My wish is that @nickofferman.bsky.social 's performance of Chester A. Arthur in #DeathByLightning singlehandedly makes mutton chops trendy again.

One of the most smarmy and prolific *know * child sex traffickers referred to our current sitting President of the United States as one of the worst people he knows. This would be the equivalent of Charles Manson giving you the look and saying "this guy is fucking nuts"

So just to recap Trump is in the emails. Trump may or may not have blown Bill Clinton. The Trump administration is starting to publicly admit that tariffs don't do what they are supposed to. Trump has broken ties with MAGA Karen. Trump doesn't understand that his own health is spiraling.

Hey bsky. I'm back from my hiatus. I'm going to be making some changes to my presence online (probably changing my handle again)

Maybe we can get Shawn Michaels to oversell the funeral. #hulkhogan

Let me just say that I have some feelings regarding these uniforms #clevelandbrowns and I'm going to just put it out there.

Raise your hand if you've been caught in public playing air guitar #bluesky

And while I'm the topic of your shit HR software. If I can't simply import my resume -- I'm not bothering to apply. You have any idea how irritating it is to apply for jobs when all you have is a cell phone? It's absolutely insane!

My son, playing Minecraft: I'm trying to light the beacon ... Me, across the house: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! Wife, in the kitchen: AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER! #parenting #minecraft #lotr

#grief hits all of us kind of hard. I realized that it's mother's day tomorrow and I was about to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day .... Only to realize that I can't.

So I've been #writing again. Usually when I write it's to get a feeling, a sentiment out of my system that I can't really express directly without feeling misunderstood.

Happy International Tuba Day #tuba #tubist

If you're working at a lab in a multi-building hospital and you put instructions on MyChart, please put which building and which parking lot to use in the instructions . I hate it when I pull up to the main campus and I find out I was supposed to go to Building D, east entrance and wind up late.

When a hiring manager asks me what my strengths are, I can confidently say, "I can manage teenagers."

"Measure twice, cut once." doesn't take into account ADHD. It should be "Measure once, cut twice, return to store, wind up at the bar, measure twice, cut twice, slap forehead, return to store, have Bill in Lumber just cut the thing for you, return home, forget project, come back to it next year"

#browns #nfl I'm going to say it. The only reason that Jax Ulbrich's prank phone call is STILL in the news cycle is probably because Shadeur/Deion Sanders is trying to spin that story and not how Shadeur had to wait till night 5 to get drafted to the worst team in the NFL.

I want to cosplay this with my sons for Halloween. #parenting

"Hey there's this college quarterback that is the son of Deion Sanders." "Yeah but he's kinda average and overrated" "Sounds interesting, any issues?" "He's even more of an arrogant piss than his dad." "It's cool, every reputable team is avoiding drafting him." Browns: shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

I don't play drums. But Drumeo is my favorite YouTube channel.

#jobs #jobseeking look I'm going to flat out say it. If your company uses some type of portal (ICIMS, UKG, Brass Ring) to screen or on board prospective employees, your software usually inherently sucks donkey turds and is steering ADHD people away.

As a former lifelong and generational Cleveland Browns fan. I refuse to support the organization anymore. The constant bungling of the team, the stadium bullshit, the money-bungling, and other errant acts of stupidity. Screw that team. They could win a Superbowl and I'd still hate them

I say this was one of the best 80s metal albums. The Dark by Metal Church. #metal #thrash

Like a toddler eyeing a piece of candy.

If I had an underimpressive superpower, it would be to have telekinesis to float the remote from the table that is five feet away from me.

Advertise your account with one image

Closing on a new house!

The burden of proof is the burden of the prosecution, not the defense. There's nothing stopping Ohio from rounding up every protester, claiming they spray painted a Tesla, and saying "yo homes sorry you need to prove you weren't there".

"Salt is not a spice, it's a mineral. Therefore it does not belong in our spice cabinet." My 11 year old son's reasoning for why he never puts the salt shaker away when he's done seasoning his food. He's not wrong. #parenting #dadlife

Today I introduced my oldest son(11) into Gundam

If any of the people younger than me on here have not watched the movie 'Hackers' from 1995, I recommend it.

Given that I'm a huge sucker for the isekai genre, it took me until today to make the connection that one of my favorite book series (Barsoom/The Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs) is an isekai.

Kids don't get screen time so I've been listening to the works of Mark Twain on audiobook in the living room. #parenting

Someone just casually dropped the word "lilliputian"(trivial or very small) when referring to plate sizes at a fine dining restaurant and I honestly had to look up the word.

... Welp. Guess I'm getting the tar and feathers out.

Kamala told us so.

How about a new #promosky I'm Andy, millennial miscreant and do-daring dad. - parenting - interesting words - whining about current events - comics - Nintendo - 90s/00s nostalgia - star trek 🖖 - WWE - fantasy - books - roleplaying - music - cooking - chef stuff - You just lost the Game.

All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. - Aesop Rock, Daylight

My mundane superpower is my ability to place my phone face down on a table when I'm engaged in conversation with someone else.

"Used to draw Hard to admit that I used to draw Portraiture and the human form Doodle of a two-headed unicorn It was soothin', movin' his arm in a fusion Of man-made tools and a muse from beyond Even if it went beautifully wrong It was tangible truth for a youth who refused to belong" -aesop rock

#nintendo MARIO KART IS OPEN WORLD WTF?

Mario Kart World looks amazing.

I wish Ohio had a senator like Cory Booker who shows he's actually reading the letters from his constituents, unlike our senators: Jon Husted and Bernie Moreno, both of which will have staffers that blatantly lie to callers, ignore emails, and obviously show they are there purely to fill in a seat.

Who wants to bet that Cory Booker's long speech will be met with Trump saying that C-SPAN has "the lowest ratings ever. The worst programming..FAKE NEWS"

As you see @booker.senate.gov reading stories of the atrocities of the deportations, you see he is fighting through the physical pain of simply standing for hours to accomplish this.

Cory Booker isn't even halfway through that binder.

Retweet if you're staying awake with Senator Cory Booker! Keep going, Cory -- you make us proud! We're awake watching you! Follow me here: electroboyusa.bsky.social Write below where you live and your message to Senator Booker!

Cody Rhodes's suit from the beginning of RAW was gangster as hell.

#spotify is trolling me. This was track one on my discover playlist this week.

Level 1: Getting the kids to remember to wash their hands Level 2: Getting them to do it well(-ish) Final boss: Getting them to dry their hands instead of creating a river as they walk away from the sink #parenting

#movies I honestly have never seen the movie but I have seen this clip so many times.