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I made my favorite chicken piccata for dinner!

Just a little reminder for FCF: I don’t just suck dick and get fucked, I love the taste and feel of an asshole embracing my tongue!

Lying in bed in the dark and wishing I could suck the hubby’s dick… but I guess I’ll just beat my meat by myself…

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

The face // the cheeks

They all deserve to lose their re-election.

Woke up this morning w/o a headache or hangover of any kind after last night’s celebration. I should definitely do this “bottle o’ wine and a bowl of weed” thing again soon! 🤭

It’s our anniversary! 33 years ago I moved to Las Vegas to live with him. And 12 years ago, on our 21st anniversary, we drove out of state to get married in a state that had ratified it because we couldn’t yet in NC. So you really can find love in a bathhouse… we did! (I was working security, pigs!)

Reskeet the fuck out of my FAT COCK!! 😳🥴 onlyfans.com/gayviecrocket

After the first breeding he didn’t want to stop… so he put in a second load. I didn’t want it to end either!

The only thing better than DM’ing someone and telling them how much they turn you on and what you’d like to do with them is having them DM back affirming that they would be down too 🤤👅🐷 And what’s better than failing NNN with your bloomfies? 💦

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek

Please do. Prevy the better

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future

Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account

If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️

“Went out with my husband and his friends Hal and Cori for sushi… had a great evening eating good food with good people!”

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand. Chitlins (pork chitterlings) The Butterfly Effect God Bless The USA

Post you from a different era

Now, if only Anonymous would release his Grindr profile and IP address and prove that it’s not just a flight of fancy… after all, it WAS the RNC that broke Grindr!

I thought we said “it couldn’t happen here”. In 1987, when we were in the midst of a pandemic, this was a response to that horrific time. Now, it’s almost prescient how it relates to our current political climate. youtu.be/cCc6SL4ATr4?...

Tummy Tuesgay.

Skircle time?

Well, this oughtta piss off some antivaxxers 🤣

Next time that a supposed “rapture” happens on my birthday, it’s going to be in my ass… and you’re all invited! Bring your friends! We’ll all leave our physical bodies as you fill mine up! That sounds more believable than some supposed savior of people baptized in his name anyway, don’t you think?

Lathered, rinsed, and ready for cuddles and *whatever*…

Once more ‘round the sun Where have 61 years gone? Gods, I need some dick! Happy birthday to me and everyone else born today!

I love being queer!

So my new favorite thing to say to MAGAts is “Are you TRYING to get shot in the neck?!? ‘Cuz THAT’S how y’all get shot in the neck!” 🤣

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

Do I know anyone in Birmingham, Alabama? I’m overnighting there tomorrow night on my way to the Gulf Coast, and could use some recommendations.

When the t-shirt is so good that you want a tank too… thanks, @bearsofhawthorne.bsky.social !

repost if chest hair makes you stare

Wait, is it really Beard Day? I had no idea!

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy. How ‘bout my last 2? Because that ABSOLUTELY is me!

calendar.boomte.ch/single/pJ7bH... Cum and play!

Fashionably attired to have my peepee opened up to deliver the rest of the stone 😂

Is anyone else experiencing trouble watching video posts right now, or is it just me? I can see timer, but instead of a white “play button”, it’s grey and has a grey line through it.

Well, of course I do… among others