Fuck Jesse Marsch and fuck Matty Cash

Rob Stone wants to fuck the World Cup trophy

You’re doing yourself a disservice if you aren’t watching games on Telemundo. $20 says John Strong and Stu Holden ruined that game on Fox.

Goal of the tournament

CABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Someone in the boot needs to tell Lori Lindsey how to pronounce Mahrez.

Shut up Carli Lloyd

Fuck Ronaldo and fuck Matty Cash

Holy shit!!!!!!

PORRO!!!!!!!!!!

Ian Darke “Spain is going under the radar, no one is talking about them.” It’s Spain, they’re never under the radar. Someone come get your grandpa and put him back in his nursing home.

Kevin Danso is one of the easiest names to pronounce at the World Cup. Landon Donovan’s pronunciation “Datso”

Yesterday was amazing. Couldn’t have asked for a better game to go.

Mexico hasn’t conceded a goal so far during the World Cup.

What a shot by Nusa!!

Ornstein bomba’s hit 100x better than Recycle Romano. Now that Fernandes is done, get Tonali in before pre season training starts.

That’s what you get for a stutter step

So much blood in this match!

THERES NO MORE GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE SKY!!!

“15 down, 15 to go” shut the fuck up Rob Stone

News stations in Seattle “the World Cup is going great” Komo “drones, drones, drones and more drones. We’re investigating every drone that’s been near the stadium”

How did Brazil not score?!?!!

Iran Darke to Neymar

Another game and another Landon Donovan comment where he’s completely wrong.

Anyone know where the Belgium supporters group is meeting up at in Seattle?

That’s one of the best free kicks you’ll ever see.

Someone nuke Alexi Lalas

LO CELSO!!!!

Sanchez was robbed, he was on.

The verbal diarrhea of Stuart Holden and John Strong on the Fox World Cup feed is unlistenable. Telemundo is a much better alternative. Another benefit is learning some Spanish at the same time. #worldcup #foxsport

Classics Saka, diving when someone breathes on him

Landon Donovan has never watched Harry Kane play. “He’s not a good deep play maker, he should never be passing a ball 50 yards”

Sounders fans “people need to take the mls seriously” Also sounders fans “a tie should go to the attacker when it’s a close offside call. It makes the game more engaging”

The last two minutes of Iran/Egypt has been insane

IRAN just got robbed

Rob Stone “we’ve had alot of upsets today” There hasn’t been a single upset.

Fox Sports “we have two more games tonight but we’re going to talk about the US instead”

Imagine going from Forlan, Cavani and Suarez to Darwin Nunez. I don’t think I’ve seen him do anything positive this tournament.

Spain/Uruguay has been a horrible watch.

Landon Donovan is a dumbass

Alexi Lalas taking shots at Norway for no reason. That’s not going to make Zlatan like you.

Going to be hard to count of these US bench players to come on as a sub and make an impact in the next game. They were all over the place. Thankfully Matt Turner won’t be in goal.

OH NO

Guler, holy shit that was a great move.

That’s a horrible miss by Aaronson.

Big shout out to Peacock for having the Telemundo coverage. Love not having to listen to John Strong and Stu Holden ruin a game.

Over or under 20 cut away to “celebrities”?

Turkey are fucking terrible.