Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

SWOLPHIN, MY BELOVED!?

None of those pictures were taken on my last trip, last weekend, lol. Having an AP means we only bring the camera when it’s cool out. It was not cool out last weekend. 🥵

INCREDIBLY excited for The Carousel of Progress to finally get some love… but I wouldn’t be me without being worried about what’s going to happen to the historical sets that have been with us since 1964. They deserve public preservation. WDFM. A public imagineering museum. EPCOT. Anywhere.

lol lol lol lol

Anyway, fireworks! So happy with these shots. There’s no better view for Magic Kingdom fireworks than the Seven Seas Lagoon.

HELL YEAH AND HELLO FROM MIAMI BEACH AND THE WOLFSONIAN MUSEUM

Absolutely fantastic exhibit. I’ve been waiting for Wolfsonian to do another great NYWF exhibit.

Shameful, tbh

How about they gut the entire ride building, expand it, build a Viking adventure ride in the Norway Pavilion, and send all of this Frozen stuff over to Fantasyland where it belongs? This is a post from 2014. And another account. Don’t mind me.

Bob Iger is a fascist sympathizer.

Anyway…

I’ll be going to EPCOT for the vibes, MGM for Star Wars, and Disneyland for the actual experience of being in a coherently themed and elaborately detailed Disney park. Never thought I’d see the day when The Magic Kingdom gets its soul ripped out just like EPCOT did.

After today, I’m really not sure I’ll ever be able to go back here.

After today, I’m really not sure I’ll ever be able to go back here.

ok enough of that, back to the swamps

THIS WAS MY IDEA BACK IN 2019 FORGET HONDO GIVE ME MANDO AND GROGU AAS AND NARRATION NOW

Did the thing.

It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time for existential terror.

Hear me out… Magic Journeys with Muppets.

Incredibly stupid that WDW isn’t just moving MuppetVision into the Lightning McQueen building right next to where the Muppet Coaster is going. That just makes too much sense. 🙄

Ok, cool.

There’s a reason why Walt Disney, a conservative, came up with it, and GASP, maybe it’s not such a great idea to begin with? Radical, sure, but… uh… equitable? Possible? Nah. Big ball world’s fair park is better.

why is my 10th post on here an obscure Michael Eisner disTwitter reference from 2012 Psychosis? Probably

Feels hit.

Aww, just realized I started this account on Oct 1. Happy Birthday, WDW. The 21st social media account begins on Oct 1 2024, apparently. 😂

Don’t expect a lot, y’all know I’m mostly over this stuff. And y’all know where else you can find me. :)

lol.