Just rolled into MS… I sure hope I don’t get prayed over by any cultists who believe in resurrection. 👀

🤣😂🤣 hehe ...

Hey guys, I don’t know who might want to get in on this, but if you use my referral code (email.noreply.snwbl.io/c/eJw0yb1uxC...) I would appreciate it… gotta pay for my 💚💨 somehow 😆

petition to turn the UFC stadium at the White House into a spacious town square with guillotines where the imminent executions of the current administration and their henchmen will take place

Quote reply with who you heard won’t be appearing at the Great American State Fair.

Tummy Tuesgay, y’all!

@thebloodyriot.bsky.social *boop* Get the Chunky Guys app and boop me back!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! For those of you who weren’t aware of the significance of the pink triangle, Nazis made gay men wear the pink triangle to identify themselves as “sexual deviants”. So when you say “Be Gay, Do Crimes”, this is what it means… be proud and don’t let them forget who you are! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I’ve been up since 5:00 and let Jebus into my heart. No, not really; I baked a can of cinnamon rolls and brewed a pot of coffee and got stoned. Happy weekend!

W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

My morning mocha is hitting differently today… oh, yeah, I was up at 3:30AM… now, where’s my worm, dammit?!? #earlybirdmyass

Well, DUH… just ask my knees!

Guys, I first met the man behind this artwork 30ish years ago, and believe it or not, I was an inspiration for him, and he made me feel special in doing so. If you don’t already own any of his work, here’s a chance to get some great erotica for less than a fast food dinner! And if you do, buy more!

@bullerockbill.bsky.social *boop* Get the Chunky Guys app and boop me back!

Before I knew what a virgin really was, I wasn’t one. I don’t really know what to think about it at this point in my life, almost 54 years later, but I recognize that it molded me into someone whose perception of self worth revolved around being able to get others off. This shirt makes me feel seen!

Letting it all hang out today. Great way to spend a lazy Sunday? Quote you hanging out pic in the comments. #hairy #uncut #daddybear #balls

Happy Hump Day just hanging edition. Let's all have a great day and reply with your cock hanging out. #humpday #daddybear #uncut #hairy #belly #chest #nipples

I think my dick is wearing makeup so I’m gonna rub a little Albolene on it… 🐷

@volatilefag.bsky.social *boop* Get the Chunky Guys app and boop me back!

Come sit on my face! I need a hairy hole!! RT if you would let me tongue fuck your hole(s).

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” yeah, well I asked the Tarot and it said that I was a ho.

Then and now: a 32 year span. This is why I say take lots of photos when you’re young… nude, fetish, clothed, whatever. Because you don’t realize in the moment just how fucking beautiful you are! And yes, I know that some of you are even more beautiful aged… but it’s still nice to compare memories!

QTP with your furry friend

The gay / the entertainer Born on September 23

No, those aren’t chunks of the soured milk I found in my refrigerator this morning… it’s Bailey’s that I have had in my liquor cabinet for 2 years. That’s right: today I chose chaos. This is all the warning you’ll get! 😈🐖👊🏼

She hath risen

A little reminder: despite the “jumping ship” of many Republicans due to Trump’s antics, THE EPSTEIN FILES STILL HAVE NOT BEEN RELEASED IN THEIR ENTIRETY. TRUMP FUCKS KIDS. HE’S RAPED WOMEN. Saying that they don’t stand with him doesn’t mean shit if they don’t impeach him! And they won’t!

So… Palm Sunday. What do I use my fingers for if I’m bating with only my palms? 🤭

Me, blocking someone

@friendlytoys.ca is just about to draw the winner of a Snuckle! *squeeeee!*

A rarity being prepared for a little gooning later… one of my last bottles of Double Rainbow by Double Scorpio!

It's Snuckle release day! We'll have the raffle at 930am pacific right before the release at 10am! Good luck everyone!

Snuckle 24–28–32–36–40 drops Friday, 10AM PT. We’re raffling 2 Snuckles here + 2 on X. To enter: repost, like, follow & comment. Winners drawn right before launch. friendlytoys.ca

America would not be isolated and at war with Iran right now if folks had listened to the warnings and elected Kamala Harris as president. 🤷

Drop some WITCHES 🧙‍♀️🖤🔮

“Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercat Hoes!”, or whatever Liono said…

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Gee, they seem pissed. I wonder why? 🤔

AITAH if it bothers me that people won’t use someone’s correct pronouns but will “misgender” someone by using their incorrectly gendered profession? Males who perform massage are “masseurs”, females who provide the same service are “masseuses”. If you can’t acknowledge transfolx, don’t appropriate!

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

Let’s normalize cumdumps breeding other cumdumps #trampstamptuesday #bottomdadswhotop 🎥: @phillydomdaddy.bsky.social

Guys, what do you think? Should I give him my banking information? Credit card number and CV? A copy of my birth certificate and SS card?