Repost if you like 'em big and orange.

My husband hung new art in his bathroom.

Blocked a few “new followers” today. Who is following 500 people and has 200 followers and NOT A SINGLE POST OF THEIR OWN? I don’t need to have more followers at the cost of being a bot farmer. 🙅🏻‍♂️

BWAHAHAHAHA!🤣

You mean you didn’t know? 🤭

This shitfaced child r@pist took over 40 minutes to show up for his own presser and basically confessed to his own crimes but replaced his own name with Maduro. Why should Maduro pay for his crimes when Trump has 34 convictions and hasn’t served a day of prison time?

What can we do about this fucking demented old pedo that has decided that kidnapping the leaders of other nations is fine if it suits his mental picture?

I didn’t get laid nearly enough in 2025. Didn’t kiss enough men, didn’t suck enough dick, didn’t get my hole pounded, zip, zilch, nada. And I can’t say that 2026 will be better. But I am not out of my ho era yet… this year was just in parentheses! #fuckmein2026yall!

I couldn’t have said it better

Well, duh. Do I look like someone who would spit out protein?

My husband took this photo to show me and my shadow. We really missed the boat by not naming her “Velcro” 😂

I can’t post my favorite nude of 2025. Mostly because it’s a picture of YOU… and if I did, that would be cringe, to say the least.

How I’m walking out of 2025.

Someone forgot to post a photo of Imogene in her Hanukkah jammies. It was me. I forgot.

Taking the opportunity to wish each and every one of you a happy holiday season, and may you all feel joy and love and comfort and validated by the people who matter most to you!

BOYCOTT PLEASE SHARE!!! Boycott the CBS airing of the Kennedy Center Honors on Tuesday, December 23. Tell friends and family not to watch. Let’s drive trump nuts with bad ratings.

Fuck, you go girl. Gotta love Cher.

What song is coming out of these? One and One - Robert Miles feat. Maria Nayler

Drop some MAGIC 🪄

Just in case you don’t remember what I look like at work…

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Not really surprising…

Last Xmas I gave you my butt But the very next day You called me a slut. This year To save me from tears I’ll give it to everyone else.

The bidet this morning feels like a power washer… good thing I didn’t get my guts painted white because this would’ve peeled the finish off!

I hesitated to post this but what the hell: at 3AM I got up to go to the bathroom and my knees gave out. I have has osteoarthritis in them for about 15 years, and this sometimes happens. I’m going to be bruised, but it’s not easy getting older! I broke my fall somewhat with my dresser and my arm.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Oink

IMPEACH HEGSETH for war crimes now. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @houserepublicans.bsky.social #impeachhegseth #impeachandremove #unfitforoffice #trumpisacriminal #impeachtrump

Repost if you like to come on round bellies.

If I know anyone who works in the field of oncology, could you please DM me? Thanks in advance.

I don’t consider myself a pup handler, but I know a good pup when I see one…

It’s #TummyTuesday! I am accepting virtual tummy rubs… as long as you’re accepting virtual bj’s 🐷

Please excuse me if I have a very active day posting today; I’m having one of those days where I’m rapid-firing in my head and I’m going to have too many trains of thought traveling through my brain to ignore!

THROWBACK THURSDAY Someone said “I like that you’re a cocksucker that doesn’t mind people seeing what a cocksucker you are“… I responded “Even when I am in costume, I make SURE that I look like a cocksucker!” Halloween in San Francisco in the very late ‘90s The “cumstain” was whipped egg whites 💦

I wouldn’t be up so early if I hadn’t proofed these overnight!

Yes

I made my favorite chicken piccata for dinner!

Just a little reminder for FCF: I don’t just suck dick and get fucked, I love the taste and feel of an asshole embracing my tongue!

Lying in bed in the dark and wishing I could suck the hubby’s dick… but I guess I’ll just beat my meat by myself…

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

The face // the cheeks