How I arrived on BlueSky

Tummy Tuesgay, with bonus shot of new underwear 😉😁

Ijs…

I heard his neck rash looks like gummatous syphilis. Ijs…

Actors who instantly turn you off a movie 1. Jared Leto 2. Will Ferrell 3. Adam Sandler. I saw “Little Nicky” for the bulldog, who frankly, should have had more screen time than Sandler! 4. Sylvester Stallone. 5. Sydney Stupidjugs Sweeney. Fuckin’ Trumper.

He’s talking about the Ayatollah being a horrible person but he isn’t admitting that he raped and helped traffic young girls.

So, UK friends: Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been uninvited from Ascot. How do we think they will monetize this? Can they get a £ from the Sun and the Mirror if they squeeze hard? 😂

GURRRLS. Not the stripper pole for those of us who are infirm but still want to show our inner slut off! a.co/d/0iJWbUS9

Repost if you’d take dad’s load next time. 💦💦💦

Repost if you wanna 💦 with dad.

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸 THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Post something from the ‘80s youtu.be/0TgX7k5bId0?...

Tummy Tuesday, you say?

The horse fanciers among you might enjoy this: my beard color is a sort of roan, because although it’s turned mostly white, it still has lots of the original red scattered throughout. The overall look is less like salt & pepper… and more like cinnamon and sugar. 😉

Face reveal. Wrong answers only 😂

manifesting

Advertise your accent with a gif…

There is NOTHING to compare with making a new friend (you know who you are!)

Today Imogene’s mom went to the Rainbow Bridge. We don’t really know much about her life before she was surrendered to rescue, but we’ve assumed that she was just a backyard breeder’s prize dam until she got pregnant by accident and they couldn’t sell the pups. RIP, Mama Bindi.

I can’t believe that I almost forgot what today is…

Show me your Uber driver.

I would love to visit this place sometime!

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. Okay, I’m putting 2 because Cyndi Lauper’s first album was THE ALBUM and if you don’t agree fuck you. And for what drama Paul Jabara was behind(Ocho Rios, y’all!) this was the first time I heard It’s Raining Men! (& WHITNEY b4 fame!)

Happy Valentines Day and whether you’re single or not, you deserve to be loved. And buttsex… everyone deserves buttsex, except for the “sides”. They deserve blowjobs.

One of my favorite breakfasts is steak and eggs… but not just any eggs. I like them fried crisp in bacon grease, but with the yolks still runny. Two country fried eye of round steaks and two eggs… 😋

Not sure what’s off this morning, but it’s something. Oh, well, I don’t have to burden myself with it when I have all this ass, right? 🤣😂🤣

Yourself but as a cartoon 🤷🏼‍♂️

I love sucking dick and making guys cum.

Well, duh… I don’t know how many times I have to say it, spitting is like working for your paycheck and then tearing it up. You finished the job, now enjoy the benefits!

THROWBACK THURSDAY #tbt See, I have been getting naked for cameras for more than half of my life. And for the majority of that, I wasn’t a skinny twink or a gym bunny. Because no matter what you look like NOW, in 30 years you’ll look at those pics and say “I wish I still looked like that!”

Let's see...

Repost if I can cum HARD in you.

For my birthday, I’d like you to participate in this boycott. Don’t shop on Feb 28.

Just in case it isn't clear 🖕 🧊

More Trash Disco youtu.be/TInrBuCcuFY?...

To quote Gomer Pyle: "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!"

I don’t mean to hide my head in the sand, really, but I need a distraction from Trump that isn’t some performative GOP shit. So I’m going to post some of what was called “Trash Disco” at Café Lafitte in Exile years ago. Starting with some Divine! youtu.be/pd2Gzkkwe9Q?...

For those who wonder, rest your weary heads. Yes, I have been a slut basically all of my life. If I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I’d had stuck in me, I’d look like a porcupine. A big, fat, roly-poly porcufuckingpine. Now, double your dose if your nerves can’t handle it! 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣

Okay. So I know it’s Sunday, BUT, it’s also a full moon tonight. So here’s my contribution. Thank you if you like it, and fuck me if you don’t. Please!

Repost if you'd let me paint your insides.

The sun isn’t shining yet, but I’m awake because the brine truck came through my street and dumped a load onto the fresh snowfall. I got out of bed to take this photo.

I have Black and Latino family. And for all the White supremacists out there: what about YOU is so much better that White women should choose you instead? You have zero empathy, you have zero compassion, and your “pedigree” is pale people who don’t understand birth control. Don’t get it twisted!