is saying 'yum feed me dishes'