I can't find the thread anymore so I'll paraphrase but People pushing AI in the arts dont understand that art is the process not the result Writing is about the words and the meaning and how they slot together. Painting is about colour and texture and the physicality of the paintbrush on paper (1/?)

Just another morning advising netizens on smuggling a large order of 5 Guys fries into a zombie movie by disguising it as another moviegoer.

the other passenger: I smell propane. me: Uhh I just had a garlic burp....

Anti-A.I. stamps! For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital! You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)

The true potential for AI will remain unrealized until it can finally shut up and/or fuck off.

Well. As much of the winter as we spend with the windows open & the AC cranked & blasting, I should make sure we have plenty of jalapeno/habanero flavors in the snack drawer.

Can we please not start a war with Venezuela. Please. Can we not.

Disabling Gemini doesn't seem to work. I need to cripple the bastard.

"Why didn't they tell me this when I made the reservation?" Well, they respected your intelligence. Far beyond what was warranted, evidently.

me: Woo, I got off work early! That nearly never happens! my car: HEY GUESS WHAT

shut the fuck up ai overview nobody likes you

Intensely glad I didn't pay full price for these incredible shrinking bedsheets.

That grocery bagger having a quick game of rock-paper-scissors with someone across the store :3

Critters that came out to play in the road after the rain, just on my commute home tonight: grey fox frogs, too many deer, too many rat skunk

I am Californian, & accustomed to unseasonable extensions of warm weather, but this is the second week of November. Seriously, now, it's getting weird

Today at work we'll learn who would actually notice if I became a vampire. 🧛‍♀️

Polish tourist: Why fee? me: The security deposit is-- other Polish tourist: He's asking about the internet connection.

Expect the media to sit hard on the cessation of SNAP benefits until -after- election day.

Possum jar in progress

It's not emphasized enough in this article that 996 will kill you, & "available 24/7 but with free housing" is slavery. www.axios.com/2025/10/26/o...

Regression/time-looping needs to be a manhwa genre tag already

me: Huh, I feel a little delicate today, I should maybe have tea on my last break instead of decaf. green tea: ROOM GO ROUND NOW

Seize the day. Sink your teeth into it. Consume the screaming, writhing day mercilessly, as the other days look on in horror, and let that be a lesson to the rest of the week.

brain: hey, write smut. here's a new plot me: I HAVE WORK TODAY ASDFKJ;LADFJ

The cheesecakes I made yesterday came out uncommonly well. homg 🤤

Well you see, stevia is an "artificial sweetener" because it's extracted from the plant & refined, unlike sugar which is squeezed directly from the cane

Article: This was debunked, but we won't link to those studies www.sciencealert.com/we-emit-a-vi...

Yes, but how about some paranormal instigators

Absently considering my car the mechanical pet....

What I learned from the +Delta Anomaly season is that the next time #Niantic dangles a medal in front of me, to sit down & do math first, to see if it's even worth attempting. Never before have I worked so hard to repeat a campaign for fuck-all.

Brought to you by a joint effort between Captain Obvious & No-shit Sherlock gizmodo.com/chronic-inso...

Friends, please remember that too much salt can be hard on the kidneys, so remember to dilute those fascist tears with margaritas, daiquiri, champagne, and/or good old water.

No, sir, I agree with you: anything other than instant gratification for free is unfair. That's why you must immediately throw yourself down an elevator shaft, it's only fair.

Normally I don't like apple-flavored things, but the Vons had these "limited edition" sugarfree apple caramel sodas, and I gotta say, they're gross. I definitely don't like apple flavored things, and I'm never getting these again.

guest: I like all your turquoise! me: Thanks, the first step is admitting you have a problem

New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats. guypradel.fr/produit/the-...

Grandma is 104 today, & while I am impressed & awed, if she knocks on my bedroom window after dark, I will not invite her inside.

Oh, this should be good: everyone look forward to Dr. Brainworm telling us what to 𝘦𝘢𝘵, next. #ffs

Dad: Hey, I know you're exhausted & this will be your second one-day weekend in a row, but next year we'll be charging you rent. Yes, I knew you were a Boomer.

The way Samsung keeps bothering me to use this particular weather app gives an excellent clue about what I should be uninstalling.

New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Lately some instinct has been telling me "hey, spread some of the crushed garlic on that," and it has been 𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

It seems sole remaining application of the Constitution is to protect 45 from paying punitive remunerations.

WaPo: "What happens if you drink from a plastic water bottle left in a hot car" . . . You don't die of heat stroke or dehydration. You survive until can get somewhere cooler, or medical attention, if needed. But I suppose it's full of microplastics & we should have the chauffer keep it iced.

Thanks for the new UI, Samsung! It's complete garbage.

Coyotes making creepy skinwalker noises tonight

One of the wee local hotels downtown put up an oversized skeleton on their sidewalk the other Halloween, & just never took it down. They've been dressing it up for other holidays. I hope they keep it there forever

Has the money achieved critical mass yet

I haven't petted a cat in almost six months & the withdrawal symptoms are beginning to manifest

uterus: hey, let's have a period. me: When? uterus: . . . . nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. . . . *three days later* uterus: . . . nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . . .